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Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 07:06 AM
OMG fucking hell someone save me, I have to go see this dumbass movie called Wimbelton with my g/f in a couple weeks....
Preacher
09-16-2004, 07:19 AM
Think thats WIMBLEDON mate. And I feel sorry for you. Tyrin to hide that one from my woman.
Latas....p
Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Think thats WIMBLEDON mate. And I feel sorry for you. Tyrin to hide that one from my woman.
Latas....p It is going to be hell for me...
bloodrayne
09-16-2004, 07:36 AM
Aww..I feel for ya, Sweetie...It can't be more than 2 hours, right?...Just try to think of something else, and pay enough attention to laugh in the appropriate places...Or pay enough attention to NOT laugh, if it isn't that sort of movie...Hmm...I've never even heard of it:confused:
Oh well...Just keep counting down the minutes and telling yourself, "It will all be over with soon...It will all be over with soon..."
Now you'll be telling yourself that, whether you want to or not...Power of suggestion ;) :p
MichaelMyers
09-16-2004, 07:58 AM
Just try making out with her during it.
Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Just try making out with her during it. nahh that wont work, she doesnt do public shows of affection.. (she always says we are girls someone will see us) fucking makes me mad... LOL
bloodrayne
09-16-2004, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Ritualistic
nahh that wont work, she doesnt do public shows of affection.. (she always says we are girls someone will see us) fucking makes me mad... LOL LOL...That would be a reason why I WOULD do it :p
Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...That would be a reason why I WOULD do it :p well I would if she wouldnt bitch at me... :D
ShankS
09-16-2004, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Ritualistic
OMG fucking hell someone save me, I have to go see this dumbass movie called Wimbelton with my g/f in a couple weeks....
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you bout to get ShankeD son
Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 08:55 AM
thank you very much :D :D : WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE that is what will be going through my mind, hilarious laughter, anger, and WTF....... when i come out of the theatre i will be seriously insane.... more than I am now... heh:mad: :mad: :confused: :confused:
ShankS
09-16-2004, 09:41 AM
what you need is some of these.... then layback have a kip and the g/f will be none the wiser.
fluffho
09-16-2004, 11:51 AM
isnt that abou tennis? UGH
anyway i hardly watch movies, but even ones that i generally thought i woudlnt like, at least there was 1-2 things that i actually did like.
most are allegoric anyway, so odds are you can draw something meaningful from it
and if all else fails,ull be able to say 'OMG IW ATCHED THE STUPIDEST MOVIE...' :P
Sam The Egg
09-16-2004, 12:04 PM
try to convince her to see something else. I tried it and instead of seeing Garfield I saw Riddick. Granted, Riddick isn't that good, but it's not fucking Garfield, and that's good enough
fluffho
09-16-2004, 12:16 PM
id rather have seen garfield than riddick. the dog in that movie kicks ass
then again riddick did provide for some good laughs..... although i wil say id rather watch both of these than fuckin wimdbledon..
ShankS
09-16-2004, 12:33 PM
next thing we'll have is a friggin film about the Cricket...
I wonder who'll get the role of Nasser Husains part??
Mr. Nash
09-16-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Ritualistic
OMG fucking hell someone save me, I have to go see this dumbass movie called Wimbelton with my g/f in a couple weeks.... Oh my gentle Jesus. That's not even funny. And I know funny. I feel for you. That is a curse to have to watch that. Good luck, may the force be with you.
Ritualistic
09-16-2004, 05:19 PM
Thanx for all the support, some people may not think it is a big deal BUT holy shit this will be hell for me. I know I will probably just fall asleep and I know I will take a long break to the bathroom (go out to the car and sit for awhile) LOL
Vampenguin
09-16-2004, 05:30 PM
Good luck man.....I think you're really gonna need it!
Ugggg....that sounds so shitty....
Preacher
09-16-2004, 11:45 PM
Well last night i'm afraid I had to sit through 2 hours of the film 'Nell' with Jodie Foster on UK tv.
OMG how fuckin borin. Thats definately a chick flick and a half if ever I saw one. Tried to nod off to sleep and my lady kept nudgin me. All I could fuckin here was 'Teeeeee in the weeeee' (you only know what this means if you've suffered it yourself). So I said to her 'well i'm goin to bed - busy at work tomorrow etc) and she goes ' oh, ok, i'll come and watch the rest of this in the bedroom. Fuckin torture!!!
Latas...px
movieman64
09-17-2004, 05:00 AM
You'll be all right, last weekend I took my girls to see, A Cinderella Story...I lived, hanging by a thread but I survived. Concentrate on the popcorn and beverage, or better yet get toasted before you go. I feel your pain.
ShankS
09-17-2004, 07:21 AM
dont worry, you'll enjoy it.
bloodrayne
09-17-2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
dont worry, you'll enjoy it. Yeah...The way that Preacher enjoyed 'Nell' :D :p
Oops...Sorry...I meant:(
Ritualistic
09-17-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Well last night i'm afraid I had to sit through 2 hours of the film 'Nell' with Jodie Foster on UK tv.
OMG how fuckin borin. Thats definately a chick flick and a half if ever I saw one. Tried to nod off to sleep and my lady kept nudgin me. All I could fuckin here was 'Teeeeee in the weeeee' (you only know what this means if you've suffered it yourself). So I said to her 'well i'm goin to bed - busy at work tomorrow etc) and she goes ' oh, ok, i'll come and watch the rest of this in the bedroom. Fuckin torture!!!
Latas...px Oh man Nell would be torture...
ShankS
09-17-2004, 08:33 AM
:D
but it's got a really good story line with inteligent characters.