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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
How much of that Arrogant Bastard Ale have you been drinking dude?

Sorry honey, but Yanni isn't exactly ugly!

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Originally posted by Violent Messiah

My Fantasy Woman

She should be honest, have a sense of humor, be willing to try new things, prefers the night over the day, doesn't always have to 'get me' but at least be willing to try, willing to say what she wants and doesn't feel the need to play games or expect me to read her mind, believes in compromise, respects things I feel strongly about even if she disagrees, doesn't get off on fighting with me, not emotionally manipulative, actually believes in and practice smonogamy, intelligent, sharp wit, compassionate, caring, loving and be willing to give as much to make a relationship work as me.

Oh yeah, knowing how to cook in the kitchen and how to work it in the bedroom (or where ever!) would be a huge bonus... :D

Contacting her mom, if you have a decent relationship with her, might be a really good idea.

As for the other stuff you wrote, whataya trying to get all us horror women into a cat fight over you? Hehehe, j/k Seriously, you sound lke a sweetheart, and I hope you find what you're looking for. Hell, I hope I find what I'm looking for. why can't life just be easy???

...later...

I just watched Devil's Rejects again. This may sound weird (who, me?) but does anyone else get, like, soothed or relaxed from that movie, or am I nuts? It has a great soundtrack and of course, Otis. But I actually get relaxed watching it. Ah well, whatever works, right?

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Originally posted by monalisa
Contacting her mom, if you have a decent relationship with her, might be a really good idea.

Hmm...That could be tricky. Yhe last time I spoke to her, she was going off on me for breaking up with her daughter, I should've been trying to work harder to save the relationship, how could she be so wrong about what kind of person I am, and so on. I probably should've told her what the truth really was, but surprisingly, I kept my mouth shut. So if she blamed me for the break up, gawd only knows what she'll think about the aftermath.

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As for the other stuff you wrote, whataya trying to get all us horror women into a cat fight over you? Hehehe, j/k Seriously, you sound lke a sweetheart, and I hope you find what you're looking for. Hell, I hope I find what I'm looking for. why can't life just be easy???

Awww...I'm blushin' over here...:o See? lol!

But seriously, thanks. I've always noticed that its easier for someone more then likely hundreds of miles away to notice how great a person you are then it is for someone right in front of you. Go figure. And life is easy...Its just the abundance of assholes we meet determined to make it difficult.

Whoa...That was almost deep. I keep this up, people might expect more... :p

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I just watched Devil's Rejects again. This may sound weird (who, me?) but does anyone else get, like, soothed or relaxed from that movie, or am I nuts? It has a great soundtrack and of course, Otis. But I actually get relaxed watching it. Ah well, whatever works, right?

It is rather cathartic, I've noticed... Kind of gives the same stress releasing feeling I get when I'm online playing a game of Halo 2 and run up to someone with a shotgun blast to their face.

Ahhh...Good times, good times. :D

female, 5'6, chiseled features, black hair (preferably italian/spanish) doe eyes, b-cup, athletic, apple ass, tan, goofy, cultured, intelligent, fashionable, loves horror movies... is that too much to ask?

Sounds like you should move to California.

that's out of the question. i love the east coast. i can cross-off the tan part (that's a little picky). i don't mind pale girls, ie: Brody Armstrong = hot, but prefer a little color, a little spice.

LOL then how about south Florida? I've vacationed there a few times, and you're describing about half the female population....

living in atl. leaves that option open :rolleyes:

Now I understand everything.:rolleyes:

This is a beautiful specimen of a man.