View Full Version : The art of......... Haiku.....
Vodstok
08-10-2004, 05:24 AM
format is, 3 lines, 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
I plan to completely devalue this writing form.
I will also compose haikus for members of this forum.
Here is my ode to Kpro
Owns a big gun (bang),
Hates bottle throwing retards,
Glad no one called cops.
and here is one about turtles:
Wears bony shell house,
Alligators snack on them,
crunch like snack cracker.
Ah yes. The ancient form of Japanese poetry. My time in Japan, when I was a boy, was spent mastering this beautiful form of language. Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself took me under his wing and tutored me well.
Covered with the flowers,
Instantly I'd like to die
In this dream of ours!
Vodstok
08-10-2004, 07:35 AM
i saw a duck once,
I named her agnes the duck,
she ate bread we threw.
Vodstok
08-10-2004, 07:36 AM
Ladies underwear,
I like it in lacey pink,
fits well when alone.
orangestar
08-10-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Ladies underwear,
I like it in lacey pink,
fits well when alone.
ROFLMAO :D
thanks bud, I needed a good laugh
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 03:38 AM
Congrats on your job,
I need sleep real real bad,
The lace is chafing.
Vampenguin
08-11-2004, 03:49 AM
Do I get one? Lol
Good job...I suck at poetry
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 04:03 AM
So do i, that is why i am just making fun of it here :)
Born in Canada,
Dodging zombie polar bears,
Penguins live down south.
Vampenguin
08-11-2004, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
So do i, that is why i am just making fun of it here :)
Born in Canada,
Dodging zombie polar bears,
Penguins live down south.
Sweet! Thanks, lol
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 04:13 AM
I thought you might appreciate the Canada ode, you being such a patriot and all.
here is another (i amv ery low on sleep, mind you)
Canada's Symbols,
Maple Leaf and brown Beaver,
Sounds very kinky.
ShankS
08-11-2004, 04:17 AM
this verse of three lines
makes me so confused
wtf is going on here.
:D
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 04:29 AM
English beer drinker,
needs new graphics card now,
wants his doom 3 now.
ShankS
08-11-2004, 04:32 AM
card has been ordered
stocks need to be replenished
shop gets ass into gear and posts it
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 04:48 AM
Need sleep want sleep now,
monkey fudge mango fucker,
tired sad sleepy.
Vampenguin
08-11-2004, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I thought you might appreciate the Canada ode, you being such a patriot and all.
here is another (i amv ery low on sleep, mind you)
Canada's Symbols,
Maple Leaf and brown Beaver,
Sounds very kinky.
Brings a tear to my eye :(
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by Vampenguin
Brings a tear to my eye :(
A "Brimming to the rim with patriotism" tear?
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 05:17 AM
Okay, I'm on a roll. And Im hungry.
French fries and gravy,
A blue labeled beer bottle,
Canadian Feast. :D
Vampenguin
08-11-2004, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Okay, I'm on a roll. And Im hungry.
French fries and gravy,
A blue labeled beer bottle,
Canadian Feast. :D
Dont forget the Maple syrup!
ShankS
08-11-2004, 06:35 AM
three pots of maple syrup
have in the cupboard
from canada is genuine stuff
kpropain
08-11-2004, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Here is my ode to Kpro
Owns a big gun (bang),
Hates bottle throwing retards,
Glad no one called cops.
HAHAHA...nice.....:D
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 07:16 AM
Figured you might appreciate that :)
I couldnt think of one with "50 cal desert eagle"
Vodstok
08-11-2004, 08:44 AM
People in forum,
Many people logged in now,
no one is posting......
fluffho
08-11-2004, 08:52 AM
LOL!! these are good
i want to write one but dont nkow what to write about
mexicans in yard
cutting our grass for cheap
thanks, migrant labor.
is our 1 syllable or 2???
bwind22
08-11-2004, 09:37 AM
An Ode to Romero
Dawn of the Dead's good
Night of the Living Dead too
Day of the Dead's sweet
bwind22
08-11-2004, 09:38 AM
Halloween
Michael Myers, kill!
Stab your sister, wear a mask
Loomis locked you up
bwind22
08-11-2004, 09:40 AM
An Ode to Horror.com
This board draws all kinds
nazis, racists, and retards
ban all of those fucks
bwind22
08-11-2004, 09:42 AM
An Oed to Vodstok
Vodstok likes haikus
he started this thread, go Vod!
The poetry guru
bwind22
08-11-2004, 09:44 AM
1600
one, six, double 0's
that's my post count, thanks to poems
I used this thread, ha!
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 08:01 AM
Haiku thread fell of,
The Deep bottom of forum,
Bump like a wee whore...
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 09:55 AM
Orangestar seems mad,
Pizza Ranch can't be that bad,
Think "Vod in pink lace.":D
orangestar
08-12-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Orangestar seems mad,
Pizza Ranch can't be that bad,
Think "Vod in pink lace.":D
hahahahahahahahahah :D
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 09:58 AM
That's what i wanted to see :)
Egekrusher
08-12-2004, 10:03 AM
I live with a stinky cow
She eats everything
So I shot her in the face
orangestar
08-12-2004, 10:06 AM
Vodstok writes poems
Some do suck...some really suck
but we still love Vod
:D
kpropain
08-12-2004, 10:07 AM
I am drunk as fuck
On my god damn birthday wee
I may just drink more.....:D
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by orangestar
Vodstok writes poems
Some do suck...some really suck
but we still love Vod
:D
SOME suck?! That implies some dont, which is scary....:)
orangestar
08-12-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Ladies underwear,
I like it in lacey pink,
fits well when alone.
That one gives a new meaning to masterpiece of pure genious.
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 10:19 AM
The old Japanese masters would be proud, i am sure :)
Egekrusher
08-12-2004, 10:58 AM
I sit here naked
With a corn cob in my ass
Snot running down chin
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 11:03 AM
LOL! that is so wrong, ege......:D
between your corn-cob and my pink lace, we are bringing down the collective class of this palce...:)
orangestar
08-12-2004, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL! that is so wrong, ege......:D
between your corn-cob and my pink lace, we are bringing down the collective class of this palce...:)
yes, because we used to be SO classy.
</sarcasm>
:D
bwind22
08-12-2004, 11:36 AM
An Ode to this Thread
Vod in pink panties,
Cobbed corn in the rump of Ege,
This threads gone fruity.
Vodstock's poems are great
Or was it they sucked? Ask Orange.
Kpro's been drinking.
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
An Ode to this Thread
Vod in pink panties,
Cobbed corn in the rump of Ege,
This threads gone fruity.
Vodstock's poems are great
Or was it they sucked? Ask Orange.
Kpro's been drinking.
Bravo! Bravo! Encore!
ShankS
08-12-2004, 11:43 AM
its thursday night
dont know what to do
head banging on desk
bwind22
08-12-2004, 11:54 AM
The Insufferable Dr. Kelvinstein
Doctor Kelvinstein
He whines like a little bitch.
He cries and then leaves.
I think he hates me.
The horror Republican.
Cry me a river.
Kpro Unleashed
Crash goes the bottle.
Damn vandals! Hand me my gun!
Bang, bang, bang! Die fucks!
A moment later...
Time to reconsider it.
Hope they're not dead.
The Apocalypse
Nuclear holocaust.
Millions die. Toxic fallout.
Time to survive.
Where is Kpropain?
Where's his bunker? I'm coming over.
Only need guns and beer.
Vodstok
08-12-2004, 11:59 AM
The drunk guy returns,
Our old ShankS has come back now,
The drunk guy says RAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Egekrusher
08-12-2004, 12:23 PM
Poop on a sharp stick
I shove the shit down my throat
Impaling myself
Egekrusher
08-12-2004, 12:24 PM
Rock Paper Scissors
Gave mom a tittie twister
Kicked me in the nuts
bwind22
08-12-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Poop on a sharp stick
I shove the shit down my throat
Impaling myself
He eats the poo?
This makes me wonder
Poop in your throat? Nasty fool!
Makes me want to puke.
Inkling to eat crap...
What spiked it? Why eat feces?
That's fucking gross dawg.
Chowing shit, bad breath
The smell fouler than dead flesh
No more dates for you.