why did...

[last bad move]

snoop dog open his unbrella... for drizzle hahahahahah ok your turn.

[Sam The Egg]

Here's a joke for you...

Knock knock...

[last bad move]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Here's a joke for you...

Knock knock... whos there

[Hate_Breeder]

whos there?

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by last bad move
whos there

Go fuck yourself

[last bad move]

i need to write that one down

[Hate_Breeder]

Good Joke...Good Joke

[Ritualistic]

LOL good one sam..... your sarcasm is loved here at horror.com


oh wait, maybe you were serious:D

[Sam The Egg]

your sarcasm is loved here at horror.com
By everyone, apparently, except the newbs, toolbox, and cheeba


anyways, I stole the joke from Catch Me If You Can

another stolen joke:

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
By everyone, apparently, except the newbs, toolbox, and cheeba


anyways, I stole the joke from Catch Me If You Can

another stolen joke:

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. LOL

[Ritualistic]

Not a written joke, but funny to me ....

[Sam The Egg]

Whoa, Charlie Brown has a HUGE outie...

[Ritualistic]

he sure the hell does

[jay o2 waster]

lol, good times

[Ritualistic]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
Not a written joke, but funny to me ....

HAHHAHA thats a good one Ritual!

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Whoa, Charlie Brown has a HUGE outie...

Oh god damn lol. THis thread is too funny

[Sam The Egg]

...For no reason, here's Apu...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox/the_simpsons__the_complete_third_season/apu.jpg

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
HAHHAHA thats a good one Ritual! yeah i like that picture ....

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
...For no reason, here's Apu...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox/the_simpsons__the_complete_third_season/apu.jpg LOL

[Ritualistic]

ahh I love this one... I love beer, and I love bikers..... LMAO

[Hate_Breeder]

Random

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Random LOL good one

[Sam The Egg]

Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg LOL ahh man ....

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg

I see your Rock Hudson and raise you a Peddiphile Jesus

[Sam The Egg]

I'll see your pedophile Jesus and raise you Tommy Kirk's beach movie classic, Pajama Party
http://www.udenap.org/images/photos_c/04_pajama_party.jpg

[Hate_Breeder]

I see you Pajama Party and raise you a Canadian named Matt

[Hate_Breeder]

Noone can beat Canadian Matt eh?

[Sam The Egg]

I'll see your Matt and raise you Babyface the Monkey
http://www.funsilly.com/images/babyface1.jpg

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'll see your Matt and raise you Babyface the Monkey
http://www.funsilly.com/images/babyface1.jpg

I cant beat that. Im out *claps hands*

[Sam The Egg]

Yes! I am the king of random!!!

Well played, Hate. The Pedo Jesus was indeed a challange

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Yes! I am the king of random!!!

Well played, Hate. The Pedo Jesus was indeed a challange

Yeah i thought i had some more but i ran out. Oh i just noticed why the hell i had any of those pics on my computer :confused: but i couldnt compete with the monkey anyhow

[Ritualistic]

for you HB

[Hate_Breeder]

HAHA hell yes Ritual!

[Ritualistic]

LOL goodie

[Sam The Egg]

http://manstouch.com/thumbs/hd0050d.jpg

[Ritualistic]

I dont have a picture of it, but I would love to see the human condom scene from naked gun (cant remember which one)

[Hate_Breeder]

Yo

[Ritualistic]

nope not it... but yeah that is pretty good

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/fat20kid.jpg

[WaR38]

Sorry guys I think this ones a winner.

[Sam The Egg]

Buddy Christ isn't random

[WaR38]

Ok sam I do not like green eggs and ham. Didn't mean to defy the god of random.

[Sam The Egg]

Dancing Lizards redeem all

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
I dont have a picture of it, but I would love to see the human condom scene from naked gun (cant remember which one)

oh god, i love naked gun...It's the first one.
Frank says, i only practice safe sex

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/Gospeedracer.jpg

[cheebacheeba]

?random?

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/internet.jpg

[cheebacheeba]

...

[cheebacheeba]

!!!

[cheebacheeba]

???

[cheebacheeba]

Look...nothing!

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'll see your Matt and raise you Babyface the Monkey
http://www.funsilly.com/images/babyface1.jpg

I vote to disqualify this on a technical error... Its a gorrilla, which is an ape, not a monkey.


random? YOU WANT RANDOM!?!

How's this?

[Hate_Breeder]

Behold El Random!

[Vodstok]

behold... Ugly AND random....

[kpropain]

Random eh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/Forsale.jpg

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/car1.jpg

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by zwoti
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/car1.jpg

Lol.....That is in-fucking-credible :D:D:D:D

[Hate_Breeder]

The past 2 kicked fucking ass!

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/whatthe.jpg

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/NeverSeen_ThoseBefore.jpg

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/5551BoomBox-med.jpg

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by kpropain
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/whatthe.jpg

No no, stuff the magazine under the bed when your parents knock on the door.... They would be proud of the girl :)

[zwoti]

http://ugweb.cs.ualberta.ca/~uacs/images/carissa/cat.jpg

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/afroradar.jpg

[zwoti]

http://ugweb.cs.ualberta.ca/~uacs/images/carissa/eyeball.jpg

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/freebaby.jpg

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/BadDayComing.jpg

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/Tree_MillCreek.jpg

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/flame_finger.jpg

[Vodstok]

[Arioch]

That one is badass Zwoti...i saved that shit....

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Arioch
That one is badass Zwoti...i saved that shit....


Arioch gets the kick ass avatar prize! I love that movie, and Doc Holiday was the best character.

[Arioch]

Yep, watched it last night....

I couldn't find the picture of him i wanted, which was when he's walking up to meet Ringo and you cant tell if its Him or Wyatt because his hats down then he raises it and smokes that cigarette....THAT one would've been kickass.....ill find it someday....

[Vodstok]

I have that movie on my pc at home. i'll see what i can swing for ya :)

[Hate_Breeder]

Very kick ass movie indeed. Havent seen it in a while. Tombstone right? Kilmer played an excellent portrayal of the Doc

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/tard.jpg

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Very kick ass movie indeed. Havent seen it in a while. Tombstone right? Kilmer played an excellent portrayal of the Doc

Yes, yes and YES :)

ONFG KPRO!!! that is so fucking wrong yet hilarious :)

[Hate_Breeder]

lol retards make me giggle

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/braille.jpg

[Hate_Breeder]

This one is just funny

[Vodstok]

this guy thinks yur funnie
http://www.papersoup.com/archives/minority_report/retard.jpg

[Vodstok]

And for no reason, an army chick with big hooters:

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Vodstok
And for no reason, an army chick with big hooters:


HAHHA I wish i was this guy :eek:

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/Iraqi_intelligence_copy.jpg

[Vodstok]

http://www.aristoi.org/albums/photoshop/Baywatch.jpg

[Hate_Breeder]

yo!

[Vodstok]

Who you callin' ugly, punk?

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/fat.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/1.gif

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/1.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/20003.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/20dogs1cat.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/3627.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/911movie.jpg

[Egekrusher]

I have hundreds of random funny pictures like this, I could do this for hours. :)

[Vodstok]

the stick-kitty and splatter art kill me :)

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Vodstok
the stick-kitty and splatter art kill me :)

Wow.. that dumbass watches WAY too much Star Trek.

[Vodstok]

What about this guy? I hurt myself the first time i saw this.... i honestly would have beat this guy up like i was a jock in an 80s movie for this getup....

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Vodstok
What about this guy? I hurt myself the first time i saw this.... i honestly would have beat this guy up like i was a jock in an 80s movie for this getup....

If I ever get that bad, I want someone to shoot me.

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/doodie110399.gif

[Vodstok]

holy shit kpro..........that is digustingly funny

[kpropain]

LOL how about this one....:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/tampax.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/OnlyinMiddleSchool.jpg

[Vodstok]

Holy fucking shit dude.....


i will never eat tomatoes again.....

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/TheZenPsycho_grover.jpg

[Egekrusher]

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/anatomy101.gif

[Vodstok]

LOL @ both of them :)


Cmon, give the baby a kiss.....blech.......ew....

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/trickortreatdogs.jpg

[zwoti]

reminds me..

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/DOG%20PICS/nice_dog.jpg

[Vodstok]

LOL! give a hug to satanpuppy......


how about a face NO mother could love?

[zwoti]

joyride for everyone

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/mcdonaldseatenyourorder.jpg

[Arioch]

joyride for everyone

OMG their facial expressions are classic....especially the girl on the far right....thats so funny...

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/ANIMAL%20PICS/mcd.jpg

[Sam The Egg]

I vote to disqualify this on a technical error... Its a gorrilla, which is an ape, not a monkey.

But Babyface the Monkey was his name, hence the capitalization.

hey, it's an overexposed internet pseudo-fad from a few years ago!
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/rlussier/Images/Babycha.gif

[Arioch]

God that one got so tired....

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Arioch
God that one got so tired....

Yes, it did. I still want to destroy shit when I see it.

[Arioch]

Yes, it did. I still want to destroy shit when I see it.

Ha, thats like me and women...

[WaR38]

.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by WaR38
.

Awesome

[WaR38]

Damn can't even post a pic without fucking it up.

[Ritualistic]

strong dick

[orangestar]

Originally posted by kpropain
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/ANIMAL%20PICS/mcd.jpg

holy shit I own the book that that picture came from!

[Sam The Egg]

The Goatse Pancake Bunny

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/bunny.gif

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/Funny%202/F18firingAJR.jpg

[kpropain]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/Animated%20Avatars/5551basementcam.gif