LOL. I guess you can only pass so much gas in one night. It's a sad day when you realize you've used up your supply ;):p

OMG. Read this...I guarentee you'll fart with laughter ;)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dutch+oven

LMAO. I also enjoyed this one...;)

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

Ex. "I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process"

Some people are such idiots, really.

And she just brushed her teeth. =(

BWAHAHAHA. Yeah right, you probably have 3 drawers full of them...a collection if you will ;):p

:eek: :eek: :eek:

LMAO....you try so very hard to get the last word in don't ya? :p

Well, I'm kind of slow like that sometimes you know...:rolleyes: ;)

I'm sure this is very hard on you, but I appreciate the effort....:p