Re: Movies to avoid...whats your list?
 

I've had a change of heart. In view of the fact of having made a conscious decision to stop watching a film within the first 10 minutes because I knew for a fact it wouldn't have -anything- worthwhile, I basically now think that there is no film that you could possibly be wasting 2 hours of your time for.

Maybe the likes of Van Helsing (a worthwhile educational experience on the lengths a film's distastefulness can go when a filmmaker is given CGI to play with -- hey, that reminds me of Star Wars Episodes 1 thru 3) and Brothers Grimm.

My point is, no matter how bad a film seems to be, something can make me hesitate about pressing Stop, though it may not necessarily have anything to do with the film's merits, no matter how little there may be. For instance, I sat through Undead once...because it was April Fools Day.

Distilled further...any film is worth watching once.

So you've never seen shit like....
"The Day It Came To Earth"---- it started out great though. Mafia guy fucks up a job, gets rubbed out, metor crashes into the lake, revived, and violently kills two people within minutes. After that, it slowed down to 2 MPH and I fell asleep through half of it. The film used was such low quality that thing like a black n white cop car, you could not see any black, car's panels, tires, etc.... or any of the darker colors.
"Disembodied"---- still can't figure WTF the point of that movie was except it dealt with an alien chick and some professor trying to find her. They even had a scene where shit would appear and dissappear on a shelf or roll around using stop-motion? Reminded me of shit of something that you'd see on Sesame Street from the mid 70's.
"The Item"---- talking worm that will infiltrate/destroy the mind of whoever would attempt to keep it captive.... need I say more? :rolleyes:
"Axe em"---- really lame slasher and not wide screen.... a 1 inch black bar "box" around the TV sceen. 15 guys or so and one killer with a small knife. Ran back into the house almost "Scooby-Doo" style. Like they couldn't gang up and beat his ass. Really shitty acting and I shut it off when half of em were screaming directly into the camera.

Kill baby, Kill

what low qaulity boring shit.

Can't be any worse than the crap I've rented. Had I bought the shit movies I've rented, I probably couldn't give half of em away. lol

Re: what movie did you watch and then question why you watched it.
 

You can't put a movie on the "Movies to Avoid" list if you haven't even seen it.

No, I certainly haven't. But I can tell you with absolute certainty that even if my reactions might be undoubtedly similar to yours, I would not regret having seen it...once.

Watched Coffin Joe twice. Slept through the second viewing.
And happily survived two viewings of Beware of the 4D Witch.

lol Believe me, especially when it comes to a shitty movie like "The Item", you would regret watching it cause it'll waste a good 90 minutes of your life. :D Like I said, "a talking worm.... need I say more". :p

Ehhh, I suppose when I think about it I don't regret watching em too much considering how I'd be so compelled to jump into a pit of sharp spikes if I had purchased those movies instead. :D It sucks that the ratio of bad horror movies outweigh the good ones. :(

Off-Season and Chupacabra Terror Are my bottom picks. I can't believe I wasted money renting these.

I forgot about House of the Dead. Why do they have to put Sid Haig in the sequel? Now I have to watch that piece of shit too.