Just to put it out there, has anyone seen The Fog?

[TrueFan]

What a horrible film! Statred out good, then fell apart into a dribbling, slow rash of a film. British crap at it's best.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
What a horrible film! Statred out good, then fell apart into a dribbling, slow rash of a film. British crap at it's best.

statred eh?

[TrueFan]

I see I made a spelling error...and you are calling me on it....so now what do we do? Should I feel silly? Or proud that that is all you can call me on...proud...yes, I'll go with that.

[zwoti]

so you don't like the fog as it's british crap.....so it's british eh?

[TrueFan]

I doubt that could be the reason, considering i am British

[ShankS]

someone doesnt know his films that well.

Calls himself a True Fan.


roflmao

[TrueFan]

So, Shank, you tell me why I do not know films...please...go ahead.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
So, Shank, you tell me why I do not know films...please...go ahead.

still awaiting your explaination as to how the fog is "british crap at it's best"

[TrueFan]

Weak story line, poor acting....effects....don't get me started. Like I said, it started out great...then they started talking....story was all over the place. The "ghosts" at the end....are you kidding me!?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by TrueFan
So, Shank, you tell me why I do not know films...please...go ahead.


it was a generalisation, as in 'one' or 'many' films. In your case I suspect many.

Now tell us, how can the film be 'British' crap.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Weak story line, poor acting....effects....don't get me started. Like I said, it started out great...then they started talking....story was all over the place. The "ghosts" at the end....are you kidding me!?

please answer the question, how is it british old wise one.......

[ShankS]

.... we are waiting......

[TrueFan]

A British films in general can be crap. Are all of them? No, but the many of them are. From the many that I have seen, I do not see much in the way of great story telling. (Please, for the love of all that is good, don't pull out Monty Phython) The styling of the films are bland, the most they can usally pull off is decent King Arthur film from time to time.

[zwoti]

once again i ask the question....why do you think the the fog is british?

any chance you'll answer this question.

[ShankS]

... but we would like an answer.


please do not make us wait anylonger, the anticipation for your answer is just getting too much.

[TrueFan]

Well, I did answer....so, I really don't know what else to say....The Fog sucks, I guess.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by MD2
If I remember there wasnt a british actor or actress in the film. Was there?

does TrueFan know this though??

.... hey ShitHitsTheFan are there any British actors in The Fog???

we want to know.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Well, I did answer....so, I really don't know what else to say....The Fog sucks, I guess.

where?

[Stingy Jack]

God! This thread is the funniest thing I have ever read. Look at the way zwoti and ShankS are just hovering over TrueFan like a couple of vultures waiting for a kill. It's great. They're like two physical halves of one personality, twiddling their fingers and finishing each other's sentences, all the meanwhile drooling with large grins on their faces. What a pair!

[TrueFan]

Dean Cundey ( Cinematographer) British...hence the poor film style.

John Carpenter.....he has YET to make a real horror film

Charles B. Bloch (Producer / Executive Producer) Britiash...he has the cash and had allot of say on the film...hence...the sucking part.

[zwoti]

so are you saying that john carpenter is british?

[HappyCamper]

So I guess, 'Christine' and 'Vampires' aren't horror films?! and Damn all this time I thought they were!

Oh and just because a film has a British producer ($$$) doesn't mean the film is a British film!!

If I remember correctly this film stared Jamie Lee Curtis, who did this film shortly after Halloween, and it took place in the States! So HTF is it British Crap?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Dean Cundey ( Cinematographer) British...hence the poor film style.

John Carpenter.....he has YET to make a real horror film

Charles B. Bloch (Producer / Executive Producer) Britiash...he has the cash and had allot of say on the film...hence...the sucking part.

p.s.
charles b bloch
Date of birth (location)
31 March 1915
New York City, New York, USA

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by TrueFan
John Carpenter.....he has YET to make a real horror film

Wait wait wait. John Carpenter has made some classic horror films ... what are you talking about?? Halloween, The Thing, Christine (you have to admit, it's a classic.) Please list some films you consider to be "good horror" so that I know where your tastes lie.

[HappyCamper]

I say we vote to Ban TrueFan, who's with me?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Dean Cundey ( Cinematographer) British...hence the poor film style.

John Carpenter.....he has YET to make a real horror film

Charles B. Bloch (Producer / Executive Producer) Britiash...he has the cash and had allot of say on the film...hence...the sucking part.

p.p.s.

DEAN CUNDEY ASC

Born: 1945, Alhambra, Los Angeles, USA, as Dean A. Cundey.

Education: School of Theater, Film and Television of the University of California, Los Angeles [UCLA] [1968-70].

Career: Got his start handling makeup for 2 Roger Corman productions: 'Naked Angels' [1969, d: Bruce Clark, ph: Robert Eberlein] and 'Gas-s-s-s!/Gas!' [1970, d: Roger Corman, ph: Ron Dexter; + c.op 3rd cam]. After that he scrambled for several years doing pickup shots/inserts and assisting film editors. Became gaffer. In order to increase his marketability as a cinematographer, Cundey outfitted a location truck with camera and grip equipment - then included himself - in what was a complete filmmaking package. 'It became my foot-in-the-door on a lot of low-budget films. I was able to provide a complete package of equipment and also myself to a producer. Having my own equipment meant that I could do a better job. So it was a win-win situation.' He shot some 20-25 films for people who rented his van. Ph commercials [dir by Sam Raimi, Bruce Logan, David Hogan, John Glenn, Kevin Dole, a.o.] and music videos. Was interviewee in 'Visions of Light: The Art of Cinematography' [1991]. Appeared in the doc's 'The Making of "Jurassic Park"' [1995, John Schultz; ph: Shawn Maurer], 'The Thing: Terror Takes Shape' [1998, Michael Matessino; 83m], "'Halloween' Unmasked 2000" [1999, Mark Cerulli], 'Tales from the Mist: Inside the Fog' [2001, prod: Jeffrey Schwarz; 28m] and 'Halloween: A Cut Above the Rest' [2003, Steven Smith]. Honorary member of the SOC.

Awards: BSC Award nom [1988], 'Oscar' AA nom [1989] & BAFTA Film Award nom [1989] for 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'; ASC Award nom [1992] for 'Hook'; BSC Award nom [1995], BAFTA Film Award nom [1996] & ASC Award nom [1996] for 'Apollo 13'.

[TrueFan]

Okay......I never said JC was British...and yes, his horror films suck...Halloween...slasher film....Carrie, again, a weak film. Lord people, I thought you guys knew what it was you were tlakiing about! Weak comments on poor films. You try talking trash...but you say nothing. I thought a real drbate could occur...I fear I have stumbled into a teen hang out...my bad.....

[TrueFan]

Angry teens, with little or nothing to say...so Please ban my ass...kick me out.....what do i have to do so I don't fall into this weak site again!!!!!

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Okay......I never said JC was British...and yes, his horror films suck...Halloween...slasher film....Carrie, again, a weak film. Lord people, I thought you guys knew what it was you were tlakiing about! Weak comments on poor films. You try talking trash...but you say nothing. I thought a real drbate could occur...I fear I have stumbled into a teen hang out...my bad.....

no, your "bad" was to stumble across people who ACTUALLY know about horror films.

p.s.

his horror films suck...halloween...slasher film

but i thought you said slasher films weren't horror...therefore you shouldn't be including this in his list of "horror" films.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Okay......I never said JC was British...and yes, his horror films suck...Halloween...slasher film....Carrie, again, a weak film. Lord people, I thought you guys knew what it was you were tlakiing about! Weak comments on poor films. You try talking trash...but you say nothing. I thought a real drbate could occur...I fear I have stumbled into a teen hang out...my bad.....

Okay, well I'm not a fan of slasher films ... particularly because this particular type of horror has followed the path of comedy and gore over scares. But, Halloween was not like this. It generally tries to be frightening, and it was to its generation. I don't see how Carrie was a weak film, though. Taking into consideration the technology available, it was well-made and Sissy Spacek's performance is one of the most memorable in the genre. I know you don't have a problem with the story, because you lauded King's work (story-wise) in another thread.

Even so, what do you consider to be good horror? Please list some films.

[TrueFan]

Look, I know film, allot better than you guys..I assure you of that. Just really came here to actually see if you get all flusters on messgae boards or if you ignore people. I see you have tantrums.....you guys are great for a laugh...a laugh of pity, but a laugh none the less.....all right teens, I'm outta here now for good, so talk your carp...about the loser TrueFan.........

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Okay......I never said JC was British...and yes, his horror films suck...Halloween...slasher film....Carrie, again, a weak film. Lord people, I thought you guys knew what it was you were tlakiing about! Weak comments on poor films. You try talking trash...but you say nothing. I thought a real drbate could occur...I fear I have stumbled into a teen hang out...my bad.....

john carpenter directed carrie?....man is brian de palma gonna be pissed.

[HappyCamper]

Slasher films are a sub-genre of Horror Films, you can't say that slasher aren't horror cause they are!

You obviously must not really like horror films, cause basically all you do is BASH all of them!

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Look, I know film, allot better than you guys..I assure you of that. Just really came here to actually see if you get all flusters on messgae boards or if you ignore people. I see you have tantrums.....you guys are great for a laugh...a laugh of pity, but a laugh none the less.....all right teens, I'm outta here now for good, so talk your carp...about the loser TrueFan.........

Wait! Where are you going? I thought I was engaging in a decent discussion here, and now you're going to scuttle off? Why?

[ShankS]

TrueFan you are well and truly.........

[nine9]

The Fog...........which has been established here is not British........and if it were, would probably be better....although it is a favorite of mine...............and YOU are totally proving yourself worthy of the appointation of resident idiot on this forum!!!!!!!!

...................................Get your freaking facts straight before you shoot off your mouth dip shit!:rolleyes:

[zwoti]

Originally posted by TrueFan
Look, I know film, allot better than you guys..I assure you of that.

and you think john carpenter directed carrie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/cat_funny.jpg

[natas]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
God! This thread is the funniest thing I have ever read. Look at the way zwoti and ShankS are just hovering over TrueFan like a couple of vultures waiting for a kill. It's great. They're like two physical halves of one personality, twiddling their fingers and finishing each other's sentences, all the meanwhile drooling with large grins on their faces. What a pair!


Ditto!!
:D

[nine9]

Originally posted by MD2
I think I love you.:p ;) :D

Well thank you MD.....nice to be so loved lately..........shhhhhhh have to keep up my kick butt rep here! lol!
:D

I can only take so many loads of shovelled shit..........:rolleyes:

[Stingy Jack]

When did he say John Carpenter directed Carrie? I must have missed that. I thought he was just listing some films that he thought were bad, when I asked him to list some he thought were good. Unless, when he said Carrie he meant Christine. But even so, how is Christine a weak film? What the fuck?

[bwind22]

lmao! That thread was great!

I loved Stingy's post about our vultures hanging out drooling just waiting for something else stupid to be said. Classic!



It's obvious to me that TrueFan doesn't know much about horror at all and only showed up to get a rise out of people.

There is just no possible way that someone who is an actual horror fan would try to say that 1. The Fog is a British film. and 2. John Carpenter directed Carrie.

Those two statements lead me to believe that when it comes to horror, he doesn't know his head from his ass...

That being said, I would like to thank everyone who flamed this guy for being an idiot. (I would have jumped right in, but I didn't come to this thread soon enough. :( So I missed out. )

Oh well, at least he got...

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/jeffcruz/misc/owned.jpg

...like the fucktard he is. Nice work guys!

[Dementia-13]

I don't mean to irk you guys while you sit around commending each other...but the fact that truefan would even bother mentioning that he thinks The Fog is a brit film...well, it doesn't say he doesn't know what he's talking about, it says he's just here to get you guys riled up. And he did. And he continues to. And you continue to. And so forth. And so on.

He probably hasn't even seen The Fog, or cares to.

But keep going, if you think you'll coax him into breaking down: "AAAGGHHH -- You're right! I've gone TOO FAR and it was YOU FOLKS who set me straight!! Your barbed comments have driven me to my knees, I beg forgiveness, forgive my smarmy behaviour!!! Lord have mercy on my piss-coated soul..."

As for waiting around for something stupid to be said...how about I just close my eyes and blindly point at a posting on this thread?? Mine included, for I'm a dolt for even being lured into commenting on this...then again, I've never been able to look away from a car wreck...

[kpropain]

God damn this shit is fucking hilarious....

Truefan you look like a bigger dumb ass with every turd that rolls off of your fingertips onto that keyboard of yours.....

I suggest you take that keyboard and jam it straight up your ass so as to not make an ass of yourself further...


And you call yourself truefan...

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[bwind22]

Originally posted by Dementia-13
I don't mean to irk you guys while you sit around commending each other...but the fact that truefan would even bother mentioning that he thinks The Fog is a brit film...well, it doesn't say he doesn't know what he's talking about, it says he's just here to get you guys riled up. And he did. And he continues to. And you continue to. And so forth. And so on.

He probably hasn't even seen The Fog, or cares to.

But keep going, if you think you'll coax him into breaking down: "AAAGGHHH -- You're right! I've gone TOO FAR and it was YOU FOLKS who set me straight!! Your barbed comments have driven me to my knees, I beg forgiveness, forgive my smarmy behaviour!!! Lord have mercy on my piss-coated soul..."

As for waiting around for something stupid to be said...how about I just close my eyes and blindly point at a posting on this thread?? Mine included, for I'm a dolt for even being lured into commenting on this...then again, I've never been able to look away from a car wreck...


You are absolutely right that he won't ever come on here and post that, but you are absoultely wrong int hinking that's what we want to see out of him in the first place.

It's less about wanting him to realize he's an idiot and verbally acknowledging that and more about making him feel like a complete fucking tard. I couldn't care less whether or not he ever acknowledges it, (or even if he ever comes back to this site again for that matter), at least he knows that everyone (or at least most everyone) here knows he is fool.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Dementia-13
I don't mean to irk you guys while you sit around commending each other...but the fact that truefan would even bother mentioning that he thinks The Fog is a brit film...well, it doesn't say he doesn't know what he's talking about, it says he's just here to get you guys riled up. And he did. And he continues to. And you continue to. And so forth. And so on.

He probably hasn't even seen The Fog, or cares to.

But keep going, if you think you'll coax him into breaking down: "AAAGGHHH -- You're right! I've gone TOO FAR and it was YOU FOLKS who set me straight!! Your barbed comments have driven me to my knees, I beg forgiveness, forgive my smarmy behaviour!!! Lord have mercy on my piss-coated soul..."

As for waiting around for something stupid to be said...how about I just close my eyes and blindly point at a posting on this thread?? Mine included, for I'm a dolt for even being lured into commenting on this...then again, I've never been able to look away from a car wreck...

Well even if you are right..................who the hell cares!!!!!!!!!!
It has been along time since we had so much fun flaming....................................!!!!!!! !


I need to sharpen my claws a little.......LOL!:p

[Vampenguin]

Damn, why'd I have to get here so late?













































Oh well, fun reading the flames, too bad I couldnt help....

[The_Return]

Now this....


This is classic HDC. Bumped in honor of Truefan's birthday.

Enjoy!

[ItsAlive75]

God, how long has THIS been lying around?

* picks thread up and sniffs it *

EW! Ugh, its got mold on it!

* checks expiration date *

Ohhhhh.... wow, ancient.

[ferretchucker]

lmao, what an idiot. For one, us brits have the best scary accentin the world. And two, what do you think's more likely, you are right and every single member on here is wrong or vice versa? Stupid person.

[Angra]

lmao, what an idiot. For one, us brits have the best scary accentin the world. And two, what do you think's more likely, you are right and every single member on here is wrong or vice versa? Stupid person.


Who are you talking to???

None of the posters are on here anymore. MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p


STUPID

:D

[Adventure Man]

people with too much time on their hands......:(
with the precious minutes you spend typing in your comments, add those together for one week, then use that time the following week to volunteer at a shelter. Or at least be a guinea pig for new medical treatments. What a waste....:(

Zwoti's comment on the kids (who was probably 12 yrs old) grammatical error was a mistake. But then again he rarely adds anything to threads other then pointless minor flames. He did a nice job of hijacking one of my threads. I also noticed he has almost 9000 posts (the majority pure trash talk).....guess they must have scaled back his hours at the McDonalds in Liverpool. As far as the British BS is concerned....um lads, would you take back Beckham? The bloke is annoying.

[alkytrio666]

people with too much time on their hands......:(
with the precious minutes you spend typing in your comments, add those together for one week, then use that time the following week to volunteer at a shelter. Or at least be a guinea pig for new medical treatments. What a waste....:(

Zwoti's comment on the kids (who was probably 12 yrs old) grammatical error was a mistake. But then again he rarely adds anything to threads other then pointless minor flames. He did a nice job of hijacking one of my threads. I also noticed he has almost 9000 posts (the majority pure trash talk).....guess they must have scaled back his hours at the McDonalds in Liverpool. As far as the British BS is concerned....um lads, would you take back Beckham? The bloke is annoying.
Hmmm...I smell hypocracy...

[Angra]

Hmmm...I smell hypocracy...


Hypocracy or hypocrazy, hmmm? :rolleyes:

[zwoti]

Zwoti's comment on the kids (who was probably 12 yrs old) grammatical error was a mistake. But then again he rarely adds anything to threads other then pointless minor flames. He did a nice job of hijacking one of my threads. I also noticed he has almost 9000 posts (the majority pure trash talk).....guess they must have scaled back his hours at the McDonalds in Liverpool. As far as the British BS is concerned....um lads, would you take back Beckham? The bloke is annoying.


why was it a mistake?

how do you know what my posts are like?
have you read them all?

who lives in liverpool?

and it's my fault your thread was hijacked?

[The_Return]

why was it a mistake?

how do you know what my posts are like?
have you read them all?

who lives in liverpool?

and it's my fault your thread was hijacked?

:eek:

5 lines? Man...is your hand Ok?

[ferretchucker]

people with too much time on their hands......:(
with the precious minutes you spend typing in your comments, add those together for one week, then use that time the following week to volunteer at a shelter. Or at least be a guinea pig for new medical treatments. What a waste....:(

Zwoti's comment on the kids (who was probably 12 yrs old) grammatical error was a mistake. But then again he rarely adds anything to threads other then pointless minor flames. He did a nice job of hijacking one of my threads. I also noticed he has almost 9000 posts (the majority pure trash talk).....guess they must have scaled back his hours at the McDonalds in Liverpool. As far as the British BS is concerned....um lads, would you take back Beckham? The bloke is annoying.

26 posts and you've already made an enemy out of zwoti. Not a very good sign is it. Also, how do you know if Beckhams annoying, hewas fine in england, he's great at footy and you've never met him.

[Gus]

i got the unrated fog.

still aint worth shit,
only thing i could say was ok was the comic relief

[zwoti]

i got the unrated fog.

still aint worth shit,
only thing i could say was ok was the comic relief

wrong version, this "discussion" was about the original :cool:

[Angra]

wrong version, this "discussion" was about the original :cool:



Ban him, Zwoti. Ban him!!

Come on, i know you want to. ;)


http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/satan.jpg

[bloodrayne]

ZWOTI?...Flaming someone?...That's incomprehensible...

All I saw was some questions being asked (and unanswered), and some facts being set straight


Zwoti's our most relevant poster...I love it when people who know nothing about our forum, come here to tell us about the people on our forum



Stupidity is boundless

[crabapple]

Both versions of "The Fog" were secretly made by Gerry Anderson. He knew he couldn't sell them in the international market unless viewers perceived these films to be American. So he hired talented British and Canadian actors who specialized in American voices. "The Fog" is British crap, pure and simple.

[halloweenfreak1]

John Carpenter.....he has YET to make a real horror film



yeah, your right, Halloween was only on of the biggest horror films ever....... but hey thats not a real horror film is it?

[Elvis_Christ]

Both versions of "The Fog" were secretly made by Gerry Anderson. He knew he couldn't sell them in the international market unless viewers perceived these films to be American. So he hired talented British and Canadian actors who specialized in American voices. "The Fog" is British crap, pure and simple.

:D ..................