Barney,fuck the teletubies.





See Spiderman with a life Venom or See Batman being tortured by a life Joker?

The teletubbies. I think they might have had something to do with the recent felicitous Falwell heart attack.

Wrestle the alligator from Alligator or try to outswim the shark from Jaws?

wrestle the alligator, i could never out-swim jaws




lie in bed and watch tv or lie in bed and listen to music?

lie and watch tv


party with bobby brown or corey haim

corey haim, he was hot back in the day





corey haim or corey feldman?

Kill them both



The Govenator or Bruce Willis?

governator, he's actually straighten California out quite a bit






have babies with edward furlong or johnny depp

Johnny Depp,he's way hotter.





Kill Paris Hilton and get away with it or Kill Lindsay Lohan and get away with it?

kill paris




take final exams or be shot in the foot?

Take final exams




Do a drivers liscense test while fully drunk or fly a plane fully drunk?