at least when he is around asian people :p


i am good at making people laugh

Too bad they're laughing AT you and not WITH you.


I'm very generous.

and I can do the Thorazine shuffle!

I AM very generous. :p

Shame we are playing tennis

I am a great dancer.

For a person with no legs.







I like pizza.

That's why you have man boobies.

I am an open-minded person.

The air breezes right through your ears!






I look like a handsome Ron Jeremy

So that's what you tell the twelve year old boys online...

I'm very sweet

Not to be ethnocentric, but that's vile and wretched and disturbing

I've very clean

OK, just spread your butt cheeks a liiiitle bit more, yah, that's it!


I'm noctornal, so I can be awake at the most amazing times.