Vincent Price

[andyk]

Bad news, people

Just got this postcard from Vincent Price. He likes AndyK's poetry but thinks this forum sux like a hurricane. After I read the postcard, we had a chat on AIM (Afterlife Instant Messaging) and this is what he said:

"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)

[KRUGERKID13]

funny guy :rolleyes:

[kpropain]

LMAO...You have a strange sense of humor Andy...

[andyk]

Where the hell is Sam the Egg when you want to get something other than a monosyllabic response from Krugerboy?

[KRUGERKID13]

its krugerkid13 but thats ok

[andyk]

Originally posted by kpropain
LMAO...You have a strange sense of humor Andy...

thx - I got a pretty twisted sister, too -- you know what her sense of humor's like. Ask her about her technique for blowing pasta through her nose.

[Sam The Egg]

I'm pretty sure being dead will save him from reading much of anything

[KRUGERKID13]

dude weak

[Sam The Egg]

What? Oh, I'm sorry, he's not dead. People we like never die, and if they do we never speak of it.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by andyk
thx - I got a pretty twisted sister, too -- you know what her sense of humor's like. Ask her about her technique for blowing pasta through her nose.

Your crazy.............i like you......................................but your crazy

[KRUGERKID13]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
What? Oh, I'm sorry, he's not dead. People we like never die, and if they do we never speak of it.

dude weak :D

[nine9]

Glad I got the NORMAL part of the gene pool...........I think...........
:confused:


What the hell are you talking aout anyway?............wanna get banned or something?

[mothermold]

Originally posted by andyk
Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)

i "appropo"(propose or appropriate for douche bags such as yourself who don't wish to come off as such an "asshole"as you yourself has)that you and your cunting ways should go elsewhere and enjoy a long(short)life of solitude before choking on your own vomit.cheers!;)

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by andyk
"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Wow your pretty good at that.

[nine9]

Hey........you know..........that IS a real postcard..........really.

My mom met him too.........:D

[mothermold]

Originally posted by nine9
Hey........you know..........that IS a real postcard..........really.

My mom met him too.........:D

...no quater for this douche bag!:cool:

[Vampenguin]

How long till this faggot gets banned?




Sweet avatar Mothermold, btw

[andyk]

Originally posted by Vampenguin
How long till this faggot gets banned?



That's that bastard Clifton. He's hacked into my account so he can flame you guys.

Sorry...

KPro, I think you should ban him.

:mad:

[Vampenguin]

Hey Andyk

Check Your PM box.

[andyk]

Originally posted by andyk
That's that bastard Clifton. He's hacked into my account so he can flame you guys.

Sorry...

KPro, I think you should ban him.

:mad:

hey, I didn't mean Vampenguin's hacking me - it's that TONY CLIFTON guy

I'm going to get Clifton banned!!

[cheebacheeba]

This SHIT passes as a worthwhile contribution to ANYTHING in your eyes?
If it's truly the best you can come up with for a thread, and/or an attempt at humour, why don't you run along - you can take your arrogance and ignorant assumptions with you.

This ISN'T something we need, mods...

[yourlastmistake]

Originally posted by andyk
Bad news, people

Just got this postcard from Vincent Price. He likes AndyK's poetry but thinks this forum sux like a hurricane. After I read the postcard, we had a chat on AIM (Afterlife Instant Messaging) and this is what he said:

"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)

I think its pretty damn funny myself.:D

[MichaelMyers]

Always liked him in "House on Haunted Hill".

[yourlastmistake]

Nice touch with the picture of the postcard.

[nine9]

Originally posted by yourlastmistake
Nice touch with the picture of the postcard.

That happens to be real. He met VP with my mom when he was here doing Edgar Allen Poe readings. My mom just loved him! Said he was very nice.

I know I said that already.......not sure anyone absorbed it though...lol :rolleyes: :D

[mayoisthedevil]

you have a weird sense of humor...

[nine9]

Originally posted by mayoisthedevil
you have a weird sense of humor...

Who me?

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by nine9
Who me?

oh no! i meant andy! he's the weirdlo. but yeah, i didn't mean you! from the posts i've seen, you are a sweetie:)

[nine9]

Originally posted by mayoisthedevil
oh no! i meant andy! he's the weirdlo. but yeah, i didn't mean you! from the posts i've seen, you are a sweetie:)

Well thank you! So are you Mayo! :D Yes andy is a weirdo, I should know, I grew up with him lol! Lucky THAT doesn't run in the family! :eek: