Weve been watching you too, Zero!!!! Better wash your sheets!:p

uhmm, its not what it looks like, uhmmm, i was just scratching an itch ----for a very long time -----:confused:

Like we haven't heard that one before. :D

oh my god - you heard me too!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

(by the way, is it just me or are we having a strange masturbation theme cutting across like four different threads now?!?!?! :confused: )

hahah. I didn't notice.

We love sexual stuff. hahahaha..

You're gonna get hairy palms!!! You're gonna go blind!!!! You're gonna have all those effects that the Catholic Church said that you would!!!! Nyah nyah I won't 'cause I....don't....master...bate...ahem....*sounds of someone kick starting a broom*

its all good - since i've gone blind the unsightly hair on my palms doesn't bother me anymore. . . LOL

LOL.

LMAO. Bah, I highly doubt you're concerned with the rest. You probably kick back and enjoy the show:p

I hate watching people pick their nose. Then, right in front of you, they flick it in an unidentified location where you might find yourself stepping on it....barefoot. Bugger foot is bad.

*Someone looks at the bottom of their foot for no reason, "Ah shit! What the hell is this?? It's fucking bugger!"* Then they beat the shit out of whomever was picking their nose last.

See what happens when you pick your nose? Next time, it could be you that finds yourself with an unidentified bugger some where about your person.