was I gone so long? Did I miss something fantastic?

You were gone for a while it seemed....and no, you missed nothing fantastic...unless pirates and/or spammers are your thing;)

What are you offerin'?:p

Wait, what I meant to say is....NO! Never....;)

ACTUALLY... I get dressed up to play pirate put put golf. I have a hat, eye patch, hook and coco nut bra but you know, people don't just carry that kind of shit around in there car so I have to share the wares ya know...

anyways Im stoned and wondering if boston is the best place to move (since we are pirating threads) and I was thinking that I should sell my practically brand new car and fo to europe or something. what do you think?

LMFAO!!!! Ya bloody scallywag! You're only questionin' me gender in hopes I'll prove to ya I'm a girl!!!! I'm on to your shady ways!

Boston's a great place to move to. I quite like it myself....I was the one who captained the Boston Tea Party ;)

Oh heeeeeeell no ;) I had some work done....after a couple of hundred years...I thought I'd treat myself to a boob lift ;)

LMFAO!!!! The only load aboard this ship is the one in your DIAPER;)

Ive gotten mixed reveiws on boston and Im not a fan of cold weather BUT Id like to try it out. I dunno, different menu's I want to go cook lobster instead of fried shrimp or maybe I could take the money Ive saved and the money I would get from selling my car and live a life of retirement in a third world country....:D

I like your signature MM

Im off to smoke more pot and figure out all of life's deep questions, or play banjo and kazooie

Boston's better than any third world country...I can 99.9% guarentee that ;) Besides, if you move up here you'll already know one person!!! :)

And I like my signature too! ;) I wish they were my words, but alas...I can't take credit.

Have fun playing the banjo....write me a good sea shanty ;)