View Full Version : Zombie Apocalypse: What do you do?
Vodstok
09-03-2004, 09:53 AM
Okay, the world has ended. last night, dead bodies started getting up and wandering around (the slow kind, phew). You made it. Make your own decision about wether or not freinds and family made it with you (I would be out rounding mine up as soon as shit started....)
What do you do? Where are you going? Do you go somewhere to dig in? take to the road for greener pastures? Hide in the basement?
Im assuming my parents are okay and my sister's famil;y was visiting so they are okay.
First thing i am doing?
Getting a bus and fueling it up. we started at my parent's house, so we have guns. We are going to get a shit load of food, then we are going north to Kittery Maine to the trading post... Easily over 300+ guns and ammo, crossbows, bow-and-arrows, camping equipment (and food), fishing equipment.... The guns are everything from black powder to rifles to handguns to shotguns.
We'd stock up, and head down to the Florida keys. Find a small one, clear it of every moving undead thing, and hole up. Block the bridge on either side. Pick up all our southern freind son the way down :).
kpropain
09-03-2004, 10:01 AM
Well you all know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get a few friends together and me and Nine are headed for the bunker...Only after I have moved my entire stockpile of weapons and ammo down there....;)
MVP732
09-03-2004, 10:04 AM
I would go over my friend's dad's house. His dad has like 50,00$ of guns and weapons. Then I would gang up with a lot of my friends and go on rooftops sniping the dead, and have a good time. Eventually we'll go to a parking lot, break into cars, hotwire them then ride around aimlessly running over zombies in our path. Maybe even shove a 2X4 in between the car pedal and the seat then turn the car on and have it go 100 MPH into a horde of the undead.
Egekrusher
09-03-2004, 10:05 AM
Family dies.
I go nuts, and proceed to bathe in my own feces. I become "King Shit", defending my territory from the zombies with shit bombs . I create a shit army from the feces of the people who died, and proceed to take over the planet, destroying everyone, dead, alive or undead.
In light of all the recent weather problems, I don't think Florida would be my first choice. I would also round up all the people I love [ including you BudMan ] and take a cue from the DOTD remake and hop on a boat and sail away to Block Island. Its just about a 40 minute boat ride for me. Clear the island of all zombies and set up a new life.
That.........or I would hide in my basement like a little bitch.
Vodstok
09-03-2004, 10:09 AM
Damn, Ege.... I'm so sorry my route doesnt go through michigan.....;)
Hey, maybe i would just swing on out Newb's way.... Ill be the tall guy wearing black carrying a pump shotgun :)
Egekrusher
09-03-2004, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Damn, Ege.... I'm so sorry my route doesnt go through michigan.....;)
Hey, maybe i would just swing on out Newb's way.... Ill be the tall guy wearing black carrying a pump shotgun :)
You do not speak to the Shit King unless spoken to!!!!
Vodstok
09-03-2004, 10:17 AM
You responded, so technically, you did speak to me, almighty shit-king. :)
Hey newb, does that island have any man-made structures on it? New England gets mighty cold in the winter.
If you felt adventerous, we could still go to the Keys. i would think the hurricanes would make a mess out of the zombies :)
Originally posted by Vodstok
Hey newb, does that island have any man-made structures on it? New England gets mighty cold in the winter.
Block Island is just off the coast of R.I. and its home to about 800 people during the winter. [ much more during the summer ].
Its got everything we would need, hotels,shopping, bars, liquor stores [ money!...we don't need no stinking money ]. Thats why we would have to clean it up first. I'm sure there would be a few zombies lurking but with your expert shooting we could take care of them in no time.
dantehorrorfan
09-03-2004, 10:36 AM
i would stalk up on gunsd knives and the all mighty cocain............................and shoot a shitload of zombies with a rocket launcher and say fuck u undead piece of shit.........lol:D :p
KRUGERKID13
09-03-2004, 10:41 AM
me + baseball bat = destroyed zombies
Egekrusher
09-03-2004, 10:42 AM
http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/shitking.jpg
Vodstok
09-03-2004, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by newb
Block Island is just off the coast of R.I. and its home to about 800 people during the winter. [ much more during the summer ].
Its got everything we would need, hotels,shopping, bars, liquor stores [ money!...we don't need no stinking money ]. Thats why we would have to clean it up first. I'm sure there would be a few zombies lurking but with your expert shooting we could take care of them in no time.
im not actually a fantasic shot (i am out of practice), but i am sure with a shotgun i could do some damage :)
Plus, there would probably be plenty of zombies for Practice Practice Practice. :)
MichaelMyers
09-03-2004, 11:26 AM
Go to Wal-Mart. Lots of inflammables and weapons and lots of space to navigate around them when they come.
xGuardianx03
09-03-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Family dies.
I go nuts, and proceed to bathe in my own feces. I become "King Shit", defending my territory from the zombies with shit bombs . I create a shit army from the feces of the people who died, and proceed to take over the planet, destroying everyone, dead, alive or undead.
That plan STINKS!!!
Literaly! ;)
massacre man
09-03-2004, 05:26 PM
grab whatever i need to go into my attic and take the ladder up with me and my dad has tons of guns if they find a way up i could shoot and then save ammo my family would go up there but the first thing im getting up there is my dog
WaR38
09-03-2004, 05:27 PM
Got it. I go crazy like a zombie and start killing people and eating them and all the zombies would think i'm one of them. So then they all be on my side. Sorry to the living but theres alot of dead things around, and they start killing sprees that makes more. I don't really like people anyways so it would be kinda like getting even.
http://www.tourvic.com/toddmcintosh/images/2wist/zombie1.jpeg
massacre man
09-03-2004, 05:30 PM
id be nice to the zombies like bub and make them friends so if someone tries to hurt me my zombie friends would jump them
Tubalcain
09-03-2004, 06:37 PM
it wouldn't even be any fun where i live. i only have 2 neighbors and the closest graveyard within 30 miles from my house is a family plot on our property. but they died in 1870's and probably arent even any bones left. so i would probably just sit around on my ass, drink a beer, clean my guns, and wait for one of my neighbors to die.
Tubalcain
09-03-2004, 06:42 PM
oh yeah, i used to have a dream about this when i was younger. i would be in our little town, and i would be the only one left, and zombies were everywhere. all i had was a baseball bat, so i would climb up the watertower , but they would follow me, and i would sit at the top of the ladder and nock them off,one by one, but they would never stop. water tower would be a very strategically sound place to hold them off if you had some food. the roof of your house is good too.
massacre man
09-04-2004, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by Tubalcain
oh yeah, i used to have a dream about this when i was younger. i would be in our little town, and i would be the only one left, and zombies were everywhere. all i had was a baseball bat, so i would climb up the watertower , but they would follow me, and i would sit at the top of the ladder and nock them off,one by one, but they would never stop. water tower would be a very strategically sound place to hold them off if you had some food. the roof of your house is good too. thats why i said attic and pull up the ladder
Vodstok
09-07-2004, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Tubalcain
oh yeah, i used to have a dream about this when i was younger. i would be in our little town, and i would be the only one left, and zombies were everywhere. all i had was a baseball bat, so i would climb up the watertower , but they would follow me, and i would sit at the top of the ladder and nock them off,one by one, but they would never stop. water tower would be a very strategically sound place to hold them off if you had some food. the roof of your house is good too.
the roof wouldnt be a great idea. assuming the whole thing isnt over in a day or two, you would eventually die from exposure. you need someplace with shelter. I had a dream once that i was holed up in one of those rich-people's tree mansions.... ultimate strategic spot, 30' off the ground with running water. :)
bwind22
09-07-2004, 08:23 AM
I would build a treehouse and live in it with guns, food, water, and 3 or 4 female nymphomaniacs.
massacre man
09-07-2004, 03:14 PM
i would be a good zombie and help vodstok escape with his future wifey
Vampenguin
09-07-2004, 03:27 PM
Id stock up on weapons, shotguns, handguns, Flamthrowers ect.
If the world ends, I wanna die. So Id find somewhere with a hell of a lot of zombies (Wouldnt be hard) and blow them to fucking bits, burn them, bash them.....and when I finally run out of ammo, die a slow and painful death, which will end with..... Rebirth as a zombie!! Hell ya!!