The Cheesiest side of Horror

[Old Banyan Tree]

Well Put your votes for the cheesiest horror flick you've ever seen in your life! bad acting, pathetic dialogue delivery. heh u can mentione evrthing except "Plan 9 from outer space" cause its KVLT!

My personal favorite would be- The secret life of Jeffery dahamer.

P.S :I hear "Lake of Zombies" is even worse!!!!!

[MichaelMyers]

Eh...wrong forum?

To answer your question, anything by Full Moon Pictures.

[Oats]

Full Moon eh? two words: Golan Globus

[Sam The Egg]

Troma wins, just because of Killer Condom

[Hate_Breeder]

I heard "Hard Rock Zombies" was pretty damn bad

[Sistinas]

Bloody Murder is a shitter.

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Bloody Murder is a shitter.


*sorry, accidental post due to stupidity*

[deadwiz]

meat market was pretty damn bad.

[Old Banyan Tree]

sorry about the forum thing. Im new here so im not too sure where to post this

hmm can you'll guys name any other films in specific?

[KRUGERKID13]

pinochios revenge

[massacre man]

the witches of salem teacher made us watch it the only good acting was the alcoholic and the slave

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Old Banyan Tree
Well Put your votes for the cheesiest horror flick you've ever seen in your life! bad acting, pathetic dialogue delivery. heh u can mentione evrthing except "Plan 9 from outer space" cause its KVLT!

My personal favorite would be- The secret life of Jeffery dahamer.

P.S :I hear "Lake of Zombies" is even worse!!!!! Troma is cheesy but I love it..

P.S. you mean "zombie lake"

[breech]

TCM - the new generation - wtf...

[deadwiz]

house of the dead isnt the worst...but i think its the worst that made it to theatres....and now they are making sequels?!?!

[Hate_Breeder]

They is cheesy and Ghey. dont watch it......for the love of christ

[StaggerLee]

The Mangler.
a giant man eating mangle chasing after people was a bit too much for me...

[deadwiz]

LOL, never heard of that one...it just sounds horrible though.

[StaggerLee]

the most disturbing part is that Tob Hooper directed it, it's based on a story of Stephen King and Robert Englund is one of the main characters and still it's just incredibly BAD

[deadwiz]

I think im going to have to watch this one.

[ADOM]

I actually liked The Mangler. Ever see Mangler 2? I thought the first one was a ridiculous idea executed as well as it could be. It's funny though, because it is one of those things that you have to practically walk into to get killed by it and even people who know what it is manage to get caught up.

Anyway, my vote goes to a flick you have probably never seen, DARK ROSE: FEEDIN' & BREEDIN'. The director lives here in FL and got a "good sport award" from the local paper for admiting it was one of the worst hundred movies ever made.

So the acting is bad and they only had lights on some of the days they shot, does that make it a bad movie?

You can read about it at www.geocities.com/hocfocprod/darkrose.htm (notice it is a free website)

[KRUGERKID13]

i liked the mangler

[wufong]

wendigo

[KRUGERKID13]

lol:D

good one

[fluffho]

theyre all pretty cheesey to me. but the cheesiest of the cheesiest would either b snow white or jack frost..

ugh, def jack frost though. UGH!

[KRUGERKID13]

i thought jack frost was ok not bad for a straight to video release at blockbuster but not worth owninig by any stretch of the imagination

[bwind22]

Originally posted by deadwiz
house of the dead isnt the worst...but i think its the worst that made it to theatres....and now they are making sequels?!?!

If they make a sequel to that piece of shit it had better be straight to video, that's all I've got to say! And if they try to splice in clips of the fucking video game again, someone's gonna be getting an agry letter from me.



TROMA owns this topic!

Redneck Zombies and Rabid Grannies have got to be the two cheesiest movies ever! Redneck Zombies is actually so terrible that it's pretty damn hilarious! I rented it, said it got lost and paid $15 bucks just so I could have a copy.

[Mr. Nash]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Eh...wrong forum?

To answer your question, anything by Full Moon Pictures. Bad Channels yes, but what apout Puppet Master? :( I love Puppetmaster even though the dirty little b*stards in my nightmares. They never leave me alone. Blade is a mean little sononvgun. Lol. Speakin' of guns, Six-Shooter wasn't very nice either.

House of the Dead. Horrible. And not in the good way. That's so bad it's not even funny. And I find a lot of stuff to be funny. But I can't wait for 'Outhouse of the Dead' comming out soon by braxtanFILMS.

P.S. I liked the killer snowman. By that I mean I liked Jack Frost.

[zwoti]

joe d'amato or jess "jesus" franco

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
Troma is cheesy but I love it.. You, Sam and Bwind already took mine...I would have to say that Troma Films win every time for 'Cheesiest' movies ever made...BUT...It's GOOD cheese :D :p

[bwind22]

Ritualistic, BR, or Sam... Have any of you guys seen Redneck Zombies before?

I swear, that is like the most hilarious low budget horror film ever made.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by bwind22
Ritualistic, BR, or Sam... Have any of you guys seen Redneck Zombies before?

I swear, that is like the most hilarious low budget horror film ever made. LOL...The stupidity makes it funny...It's the definition of 'cheesy' :)

[fluffho]

omg, i dont understand how ANY of u couldve liked jack frost; lol

example
"i wonder whats eatin him"
"hmm, not his girlfriend"

hahaahaha FUCKIN A that was lame. not to mention like the part where his ice teeth came out. they came swirling out like one of those machines that.. swirls out and digs holes in rocks. that was gay

and then smashing the womans face into the ornaments, UGH. that movie just pained me! it was several years ago that i watched it and i know if i watched it now id be even more disgusted, lol.

i had to put snow white on there though cuz she hooked up with the little dwarf. now come on.. how cool is that?

[WaR38]

Anyone ever seen "The Icecream Man" with Cint Howard? It's been a long time for me but I can't remember if it was good or bad.

[ShankS]

toxic avenger series.

I managed to get through the whole of the first one, but could only manage the first 15 minutes of the second one.

I dont know whats wrong with these films, they're completely undiscribable, the cheese was just to much for me to handle.

[bwind22]

Teah the Toxie movies are terrible, but they throw enough blood and hooters in there to keep me watching.

:D