Yes....i too have heard of the healing powers of hamsters.

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they actually pray for you.

LMAO.
Thanks,I am not longer cranky:)

Giggle out loud. That's pretty good.

My city team just lost in football to GERMANS!!!:mad:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!

I bought a computer at Circuit City and signed up for aol right there in the store and when he asked me for a screenname I said (this isn't the actually name just an example) Green31605 but he put Grene31605. The actual name I gave him isn't spelled like it sounds but still I'm going to look pretty stupid in a sports chat room or whatever with that name spelled wrong. I'm not really pissed about it just a little irritated.

Would this word happen to be a certain quarterback for a certain team in a certain Wisconsin town?

I am pissed because I have to piss and I dont feel like going to the restroom. LOL

GAWD DAYUMM I have today off from work.. WOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOOO!!!!

You crack me up:)

damndamndamn
I was thinking that!!


Your in my mind...wooooweeeeooooo cue 'almost to the attack- scary music'

Don't like Aaron Rogers that much.....ok,bad joke...

Yeah,it's him.

Har har.

I figured the whole V-R would be the poor sod's problem.

That still gets me, it's clearly pronounced rv.

I actually never got confused until that damn Something About Mary fucked it all up for me.

I love to make people laugh. I finally took a piss but damn it I have to piss again. WTF??????? No kidding.

Did ya catch those acting skills?

He needs to save those bombs for the field.

Everything went downhill in the start of the week:

My multimedia players on my PC always crashes, my VHS machine nearly ate my rental video cassette, and my sister told me my mother had a brain tumor (And my father died in 1990 of cancer).
After I got home after a dinner in a restaurant, was I getting so upset that I destroyed my electric shaver by throwing it up against the wall, and I kicked my VHS machine twice.
Anyway, I need prayers for my mother.

Sorry to hear the bad news, hope things get better soon.

I have to go see a symphony tonight and write a report on it... its funna suck.

Not really pissed so much as I am inconvenienced.

FUCK THAT ...took this picture down :-D

hahaahhaha fuck it .. love you all heading for bed now..

stupid checkbook never balances out* I don't understand why* its a conspiracy to make me insane* they screw with the online checking account so it always is a different balance* its all their fault* stupid checkbooks* I hate checkbooks* why do I have to balance it anyway* eventually I will realize I have no damn money* stupid banking system* stupid debit cards* they need a line of credit on those stupid cards* its all done on purpose* making it EASY to use the card* yeah use this card and then just try to keep the balance straight while we sit back at the bank and laaaaaugh* stupid bank people

Well, the Saints got fucked again this week, not to mention...

Packers lost
Iowa lost
Broncos lost
Astros lost


Pretty much pissed completely off about all that.

I lost my Job and I was suppose to take vacation next week, but the worst part is my best friend has decided to go without me, and has found someone to take my place.

still havent gotten over it
 

I had no parents..well i do but they worked 2 jobs each so that they could afford a good education for thier only daughter..pvte schooling ..etc.
So the rearing of me was handed over to my brothers.The shit fun we used to have...from stealing xmas trees to making bolt bombs (we threw one at this transformer n the whole town was blacked out) our ages well...over 21 at least.
We used to get into so much trouble ..the police automatically arrived at our house.
We did nothing like rob banks or kill anyone ..just good ole hang out like mates kinda fun.
However..the bros fell in love with girly ppl
and these fmales came into my family thinking they had a voice.
My brothers played in bands..the g.freinds put a stop to that...the bro's liked rugby..the g.freinds put a stop to that..the bros love thier lil sister..the g.freinds would throw jealous fits if they hung with me too long.
These wimmen folk eventually became wives and it got worserer and worserer
to a point that one of the bitches gave my bro an ultimatum..move to aus with me or we are through..and so away he went..WELL..!!they get there and she dumps him..this was 8 yrs ago.He came home n sorted himself out ..settled down after the divorce n now she is back..!!shes doing everything possible to get my bro back n wreck his new marriage..Not as long as stubborn breathes will that bitch ever come thru those doors again.
I am married n there is no way my husband of many years would consider trying to come between my brothers and I.

man i really need this thread today... my 3 month old son is a walking pharmacy, he is now on 5 different medications including two different breathing treatments and the insurance company is telling me they are going to drop him....my mother keeps asking me to watch my baby sister and offers me nothing in return...i got turned down for a small business loan (well i have to reaply..some bullshit about not filling in the forms right..grrrr) and to top it all off i think i am getting the flu.

yeah i needed to get that crap out.

I'm very sorry to hear you're going through tough times right now. :( F'n insurance companies...I know that they're a business just like anything else...but sometimes they can be so heartless and insensitive.

I hope things get better for you, even if it's just a little. I'm sending lots of good thoughts your way :)

Farkin 'ell!!
 

I have this black jacket...its a mans suit jacket..i feel nekkie if em not wearing it.
Well 2 yrs ago we had 2 guest speakers from the NZ All Blacks..giving the kids a talk on drug free etc.
My most favourite is Tana Umaga' (captain
now).
Well..i left my jacket on the seat in the staffroom and he cradled it as he carried it my way..with the most loving look in his eyes..he goes..'yo..you left ure jacket behind'!!aint those the most romantic words you have ever heard..!!
*stubborn goes all gooey*
Anyways...it had never been washed since then...well my husband had refused to walk in public with me if em wearing it..cos it was smelly...stained...it reeked..
He sed the other day..either wash it or em divorcing you..lol as if!!
Well...guess who woke to a clean smelling jacket this morning..now its meaningfulness has gone...just another ordinary piece of clothing.

[rant]

I requested to have the day after Thanksgiving off from work. And was told "it -shouldn't- be a problem".Now.. it seems that it IS a problem and i can NOT have that day off : (

It sucks because i would have Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday. A mini-vacation sorta speak. The reason i can not have it off is because the only people who could cover, took the day off. I requested BEFORE them, but because they've been here longer than me, They get first dibs >:\ ..

I wanted to go shopping on Black Friday too and catch all the spiffy sales. Looks like i can't now. Hopefully i can get some extra days off around Christmas instead and make my own mini vacation.

[/end rant]

I wouldn't be caught dead in the stores on the day after Thanksgiving......people are fukin crazy.

haha! That they are and i have actually -never- had the day after Thanksgiving off in my LIFE. I thought it'd be fun to roll with the madness.. and punch someone for the last $29 DVD special. :p

Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyouf uckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.. ....


I feel no better:mad:
Who told me this works?>fuckyou!

Looks like someone needs a hug.

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Listen to Liz Phair: Exile to Guyville. That might help.

Thanks Newb and Haunted:)

Thanks Trip,but I am so over it and I found the Cure.
Live Hockey Games:D
Hurricanes won 8-6!

Hockey is gooood. I'm so glad NC got an NHL team. However, there were the strikes....

Glad to hear that the Hurricanes won one. That's good news.

I burned my arm on the iron.
I have multiple bruises on my thighs from bumping into the sharp corners of tables.
My back molar hurts where I chipped it.
Doing yoga is almost funny since I can hardly bend my back from sleeping on this stupid tempur-pedic (this bed was suppose to relieve backpain-those LIARS)

I must have done something TERRIBLE to piss the universe off.
I just can't imagine what it is:(

things will get better. :)

Get a black candle and burn it. Focus on the flame for a little while pouring all your negative energy to the flame. By pouring, I mean you almost literally force it out of your body.

Once you've done with that, go take a hot shower or a hot bath. Be sure to wash your hair. Just trust me on this.

Does it have to be black?
I haven't even SEEN black candles around here.

So,furniture is attacking me because I have dirty hair and B.O?
Just Kidding,I know what you're saying.:D