Jellyfish stings too

:( i was at my bfs this morning andi hadnt pooed since about..... i dunno, id get 11pm last ngiht?

anyway, the complex shut the water off cuz theyre fixing the pipes or whatever.

so yeh, i didnt get to poo till like 130pm. and thing is, by the time i got home, i didnt even need to poo anymore... i thought 'where did it go??'

:(but i think its gonna come out now.... brb

the one time its alright to piss on your kid sister, or give a golden shower in public ha.



As many gross things Ive typed tonight, no one has comented on them. Its a real shame.

someone mustve

someone as in... me. i must be losing my touch :(

that and i have a paper on the KKK that i wrote most of up over the weekend that i need to transfer onto the puter. its due wednesday by 620pm (that being the time i leave for class) and i figure i have all day tomrorw.

:( so im here instead.

eh, you should do your paper, as much fun as this is. Hellboy said he almost threw up that kinda makes my night.

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Gren, what the fuck is wrong with you? You don't need to look at the paper to know when it's time to stop wiping. You just know. For me, it's fairly simple: sometimes I look at the toilet paper, sometimes I don't. Forgive me for bein' crude, but when you wipe your ass raw, that's when its time to stop wiping. What the fuck goes thru some people's minds at night? Were you high when you started this thread, or just bored or what? By the way, if you were high when ya started this, please send me some. Sounds like some good shit.