OK, I'm all better now. I was flipping back and forth and I didn't now where I was for a minute. Never had that feeling before without the aid of some type of recreational chemistry.

hah! yj you make my miserable monday .005% better.

Dude she just hung up the phone with some old guy and then walked out the door smiling.......said something about finding out...What did you do?

You make mine .010% better. Though, Horror.com makes my shitty Monday 100% better!

I need a cigarette.

Shit, I hope she knew I meant me! :p

I don't think she did......or she's just getting practice before you......don't ruin the goods

Oh ok. You should tell her that nobody can prepare her for me. NOBODY!!!

BTW- I'll keep the goods safe and sound (I still never get where the sound came from).

Sound means secure or stable, like "sound mind and body"

Rayne corrects me on crap like that constantly

Thanks!

BTW- This reminds me. I was hanging out with my friend earlier today, and we started talking about the "birds and the bees" topic, and wondered who came up with the birds and bees having sex. The, we (mostly I) figured it out. The bird has the breasts and looks like a vagina when it flies (don't ask) and the bee has the stinger which resembles the penis.