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Zombie Night (2003)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../71/252271.jpg DESCRIPTION: With the apocalyptic theme of 28 DAYS LATER and the over-the-top gore factor of your favorite B-movie scream-fest, ZOMBIE NIGHT delivers squirm-inducing suspense and stomach-turning, gross-out effects. In the aftermath of WWIII, a group of survivors come to the disturbing realization that the horrifying decimation of the world, caused by chemical warfare, is the least of their troubles. A nasty side effect of the chemicals causes dead bodies to reanimate, feeding upon the flesh of the living. As the body count rises, the survivors struggle to find a way out, while the camera does not shy away from the carnage that ensues. STORY: 2 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 1 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5 BLOOD: 5 out of 5 GORE: 4 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Another straight to video..A pretty decent movie....If you can gets past the horrible acting then all zombie fans should enjoy it...Give it a chance and pick it up at the video store.. OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5 |
Death Tunnel (2005)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../94/257594.jpg DESCRITION: Shot on location at an early-20th-century sanatorium in Kentucky built for victims of the White Plague, this well-crafted indie hits all the right notes of Gothic, macabre terror. For a college initiation rite, five young women must spend five hours in the abandoned hospital--supposedly the most haunted place on Earth--but each floor is menaced by its own specter of the past. The only escape is through the tunnel that long ago was used to dispose of the dead bodies that accumulated in this house of horrors. STORY: 5 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5 BLOOD: 1 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Let me put it this way...This movie is House on Haunted Hill and SAW 2 plots rolled into one...Its a pretty decent movie, worth a check out.. Not scary at all... OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5 |
2001 Maniacs (2005)
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...e/05138401.jpg DESCRIPTION: Once a year the townsfolk, slaughtered during the civil war by Union Troops, rise from the dead to hold their annual festival, during which they lure unsuspecting Yanks into the town and kill them in carnival type events. STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out 0f 5 BLOOD: 5 out of 5 GORE: 3 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5 LOVE: 2 out of 5 THOUGHTS: FOLKS this turned out to be a decent movie, so check it out...It has some pretty good gore scenes and all the deaths are extreme kills, no bull crap killing in this one...Not much of a scare... OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5 |
Fear of Clowns (2005)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../54/257354.jpg DESCRIPTION: Everyone knows that there's almost nothing scarier than clowns, and the one that haunts this B-grade horror flick rivals its predecessors for sheer terror. A young painter (Jackie Reres) exorcises her coulrophobia (fear of clowns) in her work, but now one of her horrific images seems to have come to life and is killing off her friends and terrorizing her. STORY: 2 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 BLOOD: 3 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5 SCARE FACTOR: 0 out fo 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Once I saw the clown it was down hill....Come on he wasnt even scary looking...In order to have a clown as a killer he has to be scary looking right? The kill scene were pretty bad.....Only good thing about it was the quality look of the movie.. OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5 |
Hillside Cannibals (2006)
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/...._AA240_.L.jpg DESCRIPTION: The world's most brutal serial killer was born over 400 years ago. Sawney Bean and his family pillaged, slaughtered, and literally devoured thousands of victims. Even today, the inbred clan of cannibals hides in seaside caves feeding on the flesh of those who pass by. STORY: 2 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5 GORE: 4 out of 5 BLOOD: 5 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5 SCARE FACTOR: 0 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5: A funny one THOUGHTS: I rented this because of director Leigh Scott...Who made Frankenstein Reborn & Beast Of Bay Road...Which I enjoyed both....But this time he let me down...The gore is the only thing worth watching this ...The crazy family cant even talk, they are like cavemen....This is made by Asylum home entertainment.... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5 |
When a Killer Calls (2006)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../04/261804.jpg DESCRIPTION: Adapted from the same teenage urban legend as WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, Peter Mervis's terrifying, stripped-down horror film focuses on a babysitter who receives increasingly alarming phone calls, which seem at first like harmless pranks--but turn out to be coming from inside the house. Rebekah Kochan, Robert Buckley, Mark Irvingsen, and Sarah Hall star in this effective low-budget thriller. STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 4 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 BLOOD: 4 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5 SCARE EFFECT: 0 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Another Asylum Home Entertainment movie. And what a shocker, check this one out....Dont get to excited...Its just a good movie.... A slasher film.....You should enjoy it... I wasnt going to rent it but after watching Hillside Cannabils and seeing the trailer I had too....Im glad I did.. OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5 |
Once again i must applaud you for weeding out a lot of these DTV movies that otherwise might suck us in [ some of the coverwork is excellent ] and letting us know what turds they usually are.
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The Choke(2006)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../64/259664.jpg DESCRIPTION: When popular band the Choke signs on for a last gig before their lead singer ventures out on his own, they expect a pretty typical show. But things quickly turn off course when they realize they are locked inside a meat-packing plant, and find one of their biggest fans stuffed into a locker. As it becomes clear that someone is out to kill them, the band must consider the possibility that the killer is a band-member as well. STORY: 1 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5 GORE: 2 out of 5 BLOOD: 4 out of 5 KILL SCENES SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5 LOVE: 2 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Why does this happen in every horror movie? All the cast decides if we stick together we will be all right and then 5 mins later they are all spread apart.. Hum...Anyways you wont miss much if you dont see this movie.... OVERALL SCORE:2 out of 5 |
'Hostel'
Just a question and I know the film doesn't technically fall into the genre, but I was wondering what you thought of 'Hostel'? At the beginning I thought it was going to be all 'American Teenage Lads Go to Europe' n things. But I really did get into it, loved the concept and particularily liked that they used unknown actors. Good stuff all round, then I always was a sucker for the 'dark parts of our psyche' stuff.www.martintreanor.com
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