LMAO!!!!sometimes i crack myself up.....othertimes.....notso much...

flam cradiddle mmmmmzig machan chan can mufruggidy mackum

sorry... the drummer in me

any buddy up for sticking me in their nose?

Whoa, Dirt...You sounded like a mod there for a second.....Not OUR mod...But, A mod...

well.. i'm the mod on thE sounD of dirT forum... at my page... and soon i'll be a mod at the Silencer Records forum

I stabbed myself in the mouth with an orange once. It didn't work, and the ducks in the pond 2 miles down the road from me still won't fit in the bucket of hummus

MMM...Hummus...Sweet nectar of the Gods

if by nectar of the Gods you mean nectar of the Ducks Won't Fit In The Bucket, then yeah

Fuck You Lima Beans!!

in this world gone mad we won't fuck the lima beans, the lima beans will fuck us

and that's the way the rod bends... sigh... i just got depressed for some reason.. i'm going to bed