bwind22
09-07-2004, 11:36 AM
Alabama - Hell yes, we have electricity
Alaska - 11, 623 eskimos can't be wrong!
Arizona - But it's a dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado - If you don't ski, don't bother
Connecticut - Like Massachusettes, except the Kennedy's don't own it yet
Delaware - We really DO like the chemicals in our water!
Florida - Bring your sandbags
Georgia - We put the 'FUN' in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to mainland scum, leave your money)
Idaho - More than just potatoes... Okay, we lied, but our potatoes are damn good!
Illinois - Please don't pronounce the 'S'
Indiana - 2 billion years and not a single tidal wave!
Iowa - We do amazing things with corn!
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 million people, only 15 last names
Louisiana - We're not all drunk cajum whackos, but that's our tourist campaign!
Maine - We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusettes - Our taxes are lower than Sweden's!
Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens!
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come here if you want to feel better about your own state.
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars hard at work
Montana - Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing extremists and not much else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - You want a @#$%ing motto? I got your @#$&ing motto right here!
New Mexico - Lizards make excellent pets
New York - You have the right to remain completely insignificant
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - Yes! We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio - Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake (Cleveland)
Oklahoma - Just like the play, without the singing
Oregon - Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered!
South Dakota - We're closer than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edjukashun State
Texas - Si... Hable ingles?
Utah - Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!
Vermont - Yep.
Virginia - Who says goverment stiffs and slack jawed yokels don't mix?
Washington - Send help! We've been over run by nerds and slackers!
Washington D.C. - We're looking for a few good men.
West Virginia - One big happy family.... really.
Wisconsin - Come and cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men are men... and sheep are scared.
Alaska - 11, 623 eskimos can't be wrong!
Arizona - But it's a dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado - If you don't ski, don't bother
Connecticut - Like Massachusettes, except the Kennedy's don't own it yet
Delaware - We really DO like the chemicals in our water!
Florida - Bring your sandbags
Georgia - We put the 'FUN' in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to mainland scum, leave your money)
Idaho - More than just potatoes... Okay, we lied, but our potatoes are damn good!
Illinois - Please don't pronounce the 'S'
Indiana - 2 billion years and not a single tidal wave!
Iowa - We do amazing things with corn!
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 million people, only 15 last names
Louisiana - We're not all drunk cajum whackos, but that's our tourist campaign!
Maine - We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusettes - Our taxes are lower than Sweden's!
Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens!
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come here if you want to feel better about your own state.
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars hard at work
Montana - Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing extremists and not much else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - You want a @#$%ing motto? I got your @#$&ing motto right here!
New Mexico - Lizards make excellent pets
New York - You have the right to remain completely insignificant
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - Yes! We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio - Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake (Cleveland)
Oklahoma - Just like the play, without the singing
Oregon - Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered!
South Dakota - We're closer than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edjukashun State
Texas - Si... Hable ingles?
Utah - Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!
Vermont - Yep.
Virginia - Who says goverment stiffs and slack jawed yokels don't mix?
Washington - Send help! We've been over run by nerds and slackers!
Washington D.C. - We're looking for a few good men.
West Virginia - One big happy family.... really.
Wisconsin - Come and cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men are men... and sheep are scared.