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tfantasy 03-07-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 989941)
Does anybody have any idea what this guy is talking about?


Dude, are you just making this crap up?

Yeah, when I read his titles, I'm like wtf??!!

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Originally Posted by roshiq (Post 989958)

I agree with the grade!!

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Originally Posted by The Villain (Post 990015)
I really liked that one too. Had a hard time trying to understand the message of the movie but JK Simmons was great.

I believe it was all about JK making the young man to come out and be a phenomenal drummer, better than anyone else. He was brutal with his methods but it seemed to have paid off in the end.

My latest:

Captive (Ryan Reynolds)

10/10

Fantastic movie!! This one will end up in my collection.

The Remaining

2/10

I didn't know much about the story and I wish I would have, this one sucked!! The only thing I liked about it was a few good kill shots.

Petals on the Wind (Heather Graham)

5/10

This was the sequel to Flowers in the Attic. It was so-so but it wasn't completely terrible either.

TheBossInTheWall 03-07-2015 11:52 AM

Horns. 3/5 Stayed mostly close to the book which was also mediocre. Though the ending was changed to a typical hollywood happy ending.

Amalthea_unicorn 03-07-2015 12:24 PM

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit 10/10

Damn Heathen 03-07-2015 11:55 PM

While the one-person show slept, I watched a modern giallo twofer:

A Black-Shell Sky Bleeds Red Tendrils -- 7.5/10

The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears -- 7/10

Ferox13 03-08-2015 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadbeatAtDawn (Post 990102)
Muck, 2015. 4/10

Damn, I was looking for something new to watch for my guiness and Lucky charms Paddy day fest. Looks like its Bride of the Leprechaun and State of Grace again.

Amalthea_unicorn 03-08-2015 08:09 AM

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Devil's Due 7/10

Baron Von Marlon 03-08-2015 11:19 AM

Wyrmwood (2014)
Refreshing zombie/infected movie from Australia.
Plenty of action, good amount of blood and gore and a bit of humour.
Ending wasn't really satisfying but I read there's a sequel in the works and I wouldn't mind getting some extra information and a good conclusion.

High School (2010)
Better than average stoner comedy about a kid who's trying to get his entire school high. Adrien Brody was pretty cool in this one.

Damn Heathen 03-08-2015 01:58 PM

Clown -- 9.5/10; "Are you building a funhouse?" Best horror movie of the year so far.

The Loft -- 3/10

TheBossInTheWall 03-08-2015 05:07 PM

Grace the Possession. Incredibly camera work. The few sfx were quite good. Sadly, the story and the characters have been done over and over and over. I'd say see it for the camera stuff, but otherwise its not that great. 5/10

Sculpt 03-08-2015 06:52 PM

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Dead End
2/10


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Christmas Eve. On his way to his in-laws with his family, Frank Harrington decides to try a shortcut, for the first time in 20 years. It turns out to be the biggest mistake of his life.
After reading some positive reviews on this film, it reconfirms there's a gigantic gulf between my tastes & others'. Is this what a bunch of people enjoy these days?

First of all, the characters aren't likeable. It's a family (mom, dad, 26 daughter, 20 son, 28 boyfriend) and they all talk "like sailors" to each other. In the first 5 mins, I could warm up to them a bit, but then the rest was unlikeable. Were their lines supposed to be funny? It wasn't to me. And then they go perverted, but it still wasn't funny. It's a rated R film, how young do you have to be to find this funny?

Secondly, the characters act illogically, which really irks me. (More on that below in the Spoilers)

Third, it's never scary. It's dark humor, I know, still fails to be scary. (New poster "RealityComplex" listed this as a film he thought was scary; so I checked it out.)

The cinematography & sound is good. It's an excellent cast. It had a good premise. It just seems to me a 14 yr old wrote the script, or the film is made for folk very different from me.


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The characters were acting illogical. At the end of the film it's revealed it's "a dream". There's dream films where the main characters act logical, such as Inception & Dreamscape -- it works when things BESIDE the main characters are dream-like-illogical. When you lose the anchor of the main character's logic, the contrast is lost. Sure, a film can have dream moments where characters act illogical... but illogical the whole film is too much.

DeadbeatAtDawn 03-08-2015 07:32 PM

Hwayi, The Monster Boy, 2013. 8/10

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Such a great story..

I got a bit confused on the characters but I figured it out. Korean cinema..is amazing!

Damn Heathen 03-08-2015 07:48 PM

The Ninth Gate -- 9.5/10; Depp does well in a non-androgynous part.

The Easiest Way to Skin a Cat -- 6.5/10; A slow burn to a gotcha finale.

hammerfan 03-09-2015 12:03 AM

Housebound - Fun flick. Was better than I thought it would be.

Damn Heathen 03-09-2015 06:41 AM

Toxin -- 1.5/10; We have a Danny Glover sighting. Repeat: A Danny Glover sighting, and the worst possible CGI one can imagine.

Jake.Ashworth 03-09-2015 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 990198)
Housebound - Fun flick. Was better than I thought it would be.

Agreed!

Damn Heathen 03-09-2015 08:26 AM

Hayride 2 -- 0.5/10; I barely recall Hayride 1.

MichaelMyers 03-09-2015 12:38 PM

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20131020010748

I didn't like the story of this sequel too much, it's not my favorite Freddy. But wish I could have watched it in 3-D as it was released in theaters. I think 3-D does wonderful things particularly for horror films. Despite a weak plot, Freddy has lots of great lines in this one---"Every town has an Elm Street!"---which are worth the price of admission. Also a few jump scares that would startle Angra out of his chair.

Baron Von Marlon 03-09-2015 02:46 PM

Dumb And Dumber To (2014)
Not as good and memorable as the first one but certainly not a bad movie.
And it was great to see Jim Carrey acting silly again.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
Second viewing. I think I liked it as much as the first time.
Good cast, story and special effects.
I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Damn Heathen 03-09-2015 03:31 PM

Blackwood -- 7.5/10; A well-shot pseudo-mindfuck with a lead who resembles Bruce Campbell.

The Bloofer Lady 03-09-2015 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 990198)
Housebound - Fun flick. Was better than I thought it would be.

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Originally Posted by Jake.Ashworth (Post 990209)
Agreed!

I agree with both of you, really enjoyed this one too.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 09:40 AM

The 4th Floor -- 3/10; Hey, there's Juliette Lewis in her underwear. What a surprise.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 10:00 AM

Netherworld -- 4/10

Jake.Ashworth 03-10-2015 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Damn Heathen (Post 990293)
Netherworld -- 4/10

I love your one sentence reviews! They are spot on.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 10:55 AM

The Johnsons -- 4/10

I didn't think I could go wrong this after reading its synopsis:

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According to an ancient Indian tale a giant monster embryo residing in a crystal vase is predetermined to fertilize a blue-eyed woman. She will give birth to something evil to unleash horror and destruction upon human kind. Ugly septuplet brothers reproduced within the framework of mysterious genetic experiments terrorize a young innocent girl who seems to be chosen for the sinister predestination.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 11:39 AM

Roadside -- 0.5/10; This director's prime objective was to ensure that the camera was never more than five feet away from an actor. Setting be damned.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 11:56 AM

Gothic Insertions -- 6.5/10

Baron Von Marlon 03-10-2015 03:03 PM

Mercy (2014)
Besides of a couple of unexplained things, it wasn't that bad.
I really loved the scenery. Instantly reminded me of some Lovecraft tales.

Wild Tales aka Relatos Salvajes (2014)
"Six short stories involving distressed people."
Cool movie.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 03:57 PM

Dead Still -- 6.5/10; Better than expected. Loses points for hyper-editing.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 05:18 PM

Deep Dark Hole -- 7/10; Disturbing! I typically detest mockumentaries, but this one struck home. Not for the casual horror fan.

Jake.Ashworth 03-10-2015 05:28 PM

ABC's of death 2 --- 7/10
Really good movie, perfect for us with ADD. It's dark and gory in places hilarious in others. I love the premise of these two movies, 26 shorts by 26 directors, each get a letter of the alphebet and have to pick a word that starts with that letter and build a short around it.

Geordie9 03-10-2015 06:02 PM

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7/10

Baron Von Marlon 03-10-2015 07:02 PM

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Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 08:00 PM

Girl House -- 1/10; Most horror writers have no clue how to tastefully incorporate in-script technology. Clown '14 gets it right, as does Scream 4 to a lesser extent.

Damn Heathen 03-10-2015 10:23 PM

Just Got Stretched 2 -- 6/10; Holy Mother of God, this makes Saw look like Toy Story.

Ferox13 03-11-2015 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Damn Heathen (Post 990325)
Just Got Stretched 2 -- 6/10; Holy Mother of God, this makes Saw look like Toy Story.

what is that?

FryeDwight 03-11-2015 01:56 AM

SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR (2014). While not as good as the first SIN CITY, thought this was worth seeing with Powers Booth and Mickey Rourke standing out. ***

TheBossInTheWall 03-11-2015 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 990328)
what is that?

a movie title he/she made up and thought amusing to post.

Damn Heathen 03-11-2015 09:43 AM

The Haunted -- 1.5/10; Yet another movie from the Warren case files. This one is made for TV and grandmas.

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 990328)
what is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DyiYx5tSsw

Damn Heathen 03-11-2015 01:19 PM

The Shrine -- 5/10; It gave me a Dagon flashback.

Geordie9 03-11-2015 02:59 PM

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8/10


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