kpropain
08-17-2004, 07:48 AM
Well MM here is a little present from your uncle Kpro and your aunt Nine9...:D
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: hey
massacre man 666 [10:57 AM]: whos this?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: I'm da one eyed pimp, who else do you think this is?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: Is it true you like to pick your nose and eat your boogers?
massacre man 666 [10:58 AM]: i dont have a nose
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: wow that's strange how the hell do you breathe?
massacre man 666 [10:59 AM]: my mouth
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: let me guess you snorted too much coke and it fell off?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: have you ever had sex with a two toed sloth?
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: ... no
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: why not?
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: there was never one around
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: oh ok
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: jay?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: who?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:01 AM]: do you like to eat popsicles and then jam the stick up your ass when you are done?
massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: no...
massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: this is jay aint it?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:02 AM]: who the fuck is jay?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: do you ride the short bus to school?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: cmon now answer me!!!!
massacre man 666 [11:04 AM]: no i ride the invisible bus
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:04 AM]: Oh man I bet that's fun, how do you get on it, if you can't see it?
massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i can hear it
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:05 AM]: Yeah but how do you know where the door is?
massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i walk where i see the bus driver
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: oh ok duh
massacre man 666 [11:06 AM]: sometimes she forgets to open the door
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: then what do you do just stand there like an idiot?
massacre man 666 [11:07 AM]: no i run into the door until i bust it inways
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:07 AM]: damn that must hurt.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:09 AM]: out of these three choices who would you fuck and why?
A: Yoda
B: Gary Coleman
C: Godzilla
massacre man 666 [11:09 AM]: yoda cuz hes not real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: so you are saying Godzilla is real?
massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont think gary coleman is real either
massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont know if godzilla's real iv never been to japan
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: Yeah Gary Coleman is real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: Are you naked eating chee-tos?
massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: on a bean-bag chair
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: I bet that's fun
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: do they call you tater salad?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: or tater tot?
massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: yup
massacre man 666 [11:12 AM]: sittin naked on a bean-bag chair eating cheetos is the perfect way to GIT-R-DONE
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok if you say so, but isn't that mixing up two different people?
massacre man 666 [11:13 AM]: yes ron white and larry the cable guy
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok so take your pick you can't obviously be both.
massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: larry
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:14 AM]: is your sister covered in moles?
massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: i dont have a sister
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: i gotta go to the flower fellar soon
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: except the sister with the one boob bigger than the other boob
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: well then you obviously aren't larry the cable guy then.
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: im massacre man
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: ok who the fuck is that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: do you run around massacring people?
massacre man 666 [11:16 AM]: yes look behind you
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: you must be a crazed idiot.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: ahhh I'm scared now...
massacre man 666 [11:17 AM]: why i was talking about the wall behind you
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: thank god my trusty gaurd gerbil is protecting me?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: he's rabid you know.
massacre man 666 [11:18 AM]: tell him to shave his afro
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:18 AM]: he doesn't have an afro, he has a mullet.
massacre man 666 [11:19 AM]: oh then he shaved it
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:19 AM]: looks like a joe dirt gerbil.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:20 AM]: Ok now tell me more about this invisible bus, where the hell can I get one of those?
massacre man 666 [11:20 AM]: u go left then right then left then left take a left then another left then a right then another left
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: Ok where the hell does that take me?
massacre man 666 [11:21 AM]: the invisible store
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: How can I go to the invisible store if I can't see it?
massacre man 666 [11:22 AM]: yell lemme see
massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: the invisible door will open
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: I tried that and it didn't work.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: You really don't know who this is do you?
massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: matt?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:24 AM]: ok now i'm fucking confused, who the fuck is matt?
massacre man 666 [11:25 AM]: gary coleman? you think hes real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:25 AM]: He is real, he played on different strokes.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: You have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about do you?
massacre man 666 [11:26 AM]: what you talkin bout one eyed pimp
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: there ya go...now you're getting it.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You really have no clue who this is do you?
massacre man 666 [11:27 AM]: obviously not
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You will find out soon enough.
massacre man 666 [11:28 AM]: abcdefghiJAYklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:28 AM]: good guess but ahhhh wrong try again dumbass..
massacre man 666 [11:29 AM]: hate_breeder person
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:30 AM]: uhhhh no
massacre man 666 [11:30 AM]: i have a belly button
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: do you have a huge ass turd in your belly button?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: I bet it stinks.
massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: no its in the erlet
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: ok
massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: terlet*
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Have you ever stuck your head in the terlet and had a swirly?
massacre man 666 [11:32 AM]: no
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Why not I bet you would like it?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:33 AM]: I do that to my gerbil with the mullet sometimes, he likes it.
massacre man 666 [11:33 AM]: thats what a showers for
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:34 AM]: I didn't think you took showers, oh I forgot you take golden showers.
massacre man 666 [11:34 AM]: no i take invisible showers
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:35 AM]: now how in the hell do you see to clean yourself?
massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: i can see the soap just not the water
massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: and the washcloths
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:36 AM]: now that's gotta be hard, how in the hell do you manage that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:37 AM]: I'm waiting?
massacre man 666 [11:38 AM]: i stabd therer
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:38 AM]: you stabd there what the fuck is that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:39 AM]: c'mon now I ain't got all day jr.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: Today jr.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: I bet you poop your pants.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:43 AM]: did you have to go change your diaper?
massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: yes
massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: stand there *
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: so you stand there and poop your pants huh?
massacre man 666 [11:44 AM]: yes its fun hehehehee
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: I bet you stink.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:45 AM]: do you wash it off with an invisible shower?
massacre man 666 [11:45 AM]: no invisiblwe baby wipes
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: well if they are invisible, I bet it just looks like you have poop on your hand when you wipe.ewwww
massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: yes
massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: i normally do anyway
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: you nasty bastard
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: Well I guess I better go, I have some posting to do.
massacre man 666 [11:47 AM]: ok jay
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: ok mm
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: don't forget to wipe your poopy ass
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:48 AM]: bye poop boy lol
massacre man 666 [11:48 AM]: ill do my best
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: hey
massacre man 666 [10:57 AM]: whos this?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:57 AM]: I'm da one eyed pimp, who else do you think this is?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: Is it true you like to pick your nose and eat your boogers?
massacre man 666 [10:58 AM]: i dont have a nose
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:58 AM]: wow that's strange how the hell do you breathe?
massacre man 666 [10:59 AM]: my mouth
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: let me guess you snorted too much coke and it fell off?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [10:59 AM]: have you ever had sex with a two toed sloth?
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: ... no
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: why not?
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: there was never one around
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: oh ok
massacre man 666 [11:00 AM]: jay?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:00 AM]: who?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:01 AM]: do you like to eat popsicles and then jam the stick up your ass when you are done?
massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: no...
massacre man 666 [11:02 AM]: this is jay aint it?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:02 AM]: who the fuck is jay?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: do you ride the short bus to school?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:03 AM]: cmon now answer me!!!!
massacre man 666 [11:04 AM]: no i ride the invisible bus
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:04 AM]: Oh man I bet that's fun, how do you get on it, if you can't see it?
massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i can hear it
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:05 AM]: Yeah but how do you know where the door is?
massacre man 666 [11:05 AM]: i walk where i see the bus driver
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: oh ok duh
massacre man 666 [11:06 AM]: sometimes she forgets to open the door
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:06 AM]: then what do you do just stand there like an idiot?
massacre man 666 [11:07 AM]: no i run into the door until i bust it inways
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:07 AM]: damn that must hurt.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:09 AM]: out of these three choices who would you fuck and why?
A: Yoda
B: Gary Coleman
C: Godzilla
massacre man 666 [11:09 AM]: yoda cuz hes not real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: so you are saying Godzilla is real?
massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont think gary coleman is real either
massacre man 666 [11:10 AM]: i dont know if godzilla's real iv never been to japan
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:10 AM]: Yeah Gary Coleman is real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: Are you naked eating chee-tos?
massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: on a bean-bag chair
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: I bet that's fun
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: do they call you tater salad?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:11 AM]: or tater tot?
massacre man 666 [11:11 AM]: yup
massacre man 666 [11:12 AM]: sittin naked on a bean-bag chair eating cheetos is the perfect way to GIT-R-DONE
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok if you say so, but isn't that mixing up two different people?
massacre man 666 [11:13 AM]: yes ron white and larry the cable guy
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:13 AM]: ok so take your pick you can't obviously be both.
massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: larry
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:14 AM]: is your sister covered in moles?
massacre man 666 [11:14 AM]: i dont have a sister
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: i gotta go to the flower fellar soon
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: except the sister with the one boob bigger than the other boob
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: well then you obviously aren't larry the cable guy then.
massacre man 666 [11:15 AM]: im massacre man
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:15 AM]: ok who the fuck is that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: do you run around massacring people?
massacre man 666 [11:16 AM]: yes look behind you
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: you must be a crazed idiot.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:16 AM]: ahhh I'm scared now...
massacre man 666 [11:17 AM]: why i was talking about the wall behind you
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: thank god my trusty gaurd gerbil is protecting me?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:17 AM]: he's rabid you know.
massacre man 666 [11:18 AM]: tell him to shave his afro
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:18 AM]: he doesn't have an afro, he has a mullet.
massacre man 666 [11:19 AM]: oh then he shaved it
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:19 AM]: looks like a joe dirt gerbil.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:20 AM]: Ok now tell me more about this invisible bus, where the hell can I get one of those?
massacre man 666 [11:20 AM]: u go left then right then left then left take a left then another left then a right then another left
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: Ok where the hell does that take me?
massacre man 666 [11:21 AM]: the invisible store
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:21 AM]: How can I go to the invisible store if I can't see it?
massacre man 666 [11:22 AM]: yell lemme see
massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: the invisible door will open
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: I tried that and it didn't work.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:23 AM]: You really don't know who this is do you?
massacre man 666 [11:23 AM]: matt?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:24 AM]: ok now i'm fucking confused, who the fuck is matt?
massacre man 666 [11:25 AM]: gary coleman? you think hes real
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:25 AM]: He is real, he played on different strokes.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: You have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about do you?
massacre man 666 [11:26 AM]: what you talkin bout one eyed pimp
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:26 AM]: there ya go...now you're getting it.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You really have no clue who this is do you?
massacre man 666 [11:27 AM]: obviously not
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:27 AM]: You will find out soon enough.
massacre man 666 [11:28 AM]: abcdefghiJAYklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:28 AM]: good guess but ahhhh wrong try again dumbass..
massacre man 666 [11:29 AM]: hate_breeder person
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:30 AM]: uhhhh no
massacre man 666 [11:30 AM]: i have a belly button
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: do you have a huge ass turd in your belly button?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: I bet it stinks.
massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: no its in the erlet
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:31 AM]: ok
massacre man 666 [11:31 AM]: terlet*
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Have you ever stuck your head in the terlet and had a swirly?
massacre man 666 [11:32 AM]: no
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:32 AM]: Why not I bet you would like it?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:33 AM]: I do that to my gerbil with the mullet sometimes, he likes it.
massacre man 666 [11:33 AM]: thats what a showers for
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:34 AM]: I didn't think you took showers, oh I forgot you take golden showers.
massacre man 666 [11:34 AM]: no i take invisible showers
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:35 AM]: now how in the hell do you see to clean yourself?
massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: i can see the soap just not the water
massacre man 666 [11:35 AM]: and the washcloths
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:36 AM]: now that's gotta be hard, how in the hell do you manage that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:37 AM]: I'm waiting?
massacre man 666 [11:38 AM]: i stabd therer
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:38 AM]: you stabd there what the fuck is that?
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:39 AM]: c'mon now I ain't got all day jr.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: Today jr.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:41 AM]: I bet you poop your pants.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:43 AM]: did you have to go change your diaper?
massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: yes
massacre man 666 [11:43 AM]: stand there *
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: so you stand there and poop your pants huh?
massacre man 666 [11:44 AM]: yes its fun hehehehee
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:44 AM]: I bet you stink.
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:45 AM]: do you wash it off with an invisible shower?
massacre man 666 [11:45 AM]: no invisiblwe baby wipes
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: well if they are invisible, I bet it just looks like you have poop on your hand when you wipe.ewwww
massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: yes
massacre man 666 [11:46 AM]: i normally do anyway
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:46 AM]: you nasty bastard
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: Well I guess I better go, I have some posting to do.
massacre man 666 [11:47 AM]: ok jay
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: ok mm
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:47 AM]: don't forget to wipe your poopy ass
ONEEYEDPIMP9904 [11:48 AM]: bye poop boy lol
massacre man 666 [11:48 AM]: ill do my best