So yeah, I kinda feel like this at the moment....


http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...2/22612277.jpg

Why do you feel black?

Just to defend the gory romp statement, notice that our hero and his wife were foreign... in my head there would have been a lot of social commentary not only about the economy but immigration, xenophobia, and the hardships of job hunting for foreigners. Oh, and the humor would be decidedly more cerebral than AoD. Like I said, I knew from the beginning that my lackadaisical synopsis wasn't enough to convey the true image I had. ;)

Fair judgment though, thanks. :)

I always like a good organ harvesting story :)

David Belle's movement alone adds a unique twist on the monster genre and would really be cool to see but I already told another member here that it works much better in my head than on paper. :)

I could've and should've added more but I just didn't have the time or energy. :)

Should be a dangerous hunting season...

i figure as long as its every man for themselves, the two strongest will just keep getting bumped to the bottom of the HP list until someone dies.

Or until a certain alien being catches up with somebody...

It's not always about you

of course - because its usually about me

Rambo monkey attention HO

haven't we killed someone by now???

THE DEADLINE IS UP!!

Let's see what happened in this outing in The Zone...

RESULTS OF THE SECOND OUTING FOR ROUND OF 5 IN THE HUNTING SEASON


The gates are thrown open yet again and the Finalists trod back in silently. But this time...they are FOUR in number!!!

Which means, we have LOST 1 Finalist in The Zone!

The medics team rushes in to find the missing Finalist...and we turn the clock backwards to earlier in the day...


- Hunter Zero perked up. He thought he heard footsteps in the distance. A long, deep gaze through the trees and he saw nothing. Just then suddenly, Disease broke through the foliage and looked left and right. Zero remembed the three shots from the earlier outing he had received, and gritted his teeth. He took careful aim, and fired BOTH his grenades at Disease!

The twin blasts didnt give Disease any time to think. He felt helpless as his body was thrown back from the huge impact, numerous bleeding wounds breaking open all over his body. Falling down with a groan, he took his HPs out to heal himself, and used up all 14 HPs by the time he felt fit again.


- Hunter Posher778 waited till Zero was done. He knew Disease would use up all his HPs to heal himself, and now crawled forward with a smug grin. As soon as he got within range, Posher took out his six-shooter and rapidly shot Disease THREE TIMES!!

A tired and bleeding Disease could only utter a whimper as the three bullets thudded into his chest. He slid downwards, clutching his bleeding chest, and coughed up some blood...more pouring from his huge wounds.

Posher stood up, and walked over to Disease. He looked down at him and muttered defiantly "You are history, my friend", before aiming directly at Disease's forehead and squeezing the trigger THREE TIMES rapidly!!

DISEASE IS DEAD!!


Posher let out a whoop of joy and waved at Zero, who smiled and waved back. Unfortunately for Posher, all the firing had attracted a different kind of audience.

The Predator zoomed in from the treetops, and a blast broke through the high branches of a tree in Posher's direction. By a sheer stroke of luck, Posher bent forward and caught the plasma blast straight on his right thigh, which immediately spattered into a huge mess of flesh and blood.

Posher groaned in pain, and took his HPs out to heal himself. 15 of those made him all patched up, and he survived an otherwise fatal blast from The Predator.


I will let the FOUR remaining Finalists recuperate and rest through the night.

ROUND OF FOUR COMMENCES TOMORROW!!

Ow. fucker. Oh well. Go Posh/Zero team!

Ah, too bad Disease... RIP.

Can we get an update?

Just find the list we had before the hunting zone, subtract disease and 15 hps from yourself and you got it. :)

Despare - FIT with 27 HPs,

Zero - FIT with 23 HPs,

Psycom5K - FIT with 14 HPs,

Posher778 - FIT with 12 HPs

Disease - Dead


I think this should cover it.

Damn that baboon had it in for me..... Oh well, thanks for the game everyone.

We still love you! You just happened to have the least health (and one other detail but I won't say cause little old me hates to start drama).


Either way, looks like i'm next.

you were a great player - which is why you were a target.

enjoy the afterlife

What, you can't say that, you have to tell me, tell me now!!!!

It doesn't concern you even slightly. I guess you have Psycom to thank for being dead now ;)

HDC BATTLE ROYALE - ROUND OF 4


I welcome the FOUR Finalists - Despare, Zero, Posher and Psycom - to The HDC Battle Royale Round of FOUR.


Since the last Challenge was very descriptive and subjective, the Challenge for Round of FOUR is very much critical analysis, which will test your powers of analysing, dissecting, bashing, criticizing AND appreciating the genre we all love.

This is the common query given to ALL four of you :-

"If you had to remove one horror film branded a classic from existence which one would be it be? What would the consequences be for contemporary horror films accordingly?"


Intrigued? My suggestion - Think it over well, do a lot of analysis and research on the subject, and come up with a very good, witty and critically-dissected answer which can suitably impress the Judges.

All FOUR of you have to send me your answers through PMs. The deadline for the answers to be submitted ends on NOON EST tomorrow. Any answer submitted after that will NOT be included.

All the best!

Updated Status After Stage #2 - Round of 5


Despare - FIT with 27 HPs,

Zero - FIT with 23 HPs,

Psycom5K - FIT with 14 HPs,

Posher778 - FIT with 12 HPs.





Newest Body in The Morgue :

Disease.

my answer :

The Gate.

the lasting impact is felt every day at HDC.
It has generated a large % of the traffic here - both in posts by people wondering what the hell the name of that movie is, and as many if not more
posts again as a joke answer to every other film iinquiry.

Hmmm... I wonder which judge has been retired.



:confused:

justice o'connor

Judge Hathorne

judge mental

I sent mine in. Wanted to get this over with.

we're supposed to send something in??? oh my god????



:D

OMG... die.

Update


2 entries in...and sent off to two random esteemed Judges for analysis and criticism.


...2 remain to be submitted.

I wish to be a judge if there is need of one just so you know, V.

Thanks, Gore. But the 5 esteemed Judges are doing great. :)


The deadline was up about one and half hours ago, and 3 entries were submitted...and sent to random Judges for their verdicts.

1 Finalist didnt submit their answer, and so stands to incur the Judges' wrath.

The honorable Judge is contemplating...once he makes his decision, his gun will speak.

The verdicts will be in soon too.

That was me that didn't send one in, I was going to send it in sometime early this morning, but last night I fell down a flight of stairs, broke my arm, and had to have stitches put in my head. I was in the hospital until about 5 in the morning and just went to sleep instead of finishing.

excuses, excuses:rolleyes:

And now you're gonna get blasted. Enjoy.

Yeah, I'm expecting that. I mean, I could have stayed home with a headwound and a broken arm and finished, and then went to the hospital, but I didn't so I guess I deserve it.:rolleyes: The pills they gave me are good though...