Crazy Families!

[Hate_Breeder]

I dont know about your family but mine is fuckin nuts

Me:Creepy ass fellow who loves horror music and movies

Phil(Brother):Stoner dropout, sometimes an asshole

Mother:Crazy woman who is about on her 900th boyfriend

Doug(moms boyfriend):Mullet man with leather boots and so fourth.

Douglas(Dougs son):Little twat who thinks hes cool because he dyed his hair like eminem.

Bryan(other brother): Who lives in the garage and is a chef.


How about you guys?

[breech]

my famliy regularly starts food fights at chrismas and thanksgiving

beside the fact that my step-dad is also a stoner and raids my stash whenever he can find it

my mom reminds my of the mother from malcom in the middle

and my sister makes a rock look smart

god i'm gald i'm adopted...

[WaR38]

I hear ya. My dad was known around the house by me and my brothers friends as "El Diablo" lol. All crazy in our own ways I guess. My bros and popps always went to metal concerts together. You know the family that moshes together stays together.

[mayoisthedevil]

i love my family...but

Dad- control freak
mom- religous fanatic
brother- wanna be control freak
me- minor case of obessive compulsive

[bloodrayne]

You guys already know my entire family...There are 5 of us (not including my Horror.Com family members, which you know as well)...And we are all here...

[Hate_Breeder]

My dad how did i forget he is the craziest. Hes a 4 time convict and a drug adict and an alcoholic. He would steal things from the humane society to sell at the pawn shop. I also loved having at least 90 new people over every day that i didnt know, made me feel real comfortable. I especially loved the ones that would twitch and pick at themselves, great dad i have

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I dont know about your family but mine is fuckin nuts

Me:Creepy ass fellow who loves horror music and movies

Phil(Brother):Stoner dropout, sometimes an asshole

Mother:Crazy woman who is about on her 900th boyfriend

Doug(moms boyfriend):Mullet man with leather boots and so fourth.

Douglas(Dougs son):Little twat who thinks hes cool because he dyed his hair like eminem.

Bryan(other brother): Who lives in the garage and is a chef.


How about you guys? who was i talkin to doug or douglas?

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
My dad how did i forget he is the craziest. Hes a 4 time convict and a drug adict and an alcoholic. He would steal things from the humane society to sell at the pawn shop. I also loved having at least 90 new people over every day that i didnt know, made me feel real comfortable. I especially loved the ones that would twitch and pick at themselves, great dad i have

wow...that sucks...i'd give you a hug and have my cousin sing you a song...she has a lovely voice :)

[Lucid Dreams]

sorry to hear all of that HB, just wait till you move outta the house and you'll be good...but on me...my family just senial and medicated

Mother =pretty cool, but can be a major bitch at times, depending if she's taking her medication or not
Father =is a major fucking dick all the time, especially when he's hit me...but if he's on his medication, he's usually pretty cool, but otherwise no
Sister =School drop out at 9th grade(bc see has some new disease they found out only grls can have) but going 2 college(i don't even get it) is a major fucking bitch all the time;always getting screamed at by her for BS, and c's on shit load of medication
Brother =pretty much the easiest person to deal with in my house...we think alike nd like the same shit, but also could be a dick sometimes, but otherwise he's pretty cool...not a stoner or anything but i know stuff he's done...he just doesn't know he's told me it when he was drunk:p
Grandmother =Senial fucking woman....annoying as fuck, doesn't stop talking, doesn't know how to shut up
Grandfather=My fucking role model....too long of a story to tell, but it kills me bc he can't walk, and can barely talk and all he does is lay in bed all day...his fucking death bed:(
Polish Guy =I know wut ur thinking...we have a polish guy living in our house that takes care of my grandfather, but steals shit from us...so he's gonna b gone soon
Me =Basically the only one not on medication yet, but gonna b soon bc i'm getting sent to therapy...and i'm basically known as the psycho among my friends....so yaa...thats my family, oh, along with my 3 dogs and 3 cats:D ...we're an animal family

[fluffho]

mines pretty boring. but they let me do what i want really so its no big deal

mom - like me, but FOB form and dorkier
dad - strange, but nice
brother - idiot
me - bomb diggity
dogs - bomb diggities 2 and 3

[massacre man]

mom-shes cool she likes horror movies
dad-cool always workin ,a hunter
grandma-very nice
robert-with a real big girl for some reason
justin-JUST MOVED OUT
tina-dates an alcaholic
me-the one thats either gonna be in the movie buisness or go crazy most likely go crazy

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by massacre man
who was i talkin to doug or douglas?

You were talking to Douglas. Doug Sr. is a hell of a lot cooler... and thank you Mayo :o

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
You were talking to Douglas. Doug Sr. is a hell of a lot cooler... and thank you Mayo :o ok cool did you change your AIM name?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by massacre man
ok cool did you change your AIM name?

no im gonna change my password

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
no im gonna change my password youve been posting there and your screen name wasnt on

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
You were talking to Douglas. Doug Sr. is a hell of a lot cooler... and thank you Mayo :o

:D

[orangestar]

not all of these people live in my house...



Mom- moody is the only word to describe her. When we are both "having the painters in" the house is a fucking warzone. But I love her most of the time

Dad- Easygoing, funny, but embarrassing in public. He likes to talk really loudly about stuff he thinks is funny.

Brother (Andrew)- We are both realizing that when he goes to college in like a week, we wont ever see each other so were being nice these days. It used to get very very bad. Very.

Grandma- Coolest person I know. Shes funny and smart and my role model.

Grandpa- Smartest person Ive ever known in real life.

Aunt and Uncle- oh god, how do I explain these two. In a word, DORKS. They both work for a computer company and it is there entire life. They have no social skills and are very rude unintentionally.

[movieman64]

My family is pretty dysfunctional as are many Midwestern auto factory worker units.

My Dad: A very simple, straight forward person. He's 76, and has given me a lot of good advice over the years. He worked all the time when I was a kid, so that we could have all the best. I don't ever remember receiving much affection from him, but in a man's way I know he loves, and is concerned about me.

My Mom: She's 78 and in very poor health :( She was the typical stay at home Mom in the 60's and 70's. 3 foot high hairdo's with 2 cans of hairspray in it. Whipped my ass with whatever she could get her hands on, combs, wooden spoons, switch from one of the trees in the yard. She tells me more now then ever that she loves me.

My younger Brother: We literally hate each other. he and I refuse to speak to each other. Of course in my opinion my parents feel he and his family can do no wrong. We had a real knock-down, drag-out fight a few years ago, (blows and punches). I was telling a friend at work about the incident, he gave me the, "my brother and I were arguing, and then he suddenly died, and I never got to say I'm sorry speech." Well I thought about it, I called my brother and told him sorry about the incident, even though I felt he started it and was wrong. He never said sorry, kiss my ass, or nothing. The cease fire lasted about a month, and that was about 10 years ago. He's King of the Rednecks, so I'm sure he has plenty of admirers.

Wow, how f**cked up is all this!

[Sistinas]

Wow, I guess Im not the only one with a fucked up family.