View Full Version : i have 2 horror.com families now
massacre man
08-16-2004, 01:24 PM
first bloodrayne,LBM,demon seed, and wicked lady
and now me and nine9 had a conversation and she said she was glad she didnt have kids and i said i was her not yet born son
nine91899: sure sure........i have to check weather........i may not get to bike here
massacre man 666: im a weather man well weather fetus you better hurry if you wanna bike
nine91899: haha! Ok see you later!
massacre man 666: about 9 months
nine91899: Very funny kid! :-D
massacre man 666: maybe less hehehe
nine91899: hee hee
nine91899: I might just sic Kpro on you
massacre man 666: thats why hes the father
nine91899: haha........what a sweet family
massacre man 666: arioch is my brother errr uh sister
nine91899: getting weirder all the time.......
massacre man 666: the weird thing is friday13thfan is arioch's dad
nine91899: ok........now this is really twisted
massacre man 666: jay is the couch
nine91899: LOL! How could he be anything else!
massacre man 666: hate breeder is the dog
nine91899: LOL! okay okay! I have to go ........you are so funny!
massacre man 666: bye mommy oh great 2 members are my mother
massacre man 666: im saving this IM
nine91899: I am going to kill you..........hope you keep that too!
massacre man 666: im making a thread of it :D
nine91899: You die...........by my own bare hands.....after my bike ride!
massacre man 666: and then 9 months
nine91899: I am feeling that little neck in my hands as we speak........
massacre man 666: who the couches?
nine91899: No..............the cat just peed on that!
massacre man 666: hahahaha the cat peed on jay
nine91899: A big yellow long one too
massacre man 666: :-\
nine91899: lol!
nine91899: Don't visualize too much not good for you!
massacre man 666: whoa!
massacre man 666: ill let you go future mommy
nine91899: ok..........see ya!
massacre man 666: bye
nine91899: Brat!
massacre man 666: hold on im making it a thread
nine91899: You will truly die.............
massacre man 666: ok im guess im dead then
nine91899: I don't see it!
massacre man 666: its not up yet
massacre man 666: im not putting it up til this is over
nine91899: I am waiting...............shit! Sure make you look stupid! :-D
nine91899: HAHAHAHA!XD!
nine91899: ok I'm out.........we'll see if you dare! HAHA!
nine91899 signed off at 5:23:38 PM.
theres the rest of the family
nine9
08-16-2004, 01:33 PM
You die...............the method is unknown at this time.........but...take a breath, it will be your last.............
LMFAO You bratty kid!.....so happens I'm pro choice! HA! JK.....well you'll never know! ;)
Hate_Breeder
08-16-2004, 01:36 PM
Hooray! Im the Dog! I can lick myself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day! :D
jay o2 waster
08-16-2004, 02:01 PM
hmmm...
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 02:06 PM
so im not part of the family. I see how it is
poop
Sistinas
08-16-2004, 02:08 PM
You guys are weird.
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 02:09 PM
you havnt been hear long enough to understand
Chainsaw Guy
08-16-2004, 03:49 PM
Yay im the drunk guy who pases out on the porch
Sistinas
08-16-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Yay im the drunk guy who pases out on the porch
Your the drunk guy no one wants to show up at the party,you fucking dolt(is that better than dildo?)
Chainsaw Guy
08-16-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Your the drunk guy no one wants to show up at the party,you fucking dolt(is that better than dildo?)
Hey your the poor bitch whos going on my ignore list
bloodrayne
08-16-2004, 05:24 PM
Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...
According to what you have written...
1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter...
2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that
3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog
4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog...
5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me
So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation...
1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out
2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too...
3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog
4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle
5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way
Any questions?
Sistinas
08-16-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Hey your the poor bitch whos going on my ignore list
*ignore
I really doubt it.
massacre man
08-16-2004, 05:59 PM
arioch err a mommy err a daddy err a person is confusing me
I GOT A QUESTION!
why doesnt hot snow fall up?
massacre man
08-16-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...
According to what you have written...
1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter...
2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that
3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog
4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog...
5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me
So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation...
1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out
2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too...
3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog
4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle
5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way
Any questions? jay can be the couch possessed by KK13 are brother who they preformed the exorcism on so KK13 is jay and KK13 is inside jay
bloodrayne
08-16-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
arioch err a mommy err a daddy err a person is confusing me
I GOT A QUESTION!
why doesnt hot snow fall up?
He confuses ALL of us, son...But, that's okay...I can handle it
I can't answer that "snow" question
The scary thing is...
Originally posted by massacre man
jay can be the couch possessed by KK13 are brother who they preformed the exorcism on so KK13 is jay and KK13 is inside jayTHIS does NOT confuse me
nine9
08-16-2004, 06:23 PM
LMAO! Glad you cleared that up BR! I am nobody's mommy........ewwwwwwww not for me!
But Kpro and I would make a good aunt and uncle just waiting to corrupt the poor innocent child....................................:eek: ;)
Hate_Breeder
08-17-2004, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...
According to what you have written...
1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter...
2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that
3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog
4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog...
5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me
So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation...
1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out
2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too...
3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog
4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle
5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way
Any questions?
Thats too funny. I heart you BR! :D
massacre man
08-17-2004, 06:36 AM
arioch looks like that chick from the butterfly effect...
Je Suis Phnomne
08-17-2004, 07:09 AM
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
hellfire1
08-17-2004, 09:21 AM
ok.... um...
huh ? :confused: :p
Scarymovie411
08-17-2004, 03:17 PM
Where am I in all of this?:(
k
k
wtf....oops
Sistinas
08-17-2004, 03:26 PM
Hey noob,that post was gay as hell.I hate scrolling for nothing.
massacre man
08-17-2004, 03:54 PM
MASSACRE MAN AND NINE9'S CONVERSATION #2
massacre man 666: no
nine91899: no what?
massacre man 666: no
nine91899: no no
massacre man 666: no
nine91899: Are you a cyborg?
nine91899: In need of repair
nine91899: Or is this a trick?
nine91899: mmmmmmm
massacre man 666: no
nine91899: no
massacre man 666: im a midget that needs a haircut ... errr uh no
nine91899: well what are you up to MM? Raising shit?
massacre man 666: ummmmm ummmmm i didnt kill him oh um NOTHING
nine91899: Bad kid..........Fetch your gun Kpro!
massacre man 666: i got on body i got on body armor i can see his head i can see his head
nine91899: lol
nine91899: you can run but you can't hide!
massacre man 666: no i can hide but i cant run
nine91899: Damn you are in trouble!......Better start splaining......
massacre man 666: he tried to steal that baby i was gonna eat
nine91899: and........
massacre man 666: he pulled out the wooden steak and im quarter boy quarter girl (thanks to arioch) quarter crypt keeper and quarter bat
nine91899: ok.........where the hell is that whiskey bottle?
massacre man 666: hye tried to get me with the wooden stake
massacre man 666: quarter vampire it could kill me
massacre man 666: so i got him before he got me...
nine91899: Need a good whooping boy!
massacre man 666: ok heres the statistics
massacre man 666: 2/5-male
nine91899: try me........
massacre man 666: 1/5-female
massacre man 666: 1/5-vampire
massacre man 666: 1/5-crypt keeper
nine91899: Eat more garlic
massacre man 666: im posting this IM to
massacre man 666: no
nine91899: If you do.........you will get punked worse..........and get the shot in the butt.......and a whooping on top like a cherry!
massacre man 666: i wont accept IMs from people i dont know then
massacre man 666: :-P
massacre man 666: u still there?
massacre man 666: wahhhh you left aunt come back
nine91899: yup
massacre man 666: ok
nine91899: I will get you.........in the most sadistic way....wooohaha!
massacre man 666: whats so bad about this...
nine91899: With my partner in crime of course..........HAHA Nothing!
massacre man 666: oh
nine91899: Just kidding!
massacre man 666: im a vampire BLEH!
nine91899: I am invisible
massacre man 666: im a female WAHHH
nine91899: You can't see me.......see see
nine91899: Really? Well what color eyeshadow do you like then?
nine91899: Partial to neutrals myself!
massacre man 666: im a crypt keeper HAHAHA
massacre man 666: blue
massacre man 666: it looks so nice
nine91899: Well i'm sure it suits you! Wonder whwere Kev i8s?
nine91899: Blah! Typos!
massacre man 666: ill edit it out in the post and this one
nine91899: Arioch will be pissed off if you keep doing these.....he/she is getting sick of silly threads..prob not a good idea
massacre man 666: i did two
massacre man 666: he knows im just playin around he even makes fun of himself with it
nine91899: What was the other?
massacre man 666: guess wh aricoh looks like!
nine91899: what?
massacre man 666: guess who*arioch looks like!
nine91899: who?
nine91899: you?
massacre man 666: no read the thread
nine91899: Where?
nine91899: new posts?
massacre man 666: general forum
nine91899: ok........hang on
nine91899: I read it.......I saw that but can't remember what she looks like
massacre man 666: shes on the cover
nine91899: oh!
massacre man 666: my personalities switch now from male,female,vampire, and the crypt keeper
massacre man 666: what do you think of that
?
nine91899: Sounds good to me!
massacre man 666: HORROR.COM NEWS:im not leaving now its starting to get fun again
massacre man 666: dont click that it was an accident
nine91899: Ok...well i see my work is done LOL!
massacre man 666: lol
massacre man 666: OMG im a female now
nine91899: Enjoy your boobs........hell we do!
massacre man 666: ok i will
massacre man 666: wheres my purse at?
massacre man 666: i need my lipstick
massacre man 666: i guess im your neice now...
nine91899: I'll buy you a pretty pink dress!
massacre man 666: OMG thank you
nine91899: I'm sure you will be a hit with ALL the boys.......Jay Espec.! LOL! JK JAY!
massacre man 666: ok im gonna go post
GorePhobia
08-17-2004, 04:04 PM
one question
WHY AM I NOT APART OF THIS FAMILY!!
**walks away and cries**
massacre man
08-17-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
one question
WHY AM I NOT APART OF THIS FAMILY!!
**walks away and cries** maybe you can be a cookie jar
GorePhobia
08-17-2004, 04:08 PM
i hate you....i am rebell yell's husband and your second cousin ok
massacre man
08-17-2004, 04:10 PM
ok thats better
GorePhobia
08-17-2004, 04:12 PM
most deffinatly
Sistinas
08-17-2004, 04:16 PM
Can I be the toilet seat so I can kiss everyones ass?
GorePhobia
08-17-2004, 04:17 PM
of course ya can :)
massacre man
08-17-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Can I be the toilet seat so I can kiss everyones ass? why not?
bloodrayne
08-18-2004, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
massacre man 666: 1/5-vampire You know where you got THAT from, right?;)
Originally posted by massacre man
massacre man 666: 1/5-crypt keeperNow everyone will know about my dalliances with Avenger...You always were terrible for letting out family secrets:o............
:D
massacre man
08-18-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
You know where you got THAT from, right?;)
Now everyone will know about my dalliances with Avenger...You always were terrible for letting out family secrets:o............
:D like the secret that grandpa is pee-wee herman?
Hate_Breeder
08-18-2004, 11:59 AM
How about Gore is the uncle that beats the crap outta me, and is married to Rebel making her my aunt?
massacre man
08-18-2004, 12:01 PM
UNCLE KPRO WAS GONNA SHOOT ME AHHHHHH
owwww that hurt
bloodrayne
08-18-2004, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
How about Gore is the uncle that beats the crap outta me, and is married to Rebel making her my aunt? No...I protect my spawn...No one hurts you guys...There are spells, curses, incantations, and summoned demons (mostly other relatives) to make certain that all of you are safe...Gotta come up with something other than that :)
Massacre Man..That means that you can't get shot, either...Well...Okay...If it's by a family member, I suppose it's alright
....So, for future reference...Beating=No way.....Shooting=Okay.....But, only by family members:cool:
Hate_Breeder
08-18-2004, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
No...I protect my spawn...No one hurts you guys...There are spells, curses, incantations, and summoned demons (mostly other relatives) to make certain that all of you are safe...Gotta come up with something other than that :)
Massacre Man..That means that you can't get shot, either...Well...Okay...If it's by a family member, I suppose it's alright
....So, for future reference...Beating=No way.....Shooting=Okay.....But, only by family members:cool:
Fair enough lol
:cool:
meetthecreeper
08-18-2004, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
No...I protect my spawn...No one hurts you guys...There are spells, curses, incantations, and summoned demons (mostly other relatives) to make certain that all of you are safe...Gotta come up with something other than that :)
Massacre Man..That means that you can't get shot, either...Well...Okay...If it's by a family member, I suppose it's alright
....So, for future reference...Beating=No way.....Shooting=Okay.....But, only by family members:cool:
What a twisted family tree we have eh sis? Note the Buzzards
bloodrayne
08-18-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
What a twisted family tree we have eh sis? Note the Buzzards So true...lol...Is there anything about OUR family that WOULDN'T be "twisted"?...Hmm...Would you say the buzzards are from Mom's side of the family, or Dad's? :)
massacre man
08-18-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
So true...lol...Is there anything about OUR family that WOULDN'T be "twisted"?...Hmm...Would you say the buzzards are from Mom's side of the family, or Dad's? :) i found a picture of grandma in her younger days
bloodrayne
08-18-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i found a picture of grandma in her younger days So, was she a buzzard or a jackal?...I can't remember which side was which...or witch...lol
massacre man
08-18-2004, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
So, was she a buzzard or a jackal?...I can't remember which side was which...or witch...lol buzzard the pic caught on fire when i tried to post it
massacre man
08-19-2004, 09:40 AM
hmm nobody made a post after that
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 10:02 AM
Well...Maybe we should begin to consider the possibility that Sid isn't coming back...I'm beginning to wonder what you guys did with (to) him...Anyway, we need a replacement, someone to do his chores, they have to be able to carry at least 150 pounds of dead weight over a wrought iron fence, swing an axe, work a chainsaw, clean up some blood and guts...Massacre Man, you're pretty good with the duct tape and ropes all by yourself (Jay's poor mom), so you can pick up the slack there...I think that Hate Breeder could have taken his place perfectly, but he deserves a place of his own....Hmmm, maybe KK13?...What do you think?...Is he qualified?..Or would you just rather not have another brother (and is that WHY Sid is missing?!)?
massacre man
08-19-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...Maybe we should begin to consider the possibility that Sid isn't coming back...I'm beginning to wonder what you guys did with (to) him...Anyway, we need a replacement, someone to do his chores, they have to be able to carry at least 150 pounds of dead weight over a wrought iron fence, swing an axe, work a chainsaw, clean up some blood and guts...Massacre Man, you're pretty good with the duct tape and ropes all by yourself (Jay's poor mom), so you can pick up the slack there...I think that Hate Breeder could have taken his place perfectly, but he deserves a place of his own....Hmmm, maybe KK13?...What do you think?...Is he qualified?..Or would you just rather not have another brother (and is that WHY Sid is missing?!)? ummm he fell into that grave and all the dirt fell on him on april fool's day
i got fired from the graveyard :(:mad:
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
ummm he fell into that grave and all the dirt fell on him on april fool's day
i got fired from the graveyard :(:mad: Well...That only explains why the groundskeeper at the graveyard is missing....Your brother, on the other hand, has dug himself out of MANY graves....Aww, that reminds me of when you guys were about 6 years old, remember that mausoleum?...Anyway, I don't want to get lost in my memories....Back to the matter at hand...Does he need a replacement or not?...If so, any suggestions?
massacre man
08-19-2004, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...That only explains why the groundskeeper at the graveyard is missing....Your brother, on the other hand, has dug himself out of MANY graves....Aww, that reminds me of when you guys were about 6 years old, remember that mausoleum?...Anyway, I don't want to get lost in my memories....Back to the matter at hand...Does he need a replacement or not?...If so, any suggestions? no ill do it!
i got fired cuz i ate all the bodies and made a dog of the bones and i stole your book and brought him to life and he is at the graveyard eating anyone but me that comes in the graveyard the guy fired me just before the dog killed him :rolleyes:
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 10:29 AM
LOL...I knew that you wanted to do things by yourself...Now I gotta watch to see if any of the others disappear
massacre man
08-19-2004, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I knew that you wanted to do things by yourself...Now I gotta watch to see if any of the others disappear yeah um about KK13
massacre man
08-19-2004, 10:45 AM
and demon seed ;)
bwind22
08-19-2004, 11:25 AM
This thread is funny!
Your family is pretty big and somewhat inbred. (Kind of like the Hewitt's in TCM) Not to mention the fact that MM eats people. (I guess he's your Leatherface?)
At least it sure seemed inbred until BloodRayne's post to clear things up.
Anyways, I can safely say I'm not related to you guys. ;)
massacre man
08-19-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
This thread is funny!
Your family is pretty big and somewhat inbred. (Kind of like the Hewitt's in TCM) Not to mention the fact that MM eats people. (I guess he's your Leatherface?)
At least it sure seemed inbred until BloodRayne's post to clear things up.
Anyways, I can safely say I'm not related to you guys. ;) no i normally stalk the people before i eat them so im sorta the michael myers/leatherface/vampire/crypt keeper and last night some wolf bit me so /werewolf
we live down the street from you bwind theres alot we can do lol we wont hurt you but um your dog... he looks juicy
nine9
08-19-2004, 02:20 PM
Uncle Kpro and I would like to know exactly what kind of monsters we are BR sis! The years have blurred our memories..........:confused: ;) :p
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by nine9
Uncle Kpro and I would like to know exactly what kind of monsters we are BR sis! The years have blurred our memories..........:confused: ;) :p Well, Nine...You are a bit of a Vampire Cat...Sorta like the "Sleepwalkers" kinda thing...As for kPro, well...You've seen all of that thick dark hair, so Werewolf Demon, kinda thing goin' on there...Looks like cats and dogs don't always fight, but then OUR family never followed any rules or typical stereotypes, anyway ;) :)
Bwind...You KNOW you want to be a part of this family...lol...*Evil Dead, "Join Ussss"*:D
Massacre man...How many times have I told you?...Do NOT eat your brothers...I cannot keep replacing them...Looks like I'm gonna have to make them start wearing kevlar suits, you KNOW that shit gets hung up on the cemetary gate spikes, so stop it!...and stop filing your teeth
nine9
08-19-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well, Nine...You are a bit of a Vampire Cat...Sorta like the "Sleepwalkers" kinda thing...As for kPro, well...You've seen all of that thick dark hair, so Werewolf Demon, kinda thing goin' on there...Looks like cats and dogs don't always fight, but then OUR family never followed any rules or typical stereotypes, anyway ;) :)
Bwind...You KNOW you want to be a part of this family...lol...*Evil Dead, "Join Ussss"*:D
Massacre man...How many times have I told you?...Do NOT eat your brothers...I cannot keep replacing them...Looks like I'm gonna have to make them start wearing kevlar suits, you KNOW that shit gets hung up on the cemetary gate spikes, so stop it!...and stop filing your teeth
OOOOOO I love being a Vampire cat!
:D :p
And dogs and do get along very well in my house.........they are always snuggling together.....:D ;)
kpropain
08-19-2004, 03:10 PM
Sweet I always wanted to be a werewolf, and I love eating pussy
CATS......:D ;)
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 03:18 PM
HEY! ...This is a FAMILY thread..........Oh, Nevermind *Like Roseanne Roseannadanna*...lol
I was thinking "Underworld" for you two:cool:
massacre man
08-19-2004, 03:21 PM
i eat people
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i eat people Yes, Baby...We know *Pats Massacre Man on the head*...Now go brush your teeth:)
massacre man
08-19-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yes, Baby...We know *Pats Massacre Man on the head*...Now go brush your teeth:) theres some peices of the new kid down the street stuck in my teeth
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
theres some peices of the new kid down the street stuck in my teeth Hmm...That reminds me...Where is Friday13thFan?...I haven't seen him since he became your new brother....
Hate_Breeder
08-19-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hmm...That reminds me...Where is Friday13thFan?...I haven't seen him since he became your new brother....
I cast a spell on him so he couldnt sign onto HDC ;)
nine9
08-19-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Sweet I always wanted to be a werewolf, and I love eating pussy
CATS......:D ;)
Well this kitty has been known to hold her own so don't worry I'll be safe with you............LOL! Bad dog! :D ;) :p
Keep your eye on that nasty nephew!......might eat our puppies and kittens.................... :eek:
Hate_Breeder
08-19-2004, 04:11 PM
Wooo do woo! I listen to Gnar Kill all day in my room. Woo do woo!
massacre man
08-19-2004, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by nine9
Well this kitty has been known to hold her own so don't worry I'll be safe with you............LOL! Bad dog! :D ;) :p
Keep your eye on that nasty nephew!......might eat our puppies and kittens.................... :eek: what l*lifts head up with cat tail hanging out of my mouth*
friday13thfan is locked in my secret cave im part vampire so i have my own cave
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by nine9
Keep your eye on that nasty nephew!......might eat our puppies and kittens.................... :eek: Wouldn't they be puptens or kitpies?...I gotta think about that one...
nine9
08-19-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Wouldn't they be puptens or kitpies?...I gotta think about that one...
True...mmmmmmmm....and litter brothers and litter sisters too....
Cute little creatures they are too!...............Human babies are boring! :rolleyes:
Hate_Breeder
08-19-2004, 04:38 PM
This thread is so random lol
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
This thread is so random lol That's because it's about US...You couldn't possibly expect it to make any sense :rolleyes: ......:)
massacre man
08-19-2004, 04:44 PM
im the scariest family member of all i actually hurt people and eat em and make stuff otu of the bones and bring it to life
bloodrayne
08-19-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
im the scariest family member of all i actually hurt people and eat em and make stuff otu of the bones and bring it to life Yes, Sweetie...You do...You're a good little evil spawn
This makes me think of the movie Bonesnatcher...Have you seen it?
massacre man
08-19-2004, 04:52 PM
and to think those 1000 soldiers the president sent out to kill me came so close to getting me in the heart but i got them first :cool:
it was a toughie to get through that tank to get the last man
crazy clown
08-19-2004, 05:24 PM
its really been a while...
massacre man
08-19-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by crazy clown
its really been a while... aw dude its you awesome i missed ya how is everything?
crazy clown
08-19-2004, 05:34 PM
ok...busy as fuck...summer kicked ass but school sucks...i'm soooo ready for honors chemistry and algebra 2...cant wait for may.
massacre man
08-19-2004, 05:38 PM
i got long to go until i make it past high school im going into 8th grade now
kpropain
08-19-2004, 05:39 PM
Nice to see you coming around Crazy Clown......
crazy clown
08-19-2004, 05:40 PM
eighth grade...ohhh the memories...good times, good times.
massacre man
08-20-2004, 02:38 PM
8th grade 10 days away
Sistinas
08-20-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
8th grade 10 days away
Holy shit!I didnt realize you were that young!!!!!!!!!!(cool avatar btw)
massacre man
08-20-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Holy shit!I didnt realize you were that young!!!!!!!!!!(cool avatar btw) why does everyone say that to me? (thanks)
do i act THAT mature?
Hate_Breeder
08-20-2004, 03:28 PM
10th grade, gonna fucking suck.
massacre man
08-20-2004, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
10th grade, gonna fucking suck. why are the midgets ramming you in the nuts head first? lol
Hate_Breeder
08-20-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
why are the midgets ramming you in the nuts head first? lol
Uhh k?
GorePhobia
08-20-2004, 06:59 PM
SENIOR BABY