Comedy Movie Tournament

[massacre man]

ok im deciding to do this for some reason iv gathered kevin smith movies,adam sandler movies, and many other comedy movies
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[Hate_Breeder]

Porkys

[Vodstok]

Jay and silent bob.

I actually laughed at that one

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Jay and silent bob.

I actually laughed at that one

Agreed

[orangestar]

Jay And Silent Bob (and Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks etc.) is one of my favorite comedies. I love those guys.

[massacre man]

jay and silent bob-3
porky's-1

more votes

[Sam The Egg]

Porky's is a movie I lump in with stuff like National Lampoon. It's supposedly a comedy classic, but I never got it.


I vote for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[GorePhobia]

jay and silent bob also

[granitemonkey]

Porky's;)

[massacre man]

jay and silent bob strie back moves to round 2


next match in a few minutes

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 2


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[GorePhobia]

friday

[granitemonkey]

Goldmember

[orangestar]

Goldmember

[Sam The Egg]

Goldmember

[mayoisthedevil]

FRIDAY

i liked the first austin powers the other two were ok but not so thrilling

[massacre man]

goldmember-3
friday-2


more votes

[bwind22]

Friday!

Goldmember was fucking stupid! A fart in church is funnier than that entire movie.

(I would have voted Porky's, but that was a good match. Jay & Silent Bob is some funny shit, but Porky's is... well, Porky's!)

[hellfire1]

friday

[Hate_Breeder]

FUCK! This ones tough. Both kick ass. But the one that made me laugh harder was Goldmember so Goldmember it is!

[Sistinas]

Friday

[Lucid Dreams]

hmm...friday

[Vampenguin]

Goldmember

[massacre man]

goldmember wins

next match in a few minutes

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 3




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[Sam The Egg]

I hate the Wayans brothers, so I pick Gilmore

[Egekrusher]

Happy Gilmore.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by massacre man
goldmember wins

next match in a few minutes


Dude! Friday won 6-5! I demand a recount!







Happy Gilmore.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
Dude! Friday won 6-5! I demand a recount!







Happy Gilmore. oh whoops sorry

FRIDAY WON!

[Lucid Dreams]

happy gilmore...adam sandler is the motherfucking shit!!!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Lucid Dreams
happy gilmore...adam sandler is the motherfucking shit!!!!!! turer words were never said



AND THERE WILL BE STAND-UP SPECIALS ON THIS larry the cable guy's GIT-R-DONE special is in the next match

[Lucid Dreams]

Originally posted by massacre man
turer words were never said



huh?:confused: :confused:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Lucid Dreams
huh?:confused: :confused: happy gilmore...adam sandler is the motherfucking shit!!!!!!
^truer words have never been spoken^

[Lucid Dreams]

Originally posted by massacre man
happy gilmore...adam sandler is the motherfucking shit!!!!!!
^truer words have never been spoken^


oh, haha, i didn't put it 2gether, i thought u were talking about turner classic movies(i know, don't ask)...but now i gotcha;) :)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Lucid Dreams
oh, haha, i didn't put it 2gether, i thought u were talking about turner classic movies(i know, don't ask)...but now i gotcha;) :) lol ok

[_Leatha_Face_]

Happy Gilmore

[mayoisthedevil]

adam sandler is ok...but scary movie was just crap...

HAPPY GILMORE

[massacre man]

ok happy gilmore wins and moves to round #2

next match in a minute

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 4

Larry the cable guy's GIT-R-DONE stand up special
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[mayoisthedevil]

BRUCE ALMIGHTY

[massacre man]

bruce almighty-1
larry the cable guy-0

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
Happy Gilmore

*gasp* are you back for good?

Larry the Cable guy by the way

[WaR38]

Git-R-Done

[massacre man]

larry the cable guy-2
bruce almighty-1

[Lucid Dreams]

larry the cable guy!

[bwind22]

bruce almighty

[Vampenguin]

Bruce Almighty

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Vampenguin
Bruce Almighty

Same Here!!

[orangestar]

Bruce Almighty

[Sistinas]

Bruce Almightly

[Wicked Lady]

this one's for all the anal dwelling butt monkeys!
Bruce Almighty

[massacre man]

bruce almighty wins :( :mad:


next match either later or tomorrow my head hurts

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by massacre man
bruce almighty wins :( :mad:


next match either later or tomorrow my head hurts

You Vagina :p

[KRUGERKID13]

get-r-done

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
get-r-done

I dont care who ya are thats funny right there

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 5



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[orangestar]

CLERKS!!! A classic!

[Vodstok]

Clerks.. I just finished watching that a couple of hours agao :)

[bwind22]

Good match up here...

but I gotta go with Clerks. Kevin Smith is the man.

[Egekrusher]

Dammit.. I love both of those movies.

Clerks.

[KRUGERKID13]

clerks

[massacre man]

wow clerks takes a quick victory next match in a minute

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 6



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[MichaelMyers]

Head of State.

[allmykids]

Pet Detective

[bwind22]

Ace Ventura by faaaaaaaaaaaar.

Chris Rock is funny. That movie isn't.

[massacre man]

ace-2
head of state-1


more votes

[Vampenguin]

Loved em both, but I gotta say....


Head of State

[massacre man]

ok next vote wins

[orangestar]

Head of State

[jay o2 waster]

ace ventura

[mayoisthedevil]

ACE VENTURA

[fluffho]

ace ventura but i prefer the second

"of course not, this is a lovely room of death. take care now byebye then"

"it is the loogy that binds us"

"shakasha ahhhh.. shishkabob, shawshank redemptoin. Chicaaaa go! YOUR OUTTA THERE. go on.. go on.. go!"

i could go on forever... i really could. here, one more

"your request is not unlike your lower intestine - stinky, and loaded with danger"
"we can pay you handsomely"
"i am know a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me!"
"20,000 dollars"
"re he he he he heee healllly????........ no. i cannot. for i am soirely needed here. at the ashram!"
"if i may interject!! we are short of space. and it is important for yuo to use your talents. let me help you pack!"
"but i am yet to attain supernatural oneness"
"wait... THERE it is! you have just obtained it"
"i have?"
"yes yes, just now. you are one! i can see it in your eyes. you are more one than anyone"
"what aobut my medalilon of spiritual accomplishment"
"here.. take mine'
"MASTER! this took you 80 years to achieve!"
"thats ok i dont like it anymore. really"

could go on and on and on. i have an awesome memory

[massacre man]

ace wins next match in a few minutes

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 7




THE HEAVEN VS HELL MATCH








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[mayoisthedevil]

DOWN TO EARTH (that whole speech about health care...i nearly peed myself!)

[KRUGERKID13]

little nicky

by far

chris rock= not funny

[bwind22]

Little Nicky

[Hate_Breeder]

The only Chris Rock movie i liked was Dogma and CB4 but i liked Down to Earth better than Little Nicky. Although both were original

[massacre man]

next vote decides it

[orangestar]

I hate Adam Sandler and almost every movie he's ever done. I thought Down to Earth was a little badly directed but it was hilarious.

so Down To Earth

[massacre man]

you dont like all the stuff i like


wow the movie about hell lost on a horror forum




next match in a minute

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 8





BATTLE OF THE MIKE MYERS FILMS


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[orangestar]

DEFINETLY Austin Powers. One of the funniest movie franchises of all time.

I dont remember much of Waynes World, but its my best friends favorite movie for some reason.

[Vampenguin]

Ever since I got into horror, Ive been really behind on Comedy....


Im ashamed to admit it, but I havnt seen Austin Powers, none of them



So Waynes World

[allmykids]

Austin powers

[MichaelMyers]

Wayne's World.

[bwind22]

Waynes World

[Arioch]

Waynes World, Austin Powers is overrated trash....no thank you....

[mayoisthedevil]

AUSTIN POWERS

[Hate_Breeder]

Waynes Fucking World

[Lucid Dreams]

WE'RE NOT WORTH...............Waynes fucking World!!

[massacre man]

wayne's world takes the cake mmmmmm cake


next match in a minute

[massacre man]

ROUND 1 MATCH 9





DOGMA
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[Hate_Breeder]

South Park

[MichaelMyers]

Dogma!

[McDonnyDude666]

Dogma

[Lucid Dreams]

Dogma...but i love the end of south park when carmans chip malfunctions

[bwind22]

They're both damn good mvoies, but I gotta go with South Park. Instant classic.

[massacre man]

dogma wins

hold on

[bwind22]

This tourney is only first movie to 3 votes? Hmmph.

Anyways, here's a pic for you, for next round.

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dogma/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/*-http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/dogma/dogma-poster01.jpg

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
This tourney is only first movie to 3 votes? Hmmph.

Anyways, here's a pic for you, for next round.

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dogma/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/*-http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/dogma/dogma-poster01.jpg no just ill end it if i know im about to leave which i am

[MichaelMyers]

massacre man asked me to post the next match since he's busy:

WATERBOY

vs.

MALLRATS

[MichaelMyers]

I vote Mallrats. ;)

[Lucid Dreams]

love sandler, but have to go with Mallrats this time...its a classic

[Arioch]

Waterboy...i never liked mallrats....

[orangestar]

Mallrats!!!

"First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. "

[bwind22]

Mallrats. Waterboy is Adam Sandler at his big budget worst. (Going Overboard is not included in that category.)

[kpropain]

Damn I actually like both of these, but I'm gonna have to go with Mallrats...

[Lucid Dreams]

Originally posted by bwind22
Mallrats. Waterboy is Adam Sandler at his big budget worst. (Going Overboard is not included in that category.)

i bought that about a year ago(going overboard) but haven't watched it yet...i guess i shouldn't?

[allmykids]

Waterboy

[bloodrayne]

Waterboy...I actually like Adam Sandler




I couldn't stand the Austin Powers movies...Comedy does not have to = stupidity:rolleyes:

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Lucid Dreams
i bought that about a year ago(going overboard) but haven't watched it yet...i guess i shouldn't?

I bought it too because it was cheap, but then I watched it and realized why they they were only charging $5.99 brand new.

It's good for a laugh, but not the typical laugh you'd get out of a comedy. It's more of a laughing at it, than with it. VERY low budget.

[Lucid Dreams]

Originally posted by bwind22
I bought it too because it was cheap, but then I watched it and realized why they they were only charging $5.99 brand new.

It's good for a laugh, but not the typical laugh you'd get out of a comedy. It's more of a laughing at it, than with it. VERY low budget.

go figure...egh, oh well, its always fun to point and laugh at everything wrong with a movie, isn't it?