Looky Looky,... I got cookies!!!

[BenDangerous]

Okay, I got no cookies.
But I do have some drawings posted in the Dark Art Forum that I'd love for you to look at and comment on if the mood strikes ya.

Here's an example of what I do...

[bwind22]

nice drawing.

why does she have band-aids on her nipples though? (And when a girl does tape their nipples, don't they usually go under the shirt?)

Don't mind me. I'm just cynical. Good drawing though.

[Vodstok]

You do excellent work.

Nobody flame him, he didnt JUST come here to pimp his shit, although it is worth a look even if he did.

Hey Ben, my fiance is originally from missouri. quick, do you say "Missour-ee" or "Missour-ah"?

[BenDangerous]

Long (E) my friend,... just because I'm from Missouri doesn't make me a hillbilly. I really don't even have much of an accent.
I can give a country-boy ass-whoopin' when I need to though...:D

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by bwind22
nice drawing.

why does she have band-aids on her nipples though? (And when a girl does tape their nipples, don't they usually go under the shirt?)

Don't mind me. I'm just cynical. Good drawing though.

Thanks for the compliment, man.
That's actually black electrical tape, and it is under her shirt. The shirt (if you look closely you'll see) is see-through mesh.

[friday13thfan]

nice

[jay o2 waster]

nice work, can i have sex with it?:eek:

[fluffho]

thats really cool

i love the hair

[jay o2 waster]

naw i will wear a condom

[friday13thfan]

hey jay i thought you were fluffhos man.. any way post more pics bendangeroud

[BenDangerous]

I have in fact posted more pics,... down in the Dark Art section, where that sort of thing belongs. SO CHECK THEM OUT!!!
However,... since you asked nicely,... I'll throw you a bone.
Oh,... and if you buy the drawing,... feel free to sex it up any way you like...

[Gravegirl666]

great pic! draw me!!!!can you go from this one?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/MyMom.jpg

[fluffho]

if i send u a naked or semi naked pic of me, does that mean u will draw it. or will you charge me..?

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by fluffho
if i send u a naked or semi naked pic of me, does that mean u will draw it. or will you charge me..?

If you actually wanna send me a naked pic of you in a reasonable pose,... heck, I'll draw it free of charge. I've been havin' a model drought anyway...

Oh, and Gravegirl, let's wait until after the braces come off before we do yours...

[fluffho]

Originally posted by BenDangerous
If you actually wanna send me a naked pic of you in a reasonable pose,... heck, I'll draw it free of charge. I've been havin' a model drought anyway

hmmm... i think ill hafto take u up on that offer. cept id feel odd sending a pic like that to a stranger....

hi. im kristin.

[Gravegirl666]

so......theres still a little bit of mac and cheese in my braces....which means.........ill bring lunch!!!!and i can get nakeded toooooo.... dont draw the pimple on my butt or the fat rolls...oh! *guiggle*...and ma' birth mark...gehehehehe..

[BenDangerous]

Hi,... I'm Ben,... and uh, I have blue eyes and stand about 6'3".
There,... now we are in no way strangers.


Gravegirl,... it's our imperfections that make us unique,... I render everything.

[mothermold]

very nice work.

[Gravegirl666]

i aint got no imparfectu'ns...squee...

[BenDangerous]

Thanks Mothermold.
Gravegirl,... I'm sure you're lovely...

[bwind22]

I'll draw you naked for free too Fluff. Just send me the pic and I'll get right to work.

;)

That goes for any of you other ladies of the forum that wanna be drawn naked too.


lol

[ShankS]

here's one I did earlier

[mothermold]

Originally posted by bwind22
I'll draw you naked for free too Fluff. Just send me the pic and I'll get right to work.

;)

That goes for any of you other ladies of the forum that wanna be drawn naked too.


lol

lol:D :D

[mothermold]

Originally posted by ShankS
here's one I did earlier

that's a sexy be-atch,i don't know what's more appealing the pancake ta-ta's or the fact that she feel's confident enough to fart in front of all us guys.:D

[BenDangerous]

I've had a lot of interesting girls model for me,... but never a farter...

I did do this one where the chick looks like she has to whiz though...

[dantehorrorfan]

nice drawings dude

[bwind22]

Originally posted by BenDangerous
I've had a lot of interesting girls model for me,... but never a farter...

I did do this one where the chick looks like she has to whiz though...


Ahahahaha! She really does look like she has to wiz. lmao

[ShankS]

Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
nice drawings dude

ah thanks, didnt know my artwork was appreciated that much






























































:D :D ;)

[fattybluetit]

dangerous methinks you never know who could send you pictures of themselves models yes but you could get scarred for life openin a picture of a wrinkly pile of hairy flab with eyes

[Vodstok]

Ben, you actually have me thinking seriously about some of my comic story ideas. i'll pitch some to ya at some point. let me know what genre(s) you like best, because i have a ton of plots.

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by MD2
Hell of a way to get nude pics of strangers dont ya think? I'll pass tho thanks, I'd feel strange sending a nude photo of my self to a stranger. And no you cant have my name, and LMFAO about the braces thing.:D :D :D

C'mon,... give me some credit. I'm more professional than just some guy goin' around scrounging naked pictures of girls I don't know. You'd be suprised how professional I actually am.
I usually work from live models,... but my town is small enough I'm kinda runnin' out of ones that either creep me out entirely or think it's a really good way to get me to sleep with 'em. Because,... really, it's not.

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Ben, you actually have me thinking seriously about some of my comic story ideas. i'll pitch some to ya at some point. let me know what genre(s) you like best, because i have a ton of plots.

I'm game for checkin' out your stuff.
Just keep in mind I already have a couple of projects ahead of you and that I work a full-time job. So,... I do only have that precious time when nothing else is taking priority to work on it.
But dang-it,... when I do get it done, I do it well.

[BenDangerous]

Oh,... and here's some more eye candy...

[sugar shane]

From Mizery? Oh, crap. I'm from sasnaK. I guess that makes us sworn enemies. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

[fluffho]

Originally posted by fattybluetit
dangerous methinks you never know who could send you pictures of themselves models yes but you could get scarred for life openin a picture of a wrinkly pile of hairy flab with eyes

so now im a wrinkly pile of flab? THANKS A LOT! :mad: lol

[BenDangerous]

Nah,... it just makes me hilly and you flat. I don't even like the Tigers...

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by fluffho
so now im a wrinkly pile of flab? THANKS A LOT! :mad: lol

Hey,... I didn't say that!!! No, wait. I wasn't being accused,... my bad.

[GorePhobia]

fluff u really sending him a naked pic? cause i wanna check it out

[BenDangerous]

Everybody wants a piece o' the nudity...

[GorePhobia]

cause she is so beautiful

[fluffho]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
fluff u really sending him a naked pic? cause i wanna check it out

if you are lucky.. hahahhaha...

and yes. i am beautiful, arent i??? (that was ANgelica, from rugrats, in case anyone thinks im seroius)

anyway. i may not send a naked one, but close to it. i think it would be neato.

[BenDangerous]

Neat-o,.... yes,.... neat-o indeed.

[BenDangerous]

For those of you keeping track,... an agreement has been reached and the final product will be posted in a day or two. Stay tuned naked Fluffho goodness!:p

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by BenDangerous
I'm game for checkin' out your stuff.
Just keep in mind I already have a couple of projects ahead of you and that I work a full-time job. So,... I do only have that precious time when nothing else is taking priority to work on it.
But dang-it,... when I do get it done, I do it well.

no hurry. Time is pretty tight for me these days too. The idea just got me excited :)

[BenDangerous]

What I'd like would be a series of short stories,... enough to fill 22 pages.
I love the idea of horror antholagy books like Tales From The Crypt.

[natas]

Nice pics! :D

[Stingy Jack]

Very nice drawings. I draw myself. I have some of me naked, but I won't post 'em unless someone is willing to trade. :D

[newb]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Very nice drawings. I draw myself. I have some of me naked, but I won't post 'em unless someone is willing to trade. :D

I got some of Stingy too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/adonisstingy.jpg

[orangestar]

Originally posted by newb
I got some of Stingy too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/adonisstingy.jpg

thats very generous of you newb






























hahahahah just kiddin

[BenDangerous]

Originally posted by MD2
Tell me that there's a woman in your town with ta tas like that and I'm gonna shoot myself.:D

Load the gun, junior.

[BenDangerous]

Here's yet another...

[mothermold]

very nice.did you crop it?

[BenDangerous]

Thanks,... I cropped it a little,... should have done it some more. Dammit,... I'm lazy though.

[Sam The Egg]

I've got a drawing for you:

[Hate_Breeder]

I havea picture for everyone.........:D

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I havea picture for everyone.........:D

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Thats kinda creepy lol

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg


good point my friend

[Sam The Egg]

I've got another good point for you....
































...and it's in my pants

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I've got another good point for you....
...and it's in my pants

:eek:

[Sam The Egg]

judging by the look on your face I'd say you found it

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
judging by the look on your face I'd say you found it

you have snappy comebacks my friend

[Sam The Egg]

Hehehe, 'come'back...

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Hehehe, 'come'back...

Damn you! Stop! :p

[Sam The Egg]

Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say...at first

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say...at first

the dudes?

[Sam The Egg]

whoever

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
whoever


HAHAHHAHAH

[Hate_Breeder]

What the hell? Did anyone else just see a new skin for the site?

[Sam The Egg]

Hmmm...nothing there to do a perverted com- er...reply to, so I'll just make something up.




I once knew a guy who hadn't gotten circumsized. He hid M&M's and other small candies in his foreskin when he'd get a blowjob. That is, until the accident. Poor Garber... :( He's circumsized now...

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
What the hell? Did anyone else just see a new skin for the site?


no

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Hmmm...nothing there to do a perverted com- er...reply to, so I'll just make something up.




I once knew a guy who hadn't gotten circumsized. He hid M&M's and other small candies in his foreskin when he'd get a blowjob. That is, until the accident. Poor Garber... :( He's circumsized now...

oof that sucks lol

[Sam The Egg]

actually, saying "it bites" might be more accurate

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
actually, saying "it bites" might be more accurate

i guess so hahhaa

[BenDangerous]

Ghah! I leave for less than an hour and this whole thread goes horribly assunder!!! I'll break this up with another pic...

[Sam The Egg]

she reminds me of this chick who got arrested for trying to fuck a bear

[mothermold]

Originally posted by BenDangerous
Ghah! I leave for less than an hour and this whole thread goes horribly assunder!!! I'll break this up with another pic...

you see what happens!!:mad: kidding,luv the drawing.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
she reminds me of this chick who got arrested for trying to fuck a bear

fine like that and trying to f@#k a bear....cough up that goddamn number!

[Sam The Egg]

you want someone with bear cum in her?

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
you want someone with bear cum in her?

only fer a couple a' hours,and i know that bear had to be clean.:cool:

[BenDangerous]

Now listen,... I'm gonna set this topic straight, right now.
That is not the "Bear Girl".
The "Bear Girl" died several months back in one of the saddest stories I ever heard.
It seems that she met the right bear and decided to settle down. They bought a nice split-level cave with a white picket fence and it was in a very nice neighborhood.
After some time, and a great deal of planning and discussion, they decided to start a family.
She, after several months with no luck, began taking fertility pills and became pregnant soon after.
Then, in what's bound to be an NBC Movie Of The Week, the young wife died during cub birth. She never got to lick the afterbirth from her newborn cub's coat.
I still get choked up when I hear about it.
The girl in the pick would have nothing to do with a bear. She's been dating the same platypus for almost 2 years now and they seem very happy. I wish them the best.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by BenDangerous
Now listen,... I'm gonna set this topic straight, right now.
That is not the "Bear Girl".
The "Bear Girl" died several months back in one of the saddest stories I ever heard.
It seems that she met the right bear and decided to settle down. They bought a nice split-level cave with a white picket fence and it was in a very nice neighborhood.
After some time, and a great deal of planning and discussion, they decided to start a family.
She, after several months with no luck, began taking fertility pills and became pregnant soon after.
Then, in what's bound to be an NBC Movie Of The Week, the young wife died during cub birth. She never got to lick the afterbirth from her newborn cub's coat.
I still get choked up when I hear about it.
The girl in the pick would have nothing to do with a bear. She's been dating the same platypus for almost 2 years now and they seem very happy. I wish them the best.


well thanks fer takin the wind outta my sail!:D

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by mothermold
only fer a couple a' hours,and i know that bear had to be clean.:cool:

yeah, but she isn't


And Ben, I never said it was her. I said she reminded me of the Bear Chick. And the Bear Chick would never settle down with a bear. She was actually racist against bears, but she had a masochistic fetish in which she'd fuck something she felt was racially and specistically beneath her, which in her mind degraded her. She'd whore herself out to bears, having other bears watch and degrade her with their growls and eating of the fish. I remember it got so bad she would duck out of class to suck of bears behind the gym. She didn't die, but she was badly injured during a bear gang bang, in which her jaw and pelvis were crushed due to bear humpings. But she's recovering, and has promised to never fuck bears again. I'll be helping her through Bear Fucking recovery.

[mothermold]

f@#k these metaphors...i was promised sum bear pussy and i've come to collect.where is it!!:)

[Sam The Egg]

Bear pussy? No, we're talking about a human chick who fucks bears.



Pervert

[LilMissScareAll]

Your drawings are really good. I wish I could draw like that. :(

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by MD2
DUDE!!!!!! Your smile goes that way!!! Sorry bout your luck!!! :D

Hahaha thats not even my ass :)

[dantehorrorfan]

nice drawings dude