View Full Version : Can you friggin' believe this....?
Vodstok
08-18-2004, 06:23 AM
http://search.ebay.com/loch-ness-water_W0QQfromZR3QQsosortorderZ1QQsosortpropertyZ1 QQstrkwZQ20
Playing around with the new adds on my site, i stumbled over this..... some people will sell/buy anything...
what is the weirdest/most retarded thing you have seen on ebay?
carnage
08-18-2004, 06:34 AM
Oooo...got to bid on that one.....
...do they have "snow from the bigfoots house" too??
Vodstok
08-18-2004, 06:36 AM
I dont know, but they have "Royal Air from Buckingham Palace" :D
Crazy brits...:)
zwoti
08-18-2004, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I dont know, but they have "Royal Air from Buckingham Palace" :D
Crazy brits...:)
how about a tin of fresh air (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60824&item=4319202569&rd=1)
rae_pierre
08-18-2004, 04:38 PM
LMFAO!!!
Sam The Egg
08-18-2004, 06:38 PM
I'm selling zwoti's virginity
Lucid Dreams
08-18-2004, 06:40 PM
there was a guy on ebay selling nothing a while ago...literally nothing, it said there was no substance and it cost nothing, and the guy just shipped an empty box 2 whoever won
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 06:40 PM
id bid on that
just kiddin you rock zwoti
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 06:56 PM
post the link ;)
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 06:59 PM
:mad:
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by blackkitty1
well ill have to re sell it cuz its already over....but im taking bids on here just to have a little fun :(
now does it make sense
zwoti
08-18-2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'm selling zwoti's virginity
haven't seen that in years.....thought i had lost it but i'll check in the boxes in the attic to be sure. :D
evil_blonde
08-18-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
haven't seen that in years.....thought i had lost it but i'll check in the boxes in the attic to be sure. :D
LMAO
KRUGERKID13
08-19-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
haven't seen that in years.....thought i had lost it but i'll check in the boxes in the attic to be sure. :D
i bought it off ya a few years back when we met at the slaughtered lamb remember zwoti
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'm selling zwoti's virginity I should have sold mine...I just gave it away...Damn, I got ripped off...I wish I could get it back...:o :D
Vodstok
08-19-2004, 07:27 AM
I traded mine. Got a cup of coffee for it.... No really, i did..
EDIT: I made the trade with a girl, just so no one thinks anything.....
Haunted
08-19-2004, 07:56 AM
I got a ton of therapy for the loss of my virginity. It wasn't very nice.
Anyway, I don't want to drink the water of some smelly prehistoric anomaly....could have wee in it...blech.
Royal Air? I'd rather have West Coast Irish Air. Much cleaner.
darthvonpokemon
08-19-2004, 08:16 AM
Someone was selling a sweat soaked napkin that recent Republican candidate Alan Keyes used to keep wiping his forehead with at the press conference to announce his running. Other items I've seen include novelty vials of Elvis's sweat, some guy in New Jersey's lunch stained napkin (as an answer to the other napkin LOL), a half gallon of sour milk and a human soul.
CK
Vodstok
08-19-2004, 08:26 AM
My old boss said that he would split the profits 50/50 if someone could successfully sell his eye for $1 million. No one took him up on it. No it wasnt a glass eye.
darthvonpokemon
08-19-2004, 08:30 AM
Yikes ! I'm not 100% on this, but I think I heard of someone trying to sell a kidney on there once. Wonder if there's any truth to that because I could use the cash :D
CK
darthvonpokemon
08-19-2004, 10:03 AM
What a bargain ! I don't know. There's something kind of unsettling about a doctor who auctions off cosmetic surgery services online. LOL
CK
Vodstok
08-19-2004, 11:00 AM
"Dr nick, You used a fork and knife to perform open heart surgery!"
"But I wiped them off on my napkin..."
ShankS
08-19-2004, 11:04 AM
I'm gona try and sell a fart in a jar, after a hot curry.
^^
ewwwy. how much do ya think you'll get for it? hehe
bwind22
08-19-2004, 12:13 PM
Conan O'Brien had a guy on that sold his virginity on eBay for $11,000! :eek:
I'm gonna list my virginity on eBay. (I'm not a virgin, but I AM a guy, so who's gonna know the difference. I could just get there and fumble around like I had never seen one of those things before.) Hmm... Maybe I should make the listing for my virginity + a bonus gift.
That way when they catch crabs, I can say 'Oh yeah. That's your bonus gift.'
This is a good idea. I should try to list it in a Dutch auction with a quantity of 50 just to see how that goes...
(I'd feel sorry for whoever gets me last though. They'd be getting burnt with a disease for sure.) Oh well though, that's just too bad for them. There's a sucker born every minute and if they're willing to fork over cash for my "virginity" + bonus gift, who am I to turn them down?
lol.....I think you'd be hurtin too....hehe
Vodstok
08-19-2004, 12:24 PM
Burnt with disease? Are you THAT dirty, bwind?....:eek: :eek:
What do you do if a big, fat , hairy sweaty she-male wins?
Egekrusher
08-19-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Burnt with disease? Are you THAT dirty, bwind?....:eek: :eek:
What do you do if a big, fat , hairy sweaty she-male wins?
Give them to ME!!! OH YEAH!!!
ShankS
08-19-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by nv.
^^
ewwwy. how much do ya think you'll get for it? hehe
dunoo, but I'll let the bidding go on and on :D