ChEEbA |
12-19-2004 05:51 PM |
Since this has all gone random:
My cat scratched my nose yesterday...goddamn psycho motherfucker. Probably my fault, I used to mess with his head some when he was younger, YEARS ago - and I thought things were cool now, just that he didn't like me much...
See, that's another reason I prefer dogs, they won't hold a grudge more than a few minutes unless they've been abused or something...dogs RULE.
So, this is how it went down...I picked dusk up (the black psycho cat), and when I sat down with him, he hissed at me...so I'm like "fuck this" and I hissed back at him, to see if he liked it...
Evidently, he didn't.
See that's where things got fucked up, I guess he took it as a threat cos he kinda hissed/spat and took a swipe, it happened so fast I didn't even think he got me at all - I'd tried to avoid it, so what was even worse than that, was in doing so, I smacked the back of my freakin head into a wall...I stood up then, kinda booted the cat in the ass before he bolted, and saw my nose...the sonofabitch only got me with one claw, but this deep channel right across my nose.
MOTHERFUCKER.
Nothings broken, it aint gonna scar much, and/or for long...
I guess it coulda been an eye though, so, for now, the cat still lives.
There ya go, you guys can laugh at me getting my ass kicked by a cat now....
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