Damn this OCD...



I have strong hands...

for a little pee pee..





i sing in the shower

I have to sing with the window closed, or else the neighborhood dogs try to join in.








The ladies call me Kingsnake...

cos your nose is bent out of shape






my neighbours always bring me gifts .

So do your cats!


I love cats.

cos they can't be trained to run away.








my fav chocolate bar is snickers. :D :D :D

Hersheys chocolate pwns you.

sheesh what a game ruiner..






have just waxed my legs.

so you can rub yourself without scratching yaself!! :D




I have really noticeable green eyes.

Only to go blind later...








I hate children.With a passion.

I'm blind already, the eyes are still amazingly green :p

And is hating children a nice thing about yourself??????

Something positive, so we can rip it apart, please!!!!!! :D

Um.....i'm totally nice and i are teh sechzy!

then stop stealing thier toys :rolleyes:







i hate being right all of the time.

then talk to people with double digit IQs.






i am multi-talented.

Drooling on yourself and hitting your head against the t.v. doesnt count.





I love halloween.

you're only supposed to wear your comstume ONCE a year, not everyday.






i can cook practically anything.

That doesn't mean you can stop it from setting on fire.






I like Ash,in a totally gay way.







Bwhahahaha!

you also like your left hand in a totally gay way.









i read a lot.

Just starring at the book doesnt count.





Er,im running out of things im good at or whatever.Oh...i like sea otters.

i'm sure you like molesting animals







i have really long hair.

:rolleyes:


You look like cousin it now!






I don't want to play anymore,i've run out of ideas.You win.

you lose! you lose! you lose!


im not at all competitive......

too bad no prince will climb up your tower.


I have blue eyes

If I poke 'em with a big stick, they'll be red eyes! :p





I am a masseur in the professional sense! (no rude responses, perverts!) :D

oh, that's what they're calling a gigillo these days.






i'm sharp as a tack. (i.e. i'm smart)

*pretending your a guy just cause this would rock*

Your dick is as big as one too! What a coincidence!



I have a brain!

did the wizard give it to you after you guys had sex?







i can play 4 different instruments.

2 sets of spoons??










I like bread and butter..??

Yeah, found in someone else's trash can!





I like star-gazing :D

hence all the restraining orders..:D






i like being right all the time

Then have conversations with things that don't fling crap at eachother.









I liked dinosaurs as a kid.

It's ok to have imaginary friends...


I like the band Gorillaz

You aint happy, but feeling glad?!! Make up ya bloody mind, wont ya! :p






I read approximately 20 books a year.

comic and picture books don't count.









i'm going to be a junior in August.

Junior, in....????

high school

woooooooohooooooooooo..back to diapers !!!








i love teaching

Teaching people how to cheat in exams!! :D







I enjoy contributing to forums on the internet.

as a porn queen :D






i sometimes drink tea through a straw .

It's because of the vegetative state you are in :D





I like saving the jam bit in the middle til last, in a Jammie Dodger!

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