School is gay

[Malicious_Mirth]

man i have a killer biology test tomorrow and i think it is gonna kick my ass..........wish me luck



btw i know that no one is probably interested in this thread so feel free to hijck it as you see fit:D

[Mr. Nash]

Best of luck. Sounds like you may need it. Go ace it. Try not to crack under the pressure and you'll do fine.

[Malicious_Mirth]

ive been studying all week and i know the shit so well that it hurts.......but my professor is one of those professors who tryies to be as tricky with his question as he can..........i hate that shit......why cant it be like high school....where they give you a study sheet and shit.......man i hate college:mad:

[fluffho]

what sort of bio is it?

it sucks the differeneces between professors. my bio professor back at the university prety much just asked the bold type. gfuckin easy. also, the teests wer cumulative. ud THINK that was harder but no, the same questions ended up being repeated (like he wanted us drilled in the answer.. evolution to be exact)

then i had OTHER professors who woudl ask all the bullshit in the middle. hell i even had a teacher ask the fuckin subtitles underneath the pictures. i mean hell i like those pictures cuz they take up all this room. but then i had to read them shits too!

with that said, one of the questions was 'what does a thumbs up mean in australia' and it turned out to mean 'up yours'

is that true? CHEE?

[Mr. Nash]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
where they give you a study sheet and shit THEY GAVE YOU A STUDY SHEET?! :eek:

[Malicious_Mirth]

they gave me a study sheet in high school all the time


i been in college three years and it still sux


this teacher is one of those that tries to ask the most fuked up questions ever....he gave us sample questions the other day and i was like FUK............im so nervous

[Hate_Breeder]

School is gay. I had a quiz in a class i slept in since the beginning of school and i got a 4/6 which is not too bad considering i guessed :rolleyes:

[Mr. Nash]

These are the reasons I was homeschooled.

[Lucid Dreams]

schools a bitch....esp my 1 teacher that thinks we're in college....fucking bitch...but ya...good luck on that bio(1 of my worst subjects)

[evil_blonde]

Id definitely agree that school sucks.
Its so boring.
And the maths keeps getting harder. Dumbass questions.

[fluffho]

i will probably be alone on this one. but i actualy liked school

liked HS and like my college now. didnt like my first college at all though.

school was always easy, hmmm funy how the main reason why i dindt like my first college was it WASNT easy (that and it was run INCREDIBLY unprofesionally... but as students we just had to deal with it...)

anyway was fun meetin people and shit, had fun kickin ass in class, and just the fact that learning is fun. yeh, gay. but its true!

[evil_blonde]

I do agree with you on that, I dont really hate school and I have actually quite liked it up until now, meeting new people, having a laugh and stuff but the same old stuff gets a bit boring after awhile.

[bloodrayne]

Good Luck, Mirth...But, I know you won't really need it...You'll do just fine...Come back in here and let us know, when you find out how well you aced it, okay?:)

[Malicious_Mirth]

i agree with fluff on one thing........i really like college.........been here for 3 years now and i am lovin it but some of the hard classes SUCK ASS!!!! hence the title for the thread........


i just got back from my Bio. test and it was WAY easier that i thought it was gonna be..........it was tricky but i studied my ass off and i think that it paid off...grades are gonna be posed later this afternoon..........i will keep you guys posted tho........an thanks alot for all the good wishes and such.........;) :D

[Ritualistic]

I have 2 tests monday, and I am not looking forward to them...

[ShankS]

I dont have any tests .....i'm to old for school.

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by ShankS
I dont have any tests .....i'm to old for school.

lucky bastard........anyways thanks for all the luck guys and i got a B on the test......which i think is pretty good considering how much of a dickhead the prof. is with his tests:D :D

[wufong]

shit first movies are gay now schools are gay. gesh its getting so a man wont be able to bend over to do his shoe laces up with worrying about being rear ended. me thinks i might invest in a non intrusive butt plug.

[fluffho]

sucker. bitching over nothing LOL

actually that just happeend to me. im taking both my cop courses online. some law BS

well my first class, the book is written pretty much just law wise. explains it is all. the quiz is 15 questions and 20 minutes. says 'you will not have time to look up all the answers'. well fuckin a it took me 3 hours to rea 10 pages lOL i was so lazy. but i took the test in 1 minute then checked all my answers in 4:40.

so my OTHER class, the book is written likea novel. kinda like how they would lecture to u. so 20 pages took me like 10 minutes (the hell does that work out?). well the questions werea LOT harder, didnt just focus on law but also 'spirit' of the law and all this other history bullshit. but i was able to look up all the answers, did it in 10 minutes. got 100%

:) WOO WOO!!! i even got to highlight all of the questions so i can study em later. WOO WOO!!

[wufong]

pfft wait till they give a essay question like. two men who kidnap a woman and force her to take them to a atm so they can take her cash. and you have to give a 500 hundred word answer as to why that is a crime against society........ i failed on that.........:rolleyes:

[Baldi]

You didn't fail because of the question, you failed because of your answer. Can you post it for us to read? ;)

[Malicious_Mirth]

hahaha great point!!

[fluffho]

Originally posted by wufong
pfft wait till they give a essay question like. two men who kidnap a woman and force her to take them to a atm so they can take her cash. and you have to give a 500 hundred word answer as to why that is a crime against society........ i failed on that.........:rolleyes:

not sure if ur being serious. but because
1) that woman couldve been anyone
2) we dont live singularly, but as a community. not only is she affected, but her family, the bank, etc...
3) relates to both, but becuase this instills fear on everyone, not to mention when people start doin this type of shit, and are successful, will continue and only get worse from there

[Baldi]

Well, for the record, I would have talked about our freedoms, how our society depends on our freedoms, and how our freedoms define us as a nation. This one persons loss of freedom means we all lose some of our freedoms, and we question the fabric of our society.

But then, I can be geeky sometimes.

[fluffho]

very good answer

from a law point of view was where i was coming from although i didnt elaborate well enough to convey that.

urs is more philosophical, but coulda gone that route as well. actually, i prefer that route. much more leeway (or whatever the hell that word is..)

[Baldi]

Leeway? Sometimes I call it, "you can waffle a lot and say nothing" :D

You were right with the laws - but the laws effect some of our freedoms, limit them. They exist to tell us what we can, and cannot, do. Therefore, they restrict our freedom.

Man, you could talk about that for hours :D

[wufong]

no i was being serious. but i answered with a mixure of both what you and baldi said. a bit on the legal side and on the personal effect it had on the victim.and baldi no i don't have it. even though that part was done by mail, it was a few years ago now. I mainly failed on the wording of the answer.it was in the first lot of modules that they sent out and i didnt really know what was the right thing to write. but the good thing is the ydon't really expect a perfect answer at that time in the course. just looking for some general idea on your thoughts on the matter. yet i still bombed out for not going into enough detail into the matter

[fluffho]

Originally posted by Baldi
Leeway? Sometimes I call it, "you can waffle a lot and say nothing" :D

You were right with the laws - but the laws effect some of our freedoms, limit them. They exist to tell us what we can, and cannot, do. Therefore, they restrict our freedom.

Man, you could talk about that for hours :D

yep. but in most cases (havent really read all of the 22 something codes, never will so i cant give even a guess to a %), our freedoms are restricted in exchange for security. you can only drive 25 on neighborhood streets, but that increases safety for the people living there. a good trade off, i think

wufong, i wonder how you bombed it? but you did say it was the wording so maybe thats why. could have the correct meaning but perhaps you didnt convey it quite accurately? hard to say without actually seeing what you wrote.

[fluffho]

"Driving a vehicle in the commission of an unlawful act, not amounting to a felony, but without gross negligence; or driving a vehicle in the commission of a lawful act which might produce death, in an unlwaful manner, but without gross negligence"

I HAVE BEEN READING THIS TYPE OF SHIT FOR OVER AN HOUR!! aND I STIL HAVE 6 MORE PAGES.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

and it gets better!

"Driving a vehicle in violation of section........ and in the commission of an unlawful act, not amounting to a felony, but with gross negligence; or driving a vehicle in violatoin of .... and i the commission of a lawful act whcih might produce death, in an unlawful manner but withou gross negligence"

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. ISNT THAT THE SAME THING? CAN SOMEBODY CLUE ME IN? especially the "commission of a lawful act which might produce death" part. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME

[fluffho]

Time spent: 4 min. 30 sec.
Student finished 15 min. 30 sec. ahead of the 20 min. time limit.

Total score: 15 / 15 = 100.0%

I KICK SO MUCH ASS. WOO WOO!! :D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by fluffho
Time spent: 4 min. 30 sec.
Student finished 15 min. 30 sec. ahead of the 20 min. time limit.

Total score: 15 / 15 = 100.0%

I KICK SO MUCH ASS. WOO WOO!! :D

WOO DO WOO! If i had my Brian Posehn pic i would attach it here. But i dont because im at my friends! :)

[fluffho]

thanks... hehe. too bad ur at ur friends

cuz im at home LOL!! (i just had to)

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
I hated Catholic Elementary WITH A PASSION!!!!!! But Public High School, I'd do that over again in a heart beat and not change a thing.

I am thinking about going to take some college courses in architecture and law. All this physical work is getting old.

School may be gay, but unfortunately, it is very important for you future.

So COWBOY UP, Butter cups and GIT-R-DONE!!!!


i agree.........school is awesome, i really love it but it can be gay as hell....... i am sure everyone knows what i am talkin bout............

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
i agree.........school is awesome, i really love it but it can be gay as hell....... i am sure everyone knows what i am talkin bout............

I think its only ghey when i look like shit or the day drags on forever...

[Malicious_Mirth]

good point there


there are those days when it seems like it will never end...............i hate that shit!!!!!!!!

[mayoisthedevil]

all in all i like school. i love all my classes except for math. it sucks ass. i also hate homework. i'd rather just study for tests and essays and other stuff but when it comes to homework...argh...it just gets me soo angry!:mad: i mean, i know it's added points...but i'd rather have in class assignments. oh well. year's going by pretty good so far...but come May...AP exams...shudder

[Malicious_Mirth]

OOOOOoooo

i remember those damned AP exams


man those suxxed..........what classes are they in

i only had an AP english one

[fluffho]

suckers. i only took 1! and it was german! the only reason i took it was cuz 4th yr german was automatically AP. no big deal, iddnt study and i got a 3.

but if i knew u needed a 4 for that shit to count, i wouldve studied.. fuckin a too late now! ah well not that im ever gona use that god forsaken language...

i sohulda taken russian ;)

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
OOOOOoooo

i remember those damned AP exams


man those suxxed..........what classes are they in

i only had an AP english one

i don't know why i did this senior year...i'll probably drop one...maybe...anyways, AP eng lit, AP bio, AP art studio- this one is just a portfolio, there's no test. you have the the entire time to perfect your work (22 in all)) and finally, AP gov

[fluffho]

time for me to do my other cop class! lets see if i can beat my score

well. cant beat 100 so ill try and match it ;) WOO WOO!

hres a question, i guess applies to mirth since hes already out of HS. but arent AP classes in high school a LOT harder than actual college courses? at least it seemed lke it to me (seeing as all the work other AP classes had to do... german AP was bullshit)

[Lucid Dreams]

yaaaaay...time to go back to school 2morrow and make up 3 days of work....god fucking dammnit...i was handicapped for a week and they'll still gimme a problem:rolleyes:

[fluffho]

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!! 14/15 ARGH! :mad:

god damn im sexy

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by fluffho
time for me to do my other cop class! lets see if i can beat my score

well. cant beat 100 so ill try and match it ;) WOO WOO!

hres a question, i guess applies to mirth since hes already out of HS. but arent AP classes in high school a LOT harder than actual college courses? at least it seemed lke it to me (seeing as all the work other AP classes had to do... german AP was bullshit)

Sorry for answering for Mirth but im in alot of his classes and i was in a bunch of
AP classes in HS and FUCK NO. well it kinda depends on what college you go to.

Community college= Ap classes are way harder.

Real Universitys= Ap classes are like a day at the beach.

College is hard as shit.........not bvecause of the material but just cause you are on your on and you dont have anyone telling you to study and telling you to go to bed and shit. but the content of the courses are hard as shit to dont let me fool ya...:mad: :mad:

[fluffho]

lol well then!

at least to me when my friends had AP classes all i heard abou was 'omg i have to buy all these books for summer assignment. i haev to write this and tape this and turn in this blah blah'

also they had to read a SHITLOAD. lots of HW/ quizzes and tests too

at my university, ur grade was based on 3 ctests (oopsy). basically do the rading, show up to class, pass the tests. i did the the reading half asses, went to class 0 times and pretty much ONLY passed the test due to a curve (gotta love it when 55% each on 3 test amounts to a C+ ALLLRIGHT)

problem was, like u said, NO motivation.

now the college im at now, a community college, you HAVE to go to class. also, at the UNI it was 10 week semesters, meaning 3 big ass test all in 10 weeks. same system here, except over 16 weeks. also there are quizzes every week, an assignment here and there, a paper, an a couple extra credits. more work yes, but at least these help ur grade especially when its so easy to get 100% on all of em

teaching urself IS rough though, the 2 cop course im taking now im taking online. if i were to do it over again, the more law oriented one i would do in class. its hard as fuck trying to discern between voluntary and involuntary manslaughter.. etc etc. whereas this next one is more like a criminology class, history and psychology of crime. this one is easy, althouh reading is a bitch. BUT if i really do dedicate like 6 hours to it then yeh, its doable ;)

goddamn im sexy

[DaBroMain]

NO SHIT fluff they say that you gotta do likke 3 hrs for every hr you spend in class and shit and i used to be all like FUCK THAT but now im like studying all that damn time. i think i have finally learned that colloege aint no joke after being in it 3 yrs. and ummm it took me way to long to figure it out.

[fluffho]

lol. dunno if this is ur 3rd or 4th year, but i been in 3 years too. actually, this is my 3rd year.

anyway in AP classes i swear EVERYDAY it was 2-3 hours of work. in college id say each of my classes.. 2-3 hours of work a WEEK. know what im sayin? thats speaking for both UNi and community.

and those 2-3 hours are fuckin taking my time, cooking, painting nails while studying.. and i tend to get straight A's too so i dunno, maybe im super genius or some shit? well, medium genius at least :p

i will say though every week i hafto read here at comm due to weekly quizzes. but at UNI it was only tests covering 4-5 chapters, meaning the night before id be reading like 10 hous striaght lol. usually though id stop after like 20 minutes.

god damn im sexy

[DaBroMain]

Agreed

but ummm the ten hrs before the test would be roughly 2 more hrs a day plus the 2 hrs a week lol if you wanna break it down like that........ I dunno i dont study newar as much as i should i try to look over it 1 time a day but you know how that goes especially in this small ass town when there is nothing to do cept drink and then drink some more.

[fluffho]

lol when i can see ur good at ur math!

anyways now im at COMM and the make u go to class an shit so its a lot easier. ia ctually like it here a lot better at the uni. like they actualy care about u learning, than just wanting to get throug the lecture and go home.. know what im sayin?

self motivation is a bitch though so at least in my other 2 classes i have my best friend in there. im gonna hafto work on that shit though cuz i still hvae fuckin 3 more years of school to go LOL.. UGH. all this work for what? I DONT NKOW. well ok the BA wil be nice i guess, but the only reason im doing it is for the car. makes me wonder "is 6 years of this bullshit really worth it" then i remember its a $60,000 car that either i can have at 23 or buy myself when im... 40? anyway, gives me more time to sit around and be lazy before i hafto actually join the academy and get buffed up.

god damn im sexy

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by fluffho
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god damn im sexy

ok fluff

THE god damn im sexy stuff.......NOT ALOUD ANYMORE>>>>>>we know already!!!!!!


:D :D

[DaBroMain]

YA major universitys dont give a fuck about you learning they already have your money and they could really care less about your measly lil 2000 a semester LOL and comm. colleges are like 2000 dollars omg hell yeah then we are gonna give you the best education EVER. hehe kinda funny how that shit works. but when you are 30 and you do have that car that you bought yourself i bet you will be sooooooooooooooo happy that you went through the 6 yrs of college.

Im trying to be as lazy as i can for as long as i can also . hahaha

[fluffho]

r u sure?

mainly im trying to see how long i can go before i forget. im surprised ive lasted this long. LOL

god damn im sexy

[fluffho]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
YA major universitys dont give a fuck about you learning they already have your money and they could really care less about your measly lil 2000 a semester LOL and comm. colleges are like 2000 dollars omg hell yeah then we are gonna give you the best education EVER. hehe kinda funny how that shit works. but when you are 30 and you do have that car that you bought yourself i bet you will be sooooooooooooooo happy that you went through the 6 yrs of college.

Im trying to be as lazy as i can for as long as i can also . hahaha

yeh. universities sucks. for rela. my bio teacher would lecture nonstop for 88 minutes. then 2 minutes before class was over would go 'any questions?' then run off like a little bitch. even if he would stick around people have classes they hafto hit right after that and cant exactly stay there...

and the deal is when i get my BA my parents buy me a car. any car i want. not a ferrari though LOL right now im picking a lexus (i love japanese cars what can i say). but yeh, totally, $60,000 pretty much in my pocket whereas if i had to buy it myself? yah right

maybe if i lived elsewhere but its SOOO hard to fuckin live in SAN DIEGO! ARGH!! anyway if i wasnt in school id be workin. also once i turned 20 and a half (which is in like 8 months) id join the academy meaning right now id probably be outside running. i mean i want to be a cop yeh but if i can afford to sit around some more and be lazy as fuck then fujckin a why not? anyway, with my BA itll make me promote faster and open up shitload more job opportunities (fbi, cia, us marshal to name a few) so i guess itll give me more than just the car

god damn im sexy

[Hate_Breeder]

god damn im sexy

[fluffho]

THIEF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

god damn im sexy

[DaBroMain]

Im going for my BS. and hell yea that shit opens up all kinds of opportunnity for you. a bachelors is not to be takin litely hehe. im going for my bs in biology and that shit is killing me.

[Malicious_Mirth]

god damn im sexy

[fluffho]

OMG. PUNK! i will get u for that one. some how...

im gettin 2 AAs and 1 BA. trying to up my odds since BAs aint worth SHIT nowadays, its all about masters right now. but of course it depends on ur line of work. im gonna be all blue collar physical labor and generally all u need is BA for that type (cop shit doesnt relaly go any higher than a BA actually LOL)

alright im off to bed. quit stealin my shit BITCHES

o ya. BS in biology? u get that shit i want to shake ur hand then man. honestly though, UVE GOT B FUCKIN INSANE! lol

god damn im sexy

[DaBroMain]

Aye im as insane as they come . dont ask me why ( dont know why i say that cuz i know it is gonna get some one to say WHY) but i just get science like Chemistry and Biology but im a total dumbass when it comes to Math and history and such........