"Go home and tell your mom and dad that everything is gonna be alright!"

I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech

Nice....

"Of all the bars in all the world, you had to come into this one"

another misquote, but I'm to lazy to go find the right one


"Colonel, fair's fair... if I nail Hot-Lips and punch Hawkeye, can I go home too?"

Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society

*bumped for an obvious depreciation of my fantastic quote*

"This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!!!"

"What do you mean you don't Tip?"
"I don't believe in it"

"You're gonna be okaaaaayyy....say the goddamn words"
"im gonna be ok larry"