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george
08-24-2004, 12:28 PM
i would want to be a llama or a drug lord in cuba or a drug lording llama. i woulkd be the biggest drug lord in the world!!!!!! I WOULD SELL SUGAR!!!! everyone love sugar and its not illeagal.

ha! i win!!:D :D :cool:

Vodstok
08-24-2004, 12:31 PM
I would love to be able to reach through a computer or phone and smack people....



Barring that, i would like to have control over time. stop, pause, play, rewind, fast foward, all at will. I would be filthy rich in no time. i would also have an enormous collection of "topless inpublic" photos that i would sell online... to the people i took the pictures of :D

"send me $200 or i will post this on the net... and why is one nipple so much bigger than the other?"

Ritualistic
08-24-2004, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I would love to be able to reach through a computer or phone and smack people....



Barring that, i would like to have control over time. stop, pause, play, rewind, fast foward, all at will. I would be filthy rich in no time. i would also have an enormous collection of "topless inpublic" photos that i would sell online... to the people i took the pictures of :D

"send me $200 or i will post this on the net... and why is one nipple so much bigger than the other?" LOL good question.. off the subject of nipples but to a similar one....My ex`s left tit was bigger than her right.... You could definately tell the difference.........

and if I could do one thing it would be to be rich that way I dont have to work or worry about bills or stress so much with it..Just being rich is all I ask for :D

Vodstok
08-24-2004, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Ritualistic
LOL good question.. off the subject of nipples but to a similar one....My ex`s left tit was bigger than her right.... You could definately tell the difference.........



i actually feel bad for women/girls in this situation. Could you imagine having this exact issue with your nuts?

"Honey, why is one ball the size of a raisin and the other a goose egg?"

Ouch......

I like the rich thing, but i think i could swing that reallllll easy if i could control time :D

Ritualistic
08-24-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
i actually feel bad for women/girls in this situation. Could you imagine having this exact issue with your nuts?

"Honey, why is one ball the size of a raisin and the other a goose egg?"

Ouch......

I like the rich thing, but i think i could swing that reallllll easy if i could control time :D LMAO

Egekrusher
08-24-2004, 01:46 PM
I would love to be able to stop time...

hey, dammit Vod, that was gonna be my answer.

There would be no vault unopened, no woman untouched, and no men left alive. :)

massacre man
08-24-2004, 01:47 PM
be able to anything be a god if i was i would make all the cool members dissapear and put them all in the sears tower HORROR.COM CONVENTION ill give the members i like 1 favor each

Arioch
08-24-2004, 01:47 PM
I'd like to destroy the world if given a chance......in a very super-villian kind of way...

Sam The Egg
08-24-2004, 01:48 PM
First choice: To be able to pull out the exact change that I need all the time when buying stuff

Second Choice: sex with Hate Breeder

Egekrusher
08-24-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
I'd like to destroy the world if given a chance......in a very super-villian kind of way...

Why destroy it, when you could do like me and just keep the whole thing for a very select group of people? Just kill everyone you don't like.

Egekrusher
08-24-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
First choice: To be able to pull out the exact change that I need all the time when buying stuff

Second Choice: sex with Hate Breeder

I hope to God you're female....

massacre man
08-24-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Why destroy it, when you could do like me and just keep the whole thing for a very select group of people? Just kill everyone you don't like. im glad members like me...

Arioch
08-24-2004, 01:55 PM
No i'd like to destroy EVERYONE, in a end-of-all-humanity kind of way....don't think i wouldn't do it either;)

massacre man
08-24-2004, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
No i'd like to destroy EVERYONE, in a end-of-all-humanity kind of way....don't think i wouldn't do it either;) why do u wanna?

Egekrusher
08-24-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
im glad members like me...

Remember, you're on my hitlist.

massacre man
08-24-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Remember, you're on my hitlist. and im part vampire

meetthecreeper
08-24-2004, 06:08 PM
I would do a massive study to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop, thus stopping that whole controversy.

Second I would like to walk the earth, like Kane in Kung Fu

Sam The Egg
08-24-2004, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
I hope to God you're female....

Homophobe! :D

LilMissScareAll
08-24-2004, 08:41 PM
I want to make movies and get rich and famous!

mayoisthedevil
08-24-2004, 09:47 PM
make my own planet and be ruler

Hate_Breeder
08-24-2004, 09:49 PM
Meet a woman who loves me as much as i love her

VisionOfBlood
08-24-2004, 09:53 PM
well since i was 10 i wanted to fuck jerry only but thats out of the question now, that im dating his 16 yr old cousin (hey ant-lol) and he's gettin married again.

so id hafta say get over my stupid ass stage fright and make some money singin my ass off.

and also become a vampire :rolleyes:

and almost forgot! marry my sexi, handsome, gorgeous boyfriend.
love you baby. when you got the ring i got the answer:)

fluffho
08-24-2004, 10:52 PM
be a little less sexy and much less cool because everyone wants me and i can never decide

damn my horrible life

darthvonpokemon
08-24-2004, 11:19 PM
Either silence the voices that keep telling me constantly to 'kill them, kill them all' or make those bothersome lawsuits finally just go away.
CK

massacre man
08-25-2004, 07:44 AM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Egekrusher
08-25-2004, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Homophobe! :D

No, actually, I'm bisexual. I just don't think he'd appreciate it. :)

massacre man
08-25-2004, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
No, actually, I'm bisexual. I just don't think he'd appreciate it. :) he wouldnt i dont understand that your either straight or your not... it just doesnt make sense to me no offense or anything

Sam The Egg
08-25-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
No, actually, I'm bisexual. I just don't think he'd appreciate it. :)

Hey, that's between me and him

Egekrusher
08-25-2004, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
he wouldnt i dont understand that your either straight or your not... it just doesnt make sense to me no offense or anything

I like it in the butt. How's that for ya? But I don't get emotionally attached to men the same way I do with women.

So, I like to fuck guys and date women.

My ultimate fantasy? Be on the receiving end of a guy while having sex with a girl at the same time.

I know, I know, WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION.

He started it. ;)

Vodstok
08-25-2004, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
I like it in the butt. How's that for ya? But I don't get emotionally attached to men the same way I do with women.

So, I like to fuck guys and date women.

My ultimate fantasy? Be on the receiving end of a guy while having sex with a girl at the same time.

I know, I know, WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION.

He started it. ;)

Bree is bi in a similar way,only with women te way ege is with guys.

She is physically attracted to women, but see s them the same way a frat guy does, give me the goods then get the hellout.

massacre man
08-25-2004, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
give me the goods then get the hellout. sounds like a crackhead buying crack

massacre man
08-25-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
I like it in the butt. How's that for ya? But I don't get emotionally attached to men the same way I do with women.

So, I like to fuck guys and date women.

My ultimate fantasy? Be on the receiving end of a guy while having sex with a girl at the same time.

I know, I know, WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION.

He started it. ;) yes that was too much information

Stingy Jack
08-25-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
yes that was too much information

Hey, you were the one who said you didn't understand it.

massacre man
08-25-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Hey, you were the one who said you didn't understand it. i said hwo can you like men AND women then he said all that

Stingy Jack
08-25-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i said hwo can you like men AND women then he said all that

LoL


Well, he likes it in the butt. Hard for a woman to do, without attachments.

fluffho
08-25-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
My ultimate fantasy? Be on the receiving end of a guy while having sex with a girl at the same time.

LUCKY PIERRE!!!!!!!:D

bloodrayne
08-25-2004, 09:13 PM
I would just have a nice, happy, peaceful life with my family...I'm a pretty simple girl...I really don't ask for much...

















And..I'd like to be able to do my guy in the butt, too...lol:D



Hey...You guys were already discussing it...so...:p

massacre man
08-26-2004, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
I would just have a nice, happy, peaceful life with my family...I'm a pretty simple girl...I really don't ask for much...

















And..I'd like to be able to do my guy in the butt, too...lol:D



Hey...You guys were already discussing it...so...:p um with that ax you got me for christmas i dont think youll be getting much peace and um dont bother to call the police i dont think theyll be helping anyone were like the only ones left in town

MichaelMyers
08-26-2004, 12:50 PM
Always wanted to be one.

massacre man
08-26-2004, 12:53 PM
always wanted to throw one