i'm one of the few people that actually liked this film ..

i didnt make any comparrisons to the 1st - i just let it happen.

thought there were some effective sequences - the confusion over what was real and what wasnt - etc ..

passibly acted ... no signs of budget problems....good soundtrack ..

BW 2 was one of those movies where i got to the end and went "Oh PLease...." But was surprised that it wasnt nearly as bad as i thought it would be. Definately something i would watch if the wife and i were hanging out, getting blitzed and eating junk food.

vod - given your 'particular tastes' i suggest you check out 'Bare Wench'

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Really, not a clue.


Is that a good horror movie?

ahhhh no.

its a spoof featuring a bunch of no talent big titted models.

i bought it in a bargain bin thinking it was going to be a comedy - it was really a big tit nudie flick.

Mountain Top Motel Massacre

I was in the mood for an old skool 80's slasher and picked up the first I could find in my crate of new movies. MTMM lol well, it does exactly what it says on the tin. It's your typical drive in slasher movie - nothing new...some decent gore...but nothing new.

Fun...6/10



Dead Calm


What more can I say about this classic thriller that hasn't already been said? Good Suspense, excellent acting performances and your classic thrilling 'he's not dead yet' endings!!! class

8/10



Exquisite Tenderness


Like so many overly done horror movies set in a psycho hospital I tentatively placed this into my DVD player. The film stars Malcom (clockwork Orange) McDowell which is what grabbed my immidiate attention...ok so, the movie is successfully creepy, it has some fantastic kills....
SPOILER (check out the syringe in the eye - woohoo)
But - it does have major lulls in the film where nothing much happens but that aside I found it an entertaining ride and being a sucker for 'good deaths' I gotta give this

7/10


Suspicious River

Another from the bottom of my 'new movies to watch' crate - this was originally purchased for £2 from a Music Zone 'bargain bucket'. To be honest I could have left it there as I wouldnt have missed too much. The story has been done to death (bored housewife seeks extra marital attention, goes working in a motel doubling up as a lady of the night for certain customers) Obviously she comes unstuck (excuse the potential pun) when she is brutally attacked and raped by one of the motel guests. Here is where I expected the deranged woman hellbent on revenge - alas no (there are no I spit on Your grave revenge killings) it just meanders on into her dull everyday existence - making what was a very slow paced drama...into a longer slower paced drama.

Suspicious River, nothing new, great or even exciting - just a dull drama with a bit of sex.

5/10


Don't go Into the Attic (Devils Harvest)

This low budget ghost/satanic flick although slow in parts was not too bad at all. Creepy in parts this is by no way a scary film more of a slow Sunday afternoon creep flick lol.

Not great but not terrible either

6/10

Man sounds terrible. i hate it when you think you are getting something good, and it turns out to be crap.

Could you overnight it? How big is "big"? Lot's of 'em?

i'll get some screen caps of the DVD and email them to you :D




lots of them .... and pretty damn big.

oh, its definately worth a watch vod (i caught it late night on hbo when i was in college). basically a soft-core porn w/ the girls showing their big fake tits at every chance. the writers (if there were any) probably cranked out this gem in an hour. the dialogue goes something like, "boy its hot out here, i better take all my clothes off" and "boy its scary out here, i better take all my clothes off and investigate" and "your my best friend so we better take all our clothes off and have hot lesbian sex." its pretty f-ing hilarious and in the end you'll just want to watch a real porn film.

just checked IMDB.

apparently i have #2.

there are 4 of them and a 5th in the works !


lord thundering jeasus