The circus, huh? Hmm...not half bad. I'm pretty crazy, so I might fit in just fine...I'm not so sure about the cavewoman though...I don't really like being submissive....well...that's not ENTIRELY true;) muahahahah ;)

Oooh, we got some FILTH outta ya!:D

What you do in the circus? I'd just grow a beard, gain weight and toss a wig on and be "The Bearded Woman".

haha. I had to spice things up a bit...keep everyone awake ;)

I guess I'd...be the ringmaster? I wouldn't mind putting everyone in their place ;) *cracks whip*

God, you sound like my ex-wife.

ba dum-bum

But that's weird that you say that about the whip, you're the third person today to mention whips / torture to me.

I'm afraid to check my horoscope.:D

when i get older i'm gonna sit on a couch in an alley in my boxers and eat ice cream cones all day

Yikes, I sooooo don't wanna sound like the ex-wife ;) I take it back....all of it!!!!!!!!

I hope we can still be friends ;)

I'm pretty sure your horoscope says you'll be whipped by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways. Did I say too much?:D

When you're old, you've earned the right to do whatever the hell you want ;)

If anything, you didn't say enough.:D

I'm sure the horoscope says something lame about "Don't believe the news you hear", or "good fortunes are in your future" or some generic rubbish like that.

The best is when there's two horoscopes side-by-side and they're COMPLETELY different.

LMAO. Well...it wouldn't be so bad if the two different horoscopes were "You'll be whipped by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways" and..."You'll be whipped AGAIN and AGAIN by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways" ;)

That would be the ONE exception.

I'm guessing your hair color is blonde?:p