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MVP732
07-31-2004, 09:33 AM
1) Dracula Vs. Billy the Kid
2) Trolls 2
3) Friday the 13th Part 5
4) TCM 2
5) Halloween 3
zwoti
07-31-2004, 10:10 AM
there are a lot worse.....trust me
Dr.Kelvinstein
07-31-2004, 11:15 AM
It's too easy to pick on no-budget indes (at least most of them do remember to add the exploitation, unlike their big-budget Hollywood counterparts).
Maybe not the worst five, but five really bad clunkers from recent memory:
Gothika
The Godsend
The Haunting (remake, of course)
Van Helsing
THE VILLAGE!!!!!
And how about Butterfly Effect? It was so bad I don't even know what genre to list it under (unless "crap" can be considered a sub-genre). Underworld was also a really stupid sci-fi movie, but it was defintely pushed toward the horror genre by its advertising campaign.
1.Scarecrow Slayer
2.Ticks
3.Scream series
4.Tcm 2
5.The Incubus
MVP732
07-31-2004, 12:02 PM
there are a lot worse.....trust me
Yeah there probably is. I just put the top 5 worst movies that i've seen so far.
wufong
07-31-2004, 06:17 PM
1. wendigo
2. dont look down
3.halloween2 ( or is that 3? the season ofthe witch)
4 halloween resurection
5. wendigo
Hate_Breeder
07-31-2004, 08:50 PM
1. Darkness Falls (words cant even describe how much i hate this movie)
2. Signs
3. Others
4. Halloween H2O
5. They
wufong
07-31-2004, 10:36 PM
i change my no.4 from halloween resurection to H20. i always get those two mixed up
Hate_Breeder
08-01-2004, 12:46 AM
Halloween 3 is Season of the Witch by the way and it DID suck balls. And also H2o sucked nads also. And all M Night movies piss me off :)
Chainsaw Guy
08-01-2004, 10:27 AM
5.Tcm(Remake)
4.Halloween 3
3.puppet master 3
2.Tcm3
1.Friday the 13th part 5
sativa417
08-01-2004, 11:44 AM
I don't have a top 5 worst list, I see too many bad movies and it becomes hard to differentiate one from the other. But, I recently saw Uninvited, and the last 5 minutes were just so mind boggling bad, it makes it worth a rental. The entire movie is shit, but with the final scene in the life boat, my IQ dropped on the spot.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0096341/
bone collector
08-01-2004, 07:08 PM
the worst horror movies i have seen are
Arachnid
Octopus
The gate 1,and2
Jaws 3
Halloween 3
KRUGERKID13
08-01-2004, 07:56 PM
basket case
pinochios revenge
prom night
prince of darkness
chiller
deadandgone
08-02-2004, 11:17 AM
halloween 3 season of the witch
prom night
silent night deadly night 2
the others
i still know what you did last summer
Scarymovie411
08-02-2004, 01:38 PM
I thought that I still know What you Did Last Summer was pretty good.....
deadandgone
08-03-2004, 08:29 AM
i thought it was pretty bad
Vodstok
08-03-2004, 08:34 AM
Darkness Falls
Gothika
Fear of the Dark
Pieces
Mystic River. (oops, wrong genre)
Slashers (but it was a Fangoria movie, so it wasnt really meant to be good, i guess....)
JokerMONEY3000
08-03-2004, 08:40 AM
1) TCM 2
2) H20
3) Evil Dead (yea I know people love this film)
4) Scream 2
5) Child's Play
I know alotta u won't agree, but to me, these movies suck
dantehorrorfan
08-16-2004, 04:09 AM
halloween 3 (even by itself it would have still sucked) excorcist2 jeepers creepers halloween resserectoin and tcm2
AlexaVoorhees
08-16-2004, 09:46 AM
1. The Brotherhood
2. Cabin Fever
3. Dolly Dearest
4. Halloween 3
5, TCM: Next generation
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 12:10 PM
Cabin fever rocks you suck
1.Basket Case
2.Hobbs End
3.Pinochios Revenge
4.God told me to
5.Blood Moon
orangestar
08-16-2004, 12:15 PM
1. Feardotcom
2. Feardotcom
3. Feardotcom
4. Feardotcom
5. Feardotcom
edit: 6. Unbreakable, if thats horror.
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 12:16 PM
good list
youshouldvknown
08-16-2004, 12:17 PM
5) Darkness Falls
4) In the Mouth of Madness
3) The Dentist
2) Hangman's Curse
1) Hallow's End
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 12:20 PM
in the mouth of madness is an awsome movie. Carpanters best since the thing imo.
I liked the dentist alot as well. Brian yuzna is an awsome director
youshouldvknown
08-16-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
in the mouth of madness is an awsome movie. Carpanters best since the thing imo.
I liked the dentist alot as well. Brian yuzna is an awsome director
Hmm, maybe it's just not my thing. It's not that I don't like Carpenter or Yuzna, though. They're awesome.
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 12:40 PM
oh i want trying to attack you just stating my opinion. Hope you didnt think that
Hate_Breeder
08-16-2004, 01:46 PM
Everyone hates John Carpenters Vampires and i dont know why. I thought it was pretty good
Sistinas
08-16-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
You're right. I don't agree. You suck.
And BTW, TCM 2 was a comedy, you fuck-wads. And it was a helluva lot better than TCM 3. And all of you that say Halloween 3 sucked, it only sucked because it was part of the Halloween series. It would've been good if it was its own movie and not part of that series. And it was a helluva lot better than the rest of them after that. I mean, Halloween 4 and 5? Jesus fucking Christ.
Who the fuck are you, shit-stick?Wipe the jizz out of your eyes and make a coherent post.
KRUGERKID13
08-16-2004, 02:08 PM
tcm 2 was a horror/comedy not just a comedy
Sistinas
08-16-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Oh sorry. I couldn't see the keyboard so good cause I still had your mother's pussy juice on my face.
Yeah,she told me you were so short that you could not penetrate.Ya gotta please them some how right?
Scarymovie411
08-16-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
No, she just said that you gave lousy head. And besides, your mom’s pussy is so loose, she couldn’t feel it even if Shaq was fucking her.
Arguements like this, is the reason why I love this site sooo much....
orangestar
08-16-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Oh sorry. I couldn't see the keyboard so good cause I still had your mother's pussy juice on my face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
I love horror.com soooo much. I dont know what I would do without you guys to say stupid shit like that.
youshouldvknown
08-16-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
oh i want trying to attack you just stating my opinion. Hope you didnt think that
Oh, I didn't think that, honey. I just didn't want you to think I didn't appreciate the directors. ;)
LatinLoco
08-17-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by MVP732
1) Dracula Vs. Billy the Kid
2) Trolls 2
3) Friday the 13th Part 5
4) TCM 2
5) Halloween 3
Dracula vs Billy the Kid???? Does that shit really exist????
groovyman
08-17-2004, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Crow
2.Ticks
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:confused: Ticks was the shit, shame on you. well anyway
[list=1]
jason x
bats
route 666
watchers
tcm 4
[/list=1]
zwoti
08-17-2004, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by LatinLoco
Dracula vs Billy the Kid???? Does that shit really exist????
yes, how about "old mother riley meets the vampire"
JokerMONEY3000
08-18-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Oh sorry. I couldn't see the keyboard so good cause I still had your mother's pussy juice on my face. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? "Duncanature" what the fuck does that mean? I've only been here for about 3 months, so even if I don't agree with someone, I don't start flaming on their opinions. But you? WTF, you have 22 posts, what have you been here for a week. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PEICE OF "DUNCANATURE"!
LeprousHag
08-18-2004, 01:06 PM
there are so many lame-ass horror movies, but i usually get a fair bit of forewarning and avoid watching them. unfortunately i did see freddy vs. jason in the theater, though. that one was really bad.
older horror flicks, whether they be cheesy or no, are usually fun at least and worth checking out. but the crap they're coming out with these days is sickening.
hmmm, exorcist 2 or 3, can't remember which one, was so boring, the old lady scuttling across the ceiling was the only bit of action; unfortunately it was right at the end.
tis true that many people didn't like john carpenter's vampires, i thought it had some redeeming qualities. the vampires looked pretty cool, they were hard to kill, there were some good scenes. but i hate james woods, arrogant little prick, and it pissed me off so bad when he almost-effortlessly slew the head vampire that i declared the movie to be a total waste of time. i would've liked to see him die, and the vampires prevail. then i'd consider it a good movie.
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by LatinLoco
Dracula vs Billy the Kid???? Does that shit really exist????
dont forget "jesse james meets frankensteins daughter"
Sam The Egg
08-18-2004, 06:55 PM
from worst to not as bad:
1: Polish Vampire in Burbank - this movie is the kind of bad where you feel molested after watching it. It's like it lures you into its van with sweet candy promises of being so bad its good...then fucks you in the ass. Right in the ass, and then ejaculates shittiness in there before throwing you out.
2: "Manos": The Hands of Fate - an obvious pick, what with the MST3K status and all, but maybe it's an obvious pick because it's that bad. It is. Not as bad as Polish Vampire, but only because Torgo was in it.
3: The Brain that Wouldn't Die - Not as outright bad as 1 and 2, but it's just boring enough to get the number three spot, in addition to everything else that sucks about it
4: Jaws: The Revenge - Wow, the shark is out for revenge. Ooooh, this time it's personal. Why not just put a fucking lazer on its head?
5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - Shit. Pure shit.
KRUGERKID13
08-18-2004, 06:58 PM
yeah jaws the revenge was retarded why did the fing shark follow her that was fing f'd
JaggedTooth
08-19-2004, 07:46 PM
5) Creepshow- Excluding The Crate the whole thing sucked
4) Jason VIII- Jason takes Manhattan- Drained 2 hours out of my life
3) The Guardian- Tree
2) Jaws The revenge
1) Halloween 3- No Michael
orangestar
08-19-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Yeah, I guess I can be kind of a dick sometimes. I'll try and respect other people's opinions more from now on. Even if it is none of your fucking business what I post. And who gives a shit how many posts I have anyway? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Until you have some kind of status on this forum, dont go around flaming senior members.
fucker.
people listed TCM2 as one of the worst movies of all time!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU! that movie kicked ass imo, Chop Top, come on...I mean... COME ON!
kpropain
08-20-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Oats
people listed TCM2 as one of the worst movies of all time!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU! that movie kicked ass imo, Chop Top, come on...I mean... COME ON!
Damn right man, I knew I liked you for a reason bro:D..Bill Mosely is one of my favorite all time horror actors..the man is fucking brilliant at portraying insanity..TCM2 may not rank up there with the best horror movies of all time...but it damn sure is one of my favorites for Bill Mosely's Chop Top character alone...
Sistinas
08-20-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
Until you have some kind of status on this forum, dont go around flaming senior members.
fucker.
LMFAO!!!!!
Well put.:D
Sistinas
08-20-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Make up your mind, you hypocritical bitch.
I thought you got it.I guess Im wrong-your still a dumbfuck.
Hate_Breeder
08-20-2004, 03:42 PM
:)
Vodstok
08-20-2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Make up your mind, you hypocritical bitch.
Hey, ease up on orange... she is my buddy...
Sistinas
08-20-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Hey, ease up on orange... she is my buddy...
Duncanature doesnt have the brains to ease up.Orange is a great member-and ole duncy is a royal shithead.Hes just a stupid ass newb-dont let him get to you O-star.
Vodstok
08-20-2004, 06:08 PM
hey, i just said ease up off my bud. I have no problems with ya.
Sam The Egg
08-20-2004, 06:32 PM
kpropain
08-20-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Make up your mind, you hypocritical bitch.
You need to watch your fucking tone there you little punk ass motherfucker.....Don't be fucking with Orange she is my friend...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FLAME%20PICS/rogers2.jpg
megalomaniac
09-15-2004, 09:01 PM
bride of chucky
night of the living dead 3
jason x
maximum overdrive
pet cematary 2
the house 2 and 3
killer klowns from outer space
SoUl SuRvIvOrS
09-15-2004, 09:26 PM
Oh come on Killer Clowns From Outter Space in an awesome "B" rated flick. Couldnt stop laughing...
Maximum OverDrive is a classic..
(Just my opinion) Love The Semi with the Joker Face on it
Five worst flicks in my book would be
5. Jeepers Creepers - yea this one was scarey...Maybe Corney
4. Fear Dot Com- need I really explain why.
3. Ghost Ship - only the first 10 minutes interested me(the slicing)
2. Darkness Falls- what the hell were THEY thinking?
1. Season of the Witch...Halloween 3 ---Way out in fuckin left field with that one.
megalomaniac
09-15-2004, 09:39 PM
laughing was right but it wasnt scary at all. the klowns were funny looking and i like the cotton candy
maximum overdrive could of been alot better but it was just bad.
SoUl SuRvIvOrS
09-15-2004, 10:01 PM
I loved the biker part in Killer Clowns, the jail scene with the foot prints
Maximum Overdrive could have been better I agree... Could have used some one else instead of Charlie Sheen.
MichaelMyers
09-15-2004, 10:28 PM
House of the Dead.
Fear dot Com.
Howling III.
Gothika.
House 2.
gnarly
09-16-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
House of the Dead.
Fear dot Com.
Howling III.
Gothika.
House 2.
... yeh what you said
_Leatha_Face_
09-21-2004, 09:58 AM
1. Halloween 3
2. Ghost Ship
3. bride of chucky
4. TCM: New Generation
5. every leprechaun movie past 2
Hate_Breeder
09-21-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by SoUl SuRvIvOrS
Oh come on Killer Clowns From Outter Space in an awesome "B" rated flick. Couldnt stop laughing...
Maximum OverDrive is a classic..
(Just my opinion) Love The Semi with the Joker Face on it
Five worst flicks in my book would be
5. Jeepers Creepers - yea this one was scarey...Maybe Corney
4. Fear Dot Com- need I really explain why.
3. Ghost Ship - only the first 10 minutes interested me(the slicing)
2. Darkness Falls- what the hell were THEY thinking?
1. Season of the Witch...Halloween 3 ---Way out in fuckin left field with that one.
Good list. I think "They" belongs somewhere in there though
Hate_Breeder
09-21-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Duncanature
Make up your mind, you hypocritical bitch.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/Hate_Breeder/Forum/DLF00007.jpg
theslowwizard
09-27-2004, 07:37 AM
Jeepers Creepers
Darkness Falls
The Hills Have Eyes Part II
Burial Ground: The Nights Of Terror
Soul Survivors
thepsychicfetus
09-27-2004, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
1. Halloween 3
2. Ghost Ship
3. bride of chucky
4. TCM: New Generation
5. every leprechaun movie past 2
agreed
FuzzyJay
10-22-2004, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Everyone hates John Carpenters Vampires and i dont know why. I thought it was pretty good
I have to agree about John Carpenters "Vampires". Wasn't a horrible movie, wasn't the greatest either though. Think the major problem is that once Mr Carpenter puts his name on something people have some pretty high expectations for the movie, so anything short of awesome is a bit of a let down.
The worst horror movie that I can remember seeing has to be Halloween 3 : Season of the Witch. That movie blew goats. The worst part is that I haven't seen it in like 10 years, but still get that damn "Six more days till halloween, halloween, halloween. Six more days till halloween, halloween, halloween. Happy Costumes!" jingle that played throughout the movie stuck in my head.
Makes me want to pop out my eyeballs and scoop out my brains through the sockets with a spoon...
knife_fight
10-23-2004, 01:38 AM
1. feardotcom (for being a blatant ring ripoff)
2. house of the dead
3. the haunting (remake)
4. Bones (snoop is a knob)
5. the Mangler (even the Englund, in all of his cackling, maniacal, leering, glory could save this trash)
I hate high budget horror that completely blows it. It may sound like common sense, but I'm much more forgiving to lower budget movies than I am to high budget ones. And out of all the movies mentioned on here that I disagree with, the ones I mostly disagree with are Halloween 3, TCM 2, and Creepshow.
Since no one has come to the defense of Creepshow, I'll say this: any movie where a zombie comes out of the grave not two seconds after whiskey is dumped onto said grave, is awesome. It's as though the whiskey has brought dear ol dad out of retirement and back up to his old tricks of keeping down his kids.
And I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but the whole pagan/Wicker Man vibe Halloween 3 gets at the end is great. I honestly couldn't give two shits if double M was in it. In fact, some of the other movies in the franchise would probably have been better off if they would have just left him out of it.
knee jerk
10-24-2004, 01:04 AM
Scream 2 & 3 (but the first Scream rules)
I know or still know what you did last summer (just plain weak)
House of the Dead (possibly one of the worst movies ever)
Blair Witch 2 (ditto)
Disturbing Behavior (I kinda hoped it would be cool...it wasn't)
I sure there's tons more out there that need to be skewered.
Alot of peope loved "House of 1000 Corpses" including people who's opinions I trust but I thought this was a stupid self-indulgent gore-fest. But it did make me kinda sick, like really physically ill, and if that was the point then it succeeded.
BTW: Killer Klowns rules, Creepshow rules and Max. Overdrive rules and it wasn't Chuck Sheen...it was his brother Emilio Estevez (the jock from Breakfast Club).
harmful
10-25-2004, 06:52 PM
i STILL know what you did last summer,
the village<very very very bad,
the other<wasn't even close to being a scarey movie....
van helsing< a kid movie.
fear dot com< retarded....
there are way too many....
lets go to ten
13 ghosts,
Killer Condom
The Legend of the Chupacabra
Blair Witch Project
Swim Fan
phsyco beach party
guoles,
CHUCKY! (bride of chucky seed of chucky all the childs play)
house of the dead.
Ring of Terror
Frankenstein Island
The Final Sacrifice
Night of the Zombies
trick or treat
biker zombies from detroit
the coroner.
urgeok
10-26-2004, 06:16 PM
1) The Village
2) The Village
3) The Village
4) The Village
5) The Village
sure .. it DOESNT belong here because it's not a horror.
But it was marketed as one.
Its a sheep in wolf's clothing.
urgeok
10-26-2004, 06:17 PM
honerable mention.
House of the Dead ...
This is the kind of thing you find in the bottom of an outhouse..
Too rancid for even the raunchiest fly.
Haphazard
10-26-2004, 07:20 PM
There is only one movie that pisses me off enough to list:
Blair Witch!
Any asshole could've made that film. However, props to their marketing efforts which made an asshole out of me, by making me think it was actually gonna be a good/scary movie.
Sam The Egg
10-26-2004, 07:38 PM
I will give them all the props deserved for the Blair Witch Project. The movie wasn't that great, but they figured out a way to make a super-low budget movie (like Clerks low, around $35,000) and make it and market it in a way that would get tons of money (It earned around $29,172,381 in it's opening weekend alone, all profit, it earned $140,495,114 total domestic, all of it profit)
So if nothing else, they deserve credit for making a low-budget movie that made assloads of money
urgeok
10-27-2004, 05:23 AM
i agree .. i didnt like Blair Witch but it has my admiration.
Not that it was the first of its kind .. other backyard films of various quality have been popping up since the VCR became a household item, but Blair Witch for some luck of timing - became a media darling.
This made and broke the film ...
Through the uber-hyping of the media and some word of mouth people felt compelled to flock to the theatre to see it - as sheep will do...
The thing is that 90% of movie goers want easily accessable films - car chases, things getting blown up, high gloss .. and Blair Witch wasnt about that.
And then there is the percentage of people who dont expect such things and still might not like the film for their own reasons (like myself and our friend Haphazard.
So it kind of blew up on itself ...
I think the film is effective in many ways . it managed to generate tension without showing anything.
The film was clever to a point.
(they lost me when they started running around the abandoned house .. at this point it became very obvious that it was a 'student film' and they found a cool abandoned house and thought it would be a good location so they ran around it with the camera .... until that point i had forgotten it was a low budget film and was absorbed by the characters fears and anxieties.)
Anyway ... Like I said .. effective in parts .. especially when you consider what they were working with.
I'll put it up against Resident Evil 2 anyday. (not that thats saying much)
Haphazard
10-27-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i agree .. i didnt like Blair Witch but it has my admiration.
Not that it was the first of its kind .. other backyard films of various quality have been popping up since the VCR became a household item, but Blair Witch for some luck of timing - became a media darling.
This made and broke the film ...
Through the uber-hyping of the media and some word of mouth people felt compelled to flock to the theatre to see it - as sheep will do...
The thing is that 90% of movie goers want easily accessable films - car chases, things getting blown up, high gloss .. and Blair Witch wasnt about that.
And then there is the percentage of people who dont expect such things and still might not like the film for their own reasons (like myself and our friend Haphazard.
So it kind of blew up on itself ...
I think the film is effective in many ways . it managed to generate tension without showing anything.
The film was clever to a point.
(they lost me when they started running around the abandoned house .. at this point it became very obvious that it was a 'student film' and they found a cool abandoned house and thought it would be a good location so they ran around it with the camera .... until that point i had forgotten it was a low budget film and was absorbed by the characters fears and anxieties.)
Anyway ... Like I said .. effective in parts .. especially when you consider what they were working with.
I'll put it up against Resident Evil 2 anyday. (not that thats saying much)
Very well stated. I agree on all accounts.
knee jerk
10-27-2004, 08:27 AM
Hey, I just saw "Res Evil 2" the other day.
I might need to add it to my list.
knife_fight
10-29-2004, 10:10 PM
I wrote this a long time ago in another thread, but I'll tell this story again:
One of my good friends's brother submitted a film to Sundance. While at the festival, and before the premiere of Blair Witch, a lot of buzz was around about a film that was being submitted but was actually found footage from a student film expedition into the woods in search of a so-called "rural legend." He bought a copy on VHS from the filmmakers who were selling copies on the street for about $20 and sent it to my friend Matt... under the assumption that the whole thing was real.
Matt called all of his friends to his house for a meeting. He told us the story and showed us the movie (which was different from the theatrical release). We all got extremely freaked out... but kind of excited too. Needless to say, under those circumstances, I loved the Blair Witch Project but when I found out we had been hornswaggled, I was disappointed (but my friends and I had a good laugh about it). It didn't make me hate the movie though, it made me appreciate marketing and its capabilities.
Sistinas
10-30-2004, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
honerable mention.
House of the Dead ...
This is the kind of thing you find in the bottom of an outhouse..
Too rancid for even the raunchiest fly.
Agreed!
horrifying
11-01-2004, 07:20 AM
1. it worst movie based on a book
2. the leperchaun movies (i can't spell)
3. carrie 2
4. tremors 2
5. tremors 3
wolfen
11-01-2004, 12:46 PM
was I the only unfortunate one to see a movie called C.H.U.D.? I actually saw this one at the movies. by the way C.H.U.D. stands for cannabalistic huminoid underground dwellers. This movie SUCKED!
urgeok
11-01-2004, 01:51 PM
I liked CHUD ..
If you want a movie that really sucked ... see the sequel ...
miaka697
11-01-2004, 06:22 PM
1) Jason X
2) TCM 2
3)THEY
4)I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
5)SCREAM 3
I liked Darkness Falls, but we all have our on opinions so it doesnt matter anyways.
miaka697
11-01-2004, 06:28 PM
1) Jason X
2) TCM 2
3)THEY
4)I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
5)SCREAM 3
I liked Darkness Falls, but we all have our on opinions so it doesnt matter anyways.
Nemesis412
11-02-2004, 02:25 PM
the dude that said halloween sucks can suck my nuts and ill tell you all mine top 5
DARKNESS FALLS
H8 even tho i still love it i hate it at the same time
H3 even tho ive grown to like it i still hate it
Darkness falls
Trolls 2 was horrible but im 1 nd i saw that when i was like 5 and i couldnt even find it then i did and i love it bring back memories
and Darnkness falls
The_Return
01-15-2005, 06:18 PM
Chilled Nuts.....err, Chiller, that is
I wanted to jab a knife eith through my monitor or my wrists while watching that. I also wanted to have a nice, relaxing bath with a toaster.
majorbludd
01-15-2005, 08:22 PM
nobody would knock halloween 3 if it wasn't part of the franchise...i mean it sucked, but the bugs and worms seepin' out the kid's mask was memorable.....so was that irritating song
wolfen
the hidden
dead heat
mikey
house of the dead
horror_spooky
01-16-2005, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by miaka697
1) Jason X
2) TCM 2
3)THEY
4)I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
5)SCREAM 3
I liked Darkness Falls, but we all have our on opinions so it doesnt matter anyways.
Jason X was a great movie! Even though it should be listed under action since that was what the movie pretty much was. It was enjoyable and fun to finally see Jason get his ass kicked! I've been waiting for that my whole life! TCM 2, was better then part 3 or part 4. I agree with you on THEY though. That movie sucked. I know what you did last summer, wasn't that bad. It just made no sense that the blonde-haired sister of the killer would think that "I Will Never Forget What You Did Last Summer" was a suicide note! It makes no sense! Scream 3 ROCKED! It was the best Scream movie! Scream 1 was hard to beat, but Scream 2 sucked, so Scream 3 is pretty much THE BEST scream movie. It had a GREAT surprise ending, AND a reason why the killer wouldn't die! I just had to criticize your choices. Oh, and Darkness Falls sucks.
(5) Friday the 13th 5
(4) Darkness Falls
(3) A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
(2) Scarecrow Slayer
(1) My most hated movie (drum roll): Halloween 3
slasherman
01-16-2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
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Fear dot Com.
Gothika.
they are no masterpieces but do you really think its the worst ?
I mean movies like "Darkman 2 and 3" are 10 times worse....
horror_spooky
01-16-2005, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by slasherman
they are no masterpieces but do you really think its the worst ?
I mean movies like "Darkman 2 and 3" are 10 times worse....
I agree. Gothika was pretty good, and Fear Dot Com was great, but it wasn't horrible either
Nemesis412
01-16-2005, 09:41 AM
Gothika was ok, I can't really stand Halle Berry though. Yeah right dude Fear Dot Com was gay as hell....I didn't mind Halloween 3 as a movie not as the series. I liked TCM2 I thought it was one of the better ones.
horror_spooky
01-16-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Nemesis412
Gothika was ok, I can't really stand Halle Berry though. Yeah right dude Fear Dot Com was gay as hell....I didn't mind Halloween 3 as a movie not as the series. I liked TCM2 I thought it was one of the better ones.
My mistake. I meant Fear Dot Com WASN'T great. But it wasn't horrible either. There we go. I didn't really like it, but it had an okay story so it's okay with me.
kpropain
01-16-2005, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by horror_spooky
My mistake. I meant Fear Dot Com WASN'T great. But it wasn't horrible either. There we go. I didn't really like it, but it had an okay story so it's okay with me.
No it WAS horrible..
ChEEbA
01-16-2005, 10:35 AM
Agreed, feardotcom was total shit IMO, it's one of mine.
*feardotcom
*exorcist 2: heretic
*Bodymelt
*talos: the mummy
*Soul survivors
Yeah, I know there's already 5, but...
*Ginger snaps, Regardless of what all the alleged fans of this movie will no doubt say in it''s defence, I found it a long, drawn out, poorly acted sooky BITCH of a movie with very anticlimatic werewolf scenes. If that's your bag, baby...groovy...
As for the others, I didn't go on poor storyline (well, I didn't go JUST on that), as horror doesn't have to have a good, or even much of ANY storyline to at least give you a chuckle, and hence make itself not a COMPLETE waste of time, what I mainly made these decisions on is how much the films BORED me...the first 2, I didn't even sit through more than half an hour of...
Somebody mentioned the mangler earlier, gotta say I agree on the complete shittiness of this one too, but IMO it still doesn't come NEAR the absolute shit in my top 6...but yeah, all the same, very dissapointing.
As for psycho beach party, in no way was that meant to be a horror...it was a parody with added violence. I personally liked it, but hey, it's just a matter of individual taste.
- B.
horror_spooky
01-16-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
No it WAS horrible..
I screwed up again. I can't get my wording right. I just meant to say it sucked. I keeping on fucking up on one of the sentences. DAMNIT!
ChEEbA
01-16-2005, 01:00 PM
cough*bullshit*cough
Nemesis412
01-16-2005, 03:15 PM
Yeah it sucked very bad. It was so bad you shouldn't of even messed up with your wording. But its ok dude lol.
nine9
01-16-2005, 03:47 PM
The Prophesy: Old 1970's one.
Ghost Ship: Original one about the nazis
Wendigo
Signs...........grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fear.com
I'm sure there are worse but these are the ones that come to mind first. :p
AUSTIN316426808
01-16-2005, 04:18 PM
Darkness Falls
JasonX
Exorcist 2
Scarecrow Slayer
Sick
ChEEbA
01-16-2005, 05:10 PM
Oh yeah, and "the bunker"...
Boooring, looked so good, but never paid off.
majorbludd
01-16-2005, 05:27 PM
we forgot the worst piece of crap ever.....dee snider's strangeland.......also nobody mentioned wes craven's mind ripper
Nemesis412
01-16-2005, 06:17 PM
omg Nine9 thank you......all i ever hear is how good signs was......that movie sucked ASS
And yeah Austin Jason X and Darkness falls were horrible
I did like the part when the 2 fake girls asked jason if hed like to smoke pot and have premerital sex and he beats the crap outta them lmao
Elvis_Christ
01-16-2005, 08:32 PM
I really enjoyed a lot of the movies listed on here. Sure Jason X, Halloween: Ressurection were bad but that was the point of them. They were sequels taking the piss out of themselves. I didn't think Darkness Falls was that bad it had some scary moments and I usually don't like ghost story bullshit. Jeepers Creepers was a great movie too at least when it came out it broke the mold of what the studios were turning out (i.e dumb teen "Scream" rip-offs). I think people take horror movies way to seriously and cheat themselves out of getting any enjoyment of them. And what the fuck's with Basket Case, Ginger Snaps (probably one of the best horror movies in the last 15 years) and TCM2 getting mentioned here? Get some taste those two movies are great packed with really dark humour and gore. The only two movies that have pissed me off recently were Beast In The Cellar (real shitty 70s British film which sucked so much - if your idea of fun is seeing two old ladies ramble on and on and on you might like it) and Long Time Dead. And for the record Darkman II and III kick the shit out of Feardotcom and Gothika.
ChEEbA
01-16-2005, 08:42 PM
Motherfucker...learn that it's not about having good or bad taste, it's about your individuality. I HATED ginger snaps, and don't give half a fuck WHAT you thought of it.
My opinion of the film doesn't invalidate yours....and it SHOULD be likewise - so TRY and climb the fuck over yourself before you tell ME to get some taste, unless you want me to start calling you a fucking idiot for your own preferences.
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I really enjoyed a lot of the movies listed on here. Sure Jason X, Halloween: Ressurection were bad but that was the point of them. They were sequels taking the piss out of themselves. I didn't think Darkness Falls was that bad it had some scary moments and I usually don't like ghost story bullshit. Jeepers Creepers was a great movie too at least when it came out it broke the mold of what the studios were turning out (i.e dumb teen "Scream" rip-offs). I think people take horror movies way to seriously and cheat themselves out of getting any enjoyment of them. And what the fuck's with Basket Case, Ginger Snaps (probably one of the best horror movies in the last 15 years) and TCM2 getting mentioned here? Get some taste those two movies are great packed with really dark humour and gore. The only two movies that have pissed me off recently were Beast In The Cellar (real shitty 70s British film which sucked so much - if your idea of fun is seeing two old ladies ramble on and on and on you might like it) and Long Time Dead. And for the record Darkman II and III kick the shit out of Feardotcom and Gothika.
Yeah your right again lol(again meaning what you said about Creepshow 3)
Darkness falls may have had some what of a scary moment or two.
I mean yeah horror is to havefun not talk about how technical something is.
I agree totally with TCM2 that was one of my faves and I still love it. It's funny gore filled i mean I thought it was great.
I didn't like Jeepers Creepers THAT much but I did like it and yes it did break the mold and I thank them for that. I was seriously gettin tired of new age slasher films.
EXTR3MIST
01-17-2005, 01:10 PM
2.Ticks
Ticks?
Ticks is bloody excellent - nasty, flesh-burrowing creatures... pulsating egg-sacs... the one that grows big in the bodybuilder's steroid-saturated body... and characters that are actually fleshed out before being offed which is something of a rarity in these creature/body horror movies.
Michaels Shape
01-17-2005, 01:22 PM
For the people who think Halloween III sucked it didnt suck it was just different.
1)House of 1,000 Corpses
2)White Noise
3)Freddy vs Jason
4)The Village
5)AVP
EXTR3MIST
01-17-2005, 01:36 PM
For the people who think Halloween III sucked it didnt suck it was just different
A man of sense!
And from The Shape himself!
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 01:47 PM
HAHA. I agree with both of you. At first when I was little I didn't like it. I have grown to like it if not love it.
EXTR3MIST
01-17-2005, 01:49 PM
Yes, definately an adult horror movie - devoid of icons, anti-heroes and wisecracking smartass humour.
Refresh!
Elvis_Christ
01-17-2005, 02:33 PM
Motherfucker...learn that it's not about having good or bad taste, it's about your individuality. I HATED ginger snaps, and don't give half a fuck WHAT you thought of it.
Fuck.... my post wasn't a personal attack at you. Grow up you fucking dipshit and don't take things so personally. It takes a real tough guy to call people motherfucker while hiding behind a computer screen. I thought this was a place to debate and share opinons? I must have really hurt you deeply for an outburst like that....wanna hug?
For the people who think Halloween III sucked it didnt suck it was just different.
I'll have to check this one out again I haven't seen it for years.
House of 1000 Corpses?! Freddy vs. Jason?! I loved those movies! The Village and White noise just looked to shit for even me to bother checking out, and that's saying something cause I live for cinematic shit.
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 02:49 PM
Yeah I didn't like 1000 Corpses too well. FVJ was a good time though I love that movie haha.
I wanna see White Noise.
I saw The village that movie sucked ass. I mean it was ok but it was that good. My mom and I went to see it and we figured out the story half way though the movie.
I don't really like Shamalan's (or w/e) movies Except for the 6th sense.
Elvis_Christ
01-17-2005, 02:57 PM
I found House of 1000 Corpses improved with repeated veiwings but that's probably not something you' want to do if you weren't really into it in the first place. Yeh! Freddy vs Jason was fun I'm glad someone else liked it. It seems to get dissed all the time on here. Yeh the Village sounds like it'll be on my wait till its on TV list. The Sixth Sense was cool when it came out, I saw Unbreakable on TV the other night it had some pretty cool ideas in it.
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 03:38 PM
Yeah FVJ wasnt bad at all.
I never seen unbreakable but it looked good
ChEEbA
01-17-2005, 04:22 PM
Motherfucker...learn that it's not about having good or bad taste, it's about your individuality. I HATED ginger snaps, and don't give half a fuck WHAT you thought of it. My opinion of the film doesn't invalidate yours....and it SHOULD be likewise - so TRY and climb the fuck over yourself before you tell ME to get some taste, unless you want me to start calling you a fucking idiot for your own preferences.
This wasn't a personal attack on YOU either...I was just saying that I didn't like you assuming every single person in the world SHOULD have the same taste in movies as you.
You DID referr to one of the films I'd mentioned before you said "get some taste", so...was I wrong in assuming you were referring to ME, indirectly or otherwise?
For the record, I said "motherfucker" as a term of exasperation at what you had said, not to call you names...
Fuck.... my post wasn't a personal attack at you. Grow up you fucking dipshit and don't take things so personally. It takes a real tough guy to call people motherfucker while hiding behind a computer screen.
- Seems like YOU'RE the one taking it personally...
Anyways, I'm over it, just thought I'd ATTEMPT to explain my point, take it or leave it.
As for F vs J, I didn't think it was shitty, as a matter of fact, I think the NOES series went downhill from #3 onwards (although 4 wasn't BAD), and IMO, this has been one of the better ones since, as far as it rates as a Jason film, I suppose it wasn't bad that way either...but it was really more on the NOES side of things if you ask me.
F vs J wasn't as GOOD as I thought it COULD HAVE been, but I still quite liked it.
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Yeah next they should have pinhead vs jaws that would be sweet.......yeah not really
TheOmen
01-17-2005, 04:58 PM
There are far worse than any NOEs, F13THs and Halloweens.
1. 976-Evil....still the only movie I ever walked out on. (yes, I went to the theatre for it)
2. 13 ghosts ...horrible..how anyone likes this movie is beyond me
3. Scalps
4. Motel Hell
5. I STILL know....
Michaels Shape
01-17-2005, 06:12 PM
I knew some of you people more than others, would like hate Halloween III but Im sure you are very misunderstood or your just pretty much Pussi**.
Nemesis412
01-17-2005, 06:20 PM
Yeah I love H3. Used to hate it but as a horror movie it was really good.
ChEEbA
01-17-2005, 06:47 PM
I have to agree on 976 evil, while I didn't hate it as much as any of those on MY top 6, I remember it being a stupid, trashy, very boring movie.
I didn't mind motel hell, although I thought it was pretty stupid - I think that was kinda the point with that one though.., it's just a certain "type" of horror movie - I put this one in the same league as Microwave massacre, and Crawlspace...all just "ok" kinda wierd, kinda funny...
urgeok
01-17-2005, 07:20 PM
The village
Jason x
House of the dead
resident evil 2
secret window
there are 5 recent ones...
i dont count low budget shit because its pointless ...
to me the badness of a film is in direct proportion to how much money was spent on it - who made it -etc. (i.e. they should have known better.) and how pissed i was during and after seeing it.
Each one of these above was a waste of my time ...
Stupid films.
if you are 12 and these are the first horror films you've seen then sure .. you might like them.
But if you've seen a number of them ... i cant understand why you would even consider them passable time wasters .. they were each an insult to the viewer.
TheOmen
01-17-2005, 10:38 PM
I'd like to take Motel Hell off my list. Partly because I think I enjoyed it as a kid, and partly because House of The Dead is absolutely the worst movie ever made, thus it makes the list..
urgeok
01-18-2005, 05:44 AM
i left Cold Creek Manor off the list because there is a scene so inept involving snakes that it's a required viewing .. its priceless.
AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 06:27 AM
Happy Hell Night
the openning scence shows the killer inside of a tomb in a cemetary with bodies scattered around and he's holding two hearts in his hands now i'm thinking he must do some kinda supernatural stuff or something different so i sat through another half hour of bad acting/writing/directing until it got to the first death scence just to see this guy pick up a scaple and stab a nurse's hand then slash her throat.
by far one of the worst movies i've ever seen overall not just horror.
Elvis_Christ
01-18-2005, 07:58 AM
House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok..... this and Jason X were made to make you laugh, maybe jack off to some eye candy. And as far as Secret Window???! You knew what you were getting yourself into (Shitty Stephen King, Johnny Depp being Stephen King by the numbers) you should have waited for that piece of shit to turn up on TV. Mr Depp is on his way out with pieces of shit like this.......... and a lot of people are fooling themselves that the Willy Wonka remake is going to be legendary.
cheeba - you were exasperated? man that makes it all ok.... all you needed was a hug I reckon. Who gives a fuck anyways? We're all geeks arguing about dumb shit on here anyway we're meant to be cunts to each other. No offence and none taken.
:confused: I'm real drunk at the moment............ but yeh horror is somthing I'm passonite about and if people don't like stuff I'm into I have a habit of just being all "what the fuck get some taste blah....blah...." sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong but maybe its the booze.
I'd like to take Motel Hell off my list
You should. Great fucking movie with a awesome chainsaw fight!
Nemesis412 - Unbreakable was pretty cool but could have been more. Great ideas but not overly well executed. It could have been one of those great Superheros that weren't Superheroes (Marvel, D.C........la la) Darkman styles......
But yeh I'm too drunk I'll go spread my cheer round everywhere else?
urgeok
01-18-2005, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
[B]House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok..... this and Jason X were made to make you laugh, maybe jack off to some eye candy. And as far as Secret Window???! You knew what you were getting yourself into (Shitty Stephen King, Johnny Depp being Stephen King by the numbers) you should have waited for that piece of shit to turn up on TV. Mr Depp is on his way out with pieces of shit like this.......... and a lot of people are fooling themselves that the Willy Wonka remake is going to be legendary.
i can guarentee that Secret Window will do nothing to hamper Depps popularity ...
He's one of the select handful of performers that can slip back and forth between crass commercial films and indie pics without getting the slightest tarnish on themselves..
Secret Window came and went unnoticed.
Depp isn't even at the top of his rainbow yet ...
A bad Pirates of the Carribean II would do far more to hurt his image although I'm betting that even inb the film tanks, he'll still be gold. At least that film gave him something to do .. Secret Window was a non-film.
Jason X had no eye candy - just one of the many problems with the film ... try jacking off to that and you'll just end up with a limp joint in your hand.
House of the Dead will be a classic in the same way Plan 9 from Outerspace will be ... possibly. Personally i think it will be completely forgotten.
As far as Unbreakable goes ... I think its an amazing film ...
Not many people do though
AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i can guarentee that Secret Window will do nothing to hamper Depps popularity ...
He's one of the select handful of performers that can slip back and forth between crass commercial films and indie pics without getting the slightest tarnish on themselves..
Secret Window came and went unnoticed.
Depp isn't even at the top of his rainbow yet ...
A bad Pirates of the Carribean II would do far more to hurt his image although I'm betting that even inb the film tanks, he'll still be gold. At least that film gave him something to do .. Secret Window was a non-film.
Jason X had no eye candy - just one of the many problems with the film ... try jacking off to that and you'll just end up with a limp joint in your hand.
House of the Dead will be a classic in the same way Plan 9 from Outerspace will be ... possibly. Personally i think it will be completely forgotten.
As far as Unbreakable goes ... I think its an amazing film ...
Not many people do though
i personally think Depp is one of the best actor there is so a bad film here and there which he actually was good in shouldn't tarnish him.
and i thought Unbreakable was great the whole concept is so obvious i don't know why someone hadn't made it earlier.
Nemesis412
01-18-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
The village
Jason x
House of the dead
resident evil 2
secret window
there are 5 recent ones...
i dont count low budget shit because its pointless ...
to me the badness of a film is in direct proportion to how much money was spent on it - who made it -etc. (i.e. they should have known better.) and how pissed i was during and after seeing it.
Each one of these above was a waste of my time ...
Stupid films.
if you are 12 and these are the first horror films you've seen then sure .. you might like them.
But if you've seen a number of them ... i cant understand why you would even consider them passable time wasters .. they were each an insult to the viewer.
I agree with all of them. But i did like Resident evil 2. I think Nemesis is a badass guy (hence me name) Althought I thin Silent Hill is better and would make a sweet movie. It wasn't really horror but it was a fun movie for me anyways. But yeah forgot about House of the dead.
The STE
01-18-2005, 12:48 PM
1) Polish Vampire in Burbank
2) Manos: Hands of Fate
3) The Brain that Wouldn't Die
4) Jaws: The Revenge
5) Exorcist 2: The Heretic
TheOmen
01-18-2005, 01:11 PM
House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok
Maybe to you, horror movies are all about complete garbage. For me, I take them as serious as 'normal' movies. Sure, there are some that are so cheesy that they are favorites. But usually, they are movies that were made in all seriousness, but are so bad they're funny. House of the Dead, from what you're saying, was made to be cheesy, and that, in my mind, makes it even worse. It is by far the worst movie ever made. So don't have that patronizing attitude like you 'get' it, and nobody else is smart enough. The movie blows in every way.
Jason X was okay.
AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by The STE
1) Polish Vampire in Burbank
2) Manos: Hands of Fate
3) The Brain that Wouldn't Die
4) Jaws: The Revenge
5) Exorcist 2: The Heretic
i haven't seen the top three but they sound like they're horrible. would i even get a good laugh out of it like most bad horror movies.
arron wardlaw
01-18-2005, 01:38 PM
i still know what you did last summer was pretty decent by the way. just as good as the first one. there are so many bad horror films because horror probably has the biggest specific genre fanbase so people are already drawn to the cover of the product. anyway enough of that shit as long as they keep showing people getting killed in inventive ways ill still be a fan. oh yes and some sort of a plot helps.
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AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by arron wardlaw
i still know what you did last summer was pretty decent by the way. just as good as the first one. there are so many bad horror films because horror probably has the biggest specific genre fanbase so people are already drawn to the cover of the product. anyway enough of that shit as long as they keep showing people getting killed in inventive ways ill still be a fan. oh yes and some sort of a plot helps.
you know horror movies are more then people getting killed in inventive ways.
arron wardlaw
01-18-2005, 01:49 PM
ok so there might have been a little sarcasm in that last bit. what do you think of dead end by the two first time french directors
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AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by arron wardlaw
ok so there might have been a little sarcasm in that last bit. what do you think of dead end by the two first time french directors
haven't seen it yet.
and if you think i'm being sarcastic i'm not just starting meaning less conversation.
arron wardlaw
01-18-2005, 02:02 PM
you misunderstand my friend i was being sarcastic to begin with. did you like the remake of tcm. i thought it was quite brutal(good) considering. what was the last good horror you watched
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Nemesis412
01-18-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
you know horror movies are more then people getting killed in inventive ways.
Yeah it is just the whole horror aspect. Going into the theatre or renting a good horror movie is just so much fun. It is fun to see what happens, but it's not exactly the killing that makes it good at all.
Static
01-18-2005, 02:24 PM
1. Jack-O
2. TCM the next generation
3. Nightmare on Elm St. 2
4. The Mangler 2
5. Bloody Murder 1 & 2
AUSTIN316426808
01-18-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Static
1. Jack-O
2. TCM the next generation
3. Nightmare on Elm St. 2
4. The Mangler 2
5. Bloody Murder 1 & 2
i thought Nightmare 2 was good but i'll be damned if i don't agree with you about TCM- next generation that is nothing more than a big sack of shit.
ChEEbA
01-18-2005, 02:30 PM
The Mangler 2
They actually made a second one?!?
That's fucking crazy, man...
arron wardlaw
01-18-2005, 02:33 PM
1 . bubba ho tep 2. the mummy.3bubba ho tep.4. the mummy etc.
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ChEEbA
01-18-2005, 02:45 PM
I loved Bubba Ho Tep.., but hey I aint gonna tell you that you should feel any different about it. I can see why people MAY not like it, but it's most likely for those reasons that I DID.
However, I think you're gonna find a lot of people disagree with you on this one.
As for the mummy, I consider that action more than horror...I didn't mind the first one, but hated the second with a passion.
Nemesis412
01-18-2005, 04:02 PM
Arron lol I know we were talkin about Scotland on the other thread but its easier on here since im already here.
Idk i dont think they live somewhere really cold.
His names Kevin hes got 2 kids aaron and Kevin. Wendy(Minton) my cux moced her a long time ago shes in Arizona now.
urgeok
01-19-2005, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I loved Bubba Ho Tep.., but hey I aint gonna tell you that you should feel any different about it. I can see why people MAY not like it, but it's most likely for those reasons that I DID.
However, I think you're gonna find a lot of people disagree with you on this one.
As for the mummy, I consider that action more than horror...I didn't mind the first one, but hated the second with a passion.
i had to switch gears mid way through Bubba when i realized i had to stop looking at it like a Don Coscarelli-Bruce Campbell kick ass weirdo horror movie .. and start looking at it more as a Bruce Campbell great acting Elvis movie.
Once i changed that mind set I appreciated it a lot more.
i still hated the ambulace driver comedy relief bullshit though .. christ what were they thinking ?
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 11:34 AM
That is the first time I had heard anything bad about this movie.
I still Don't know if I wanna see it or not. I'm a Bruce Campbell fan, but I don't like Elvis that much and I'm not that big on mummies either.
HMMMMM IDK
Kitty
01-19-2005, 01:19 PM
scarry movie 3 that was so stupid
13th child that was stupid as well
13 ghosts thats a retarted film
The Grudge-also stupid
Saw-so weird its not even funny
American Vampire-SO STUPID
Queen of the Damned-that was cool but does not belong in the horror sec. of the movie store\block buster
HMMMMMMMMMM idk of any right know
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
scarry movie 3 that was so stupid
13th child that was stupid as well
13 ghosts thats a retarted film
The Grudge-also stupid
Saw-so weird its not even funny
American Vampire-SO STUPID
Queen of the Damned-that was cool but does not belong in the horror sec. of the movie store\block buster
HMMMMMMMMMM idk of any right know
I liked Scary movie 2 most.
13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)
Saw was a good movie, you freak
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Nemesis412
I liked Scary movie 2 most.
13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)
Saw was a good movie, you freak
Scary Movie wasnt a Horror Movie, it was in more of the genre of Comedy.
Kitty
01-19-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Nemesis412
I liked Scary movie 2 most.
13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)
Saw was a good movie, you freak
well i thought is was el stupido!!!
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 02:00 PM
Elstupido?
Kitty
01-19-2005, 02:06 PM
stupid in spainsh
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 02:13 PM
Yeah I know, Im not that stupid but why did you say it?
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 02:13 PM
I know it was in comedy. I mean out of the three movies I liked the second one best.
I took two years of spanish. I got an A&B both years.....of course I cheated.
I took Spanish three this year....but I didn't like it so I dropped it. :o
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Nemesis412
I know it was in comedy. I mean out of the three movies I liked the second one best.
I took two years of spanish. I got an A&B both years.....of course I cheated.
I took Spanish three this year....but I didn't like it so I dropped it. :o
Haha nice to know when we're in the 5 worst Horror movies not the movies you like or the courses your taking. :D
Kitty
01-19-2005, 02:23 PM
because the movie is el stupido no matter what you have to say anyone other than
kpro,AMK,mm,nine9 and cheeba
say other wise you are a Idioto
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 02:24 PM
Well if that is the case Mike, Why didn't you add something about a bad horror movie?
Instead of just talking about ME, you shoulda said something about a bad horror movie. SEE YOUR GOING EVEN MORE OFF TOPIC :p
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 02:31 PM
No Im setting it straight...
House of 1,000 corpses sucked ass!
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 02:51 PM
I agree Mike it did suck ass. I did like Cpt Spaulding though.
Rob Zombie used to be so cool and now......he's not
Michaels Shape
01-19-2005, 02:53 PM
Yeah Sid Haegin AKA: Captain Spalding, was a great actor in that movie, I hope Devil's Rejects is beeter, looks like it is going to be.
Nemesis412
01-19-2005, 03:01 PM
Yeah alot of sequels suck, but not all the time.
I thought 1000 corpses sucked so i bet Devil's rejects was automaticall better when it was a pea in Zombie's head.
ClassicHorror
01-21-2005, 04:10 PM
This my friends is the top 4 worst, these films have no qualities what so ever, most people who say a film is the worst usually has someone else who likes it, but these films I am about to list...has no fans whatsoever....
5. Zaat
4.ROTOR
3. Frankenstein Island
2. Monster a-Go Go
1. Manos: Hands of Fate
Nemesis412
01-21-2005, 04:39 PM
wow ive never even heard of those.
urgeok
01-21-2005, 04:41 PM
i havent heard of Zaat
ChEEbA
01-21-2005, 04:43 PM
^haha^ u sounded dutch...
urgeok
01-21-2005, 04:44 PM
i'm from Holland, isnt that veird ???
Nemesis412
01-21-2005, 05:18 PM
hahaha
graveshow
01-21-2005, 05:33 PM
I really need to think to complete the list of Five...but I know that both Cabin Fever and House of The Dead will be on it somewhere.... theres more suckage in those two movies than all the whorehouses in Nevada combined....but at least in Cabin Fever, you knew going in that no one in it could act..... House of The Dead was so unbelievably horrible on the acting front that Jurgen Prochnow came across as Oscar winning.
yeah...I'm pissed at those movies......
ChEEbA
01-21-2005, 09:06 PM
It's funny, when I was cruising ebay for zombie movies on ebay, there's all these desperate people trying to sell copies at $1 starting bids, billing it as a "must own movie for all zombie fans"...
I've not yet seen it, nor have I ever wanted to.
ClassicHorror
01-22-2005, 05:36 AM
A couple of people commited suicide after Manos was filmed.
urgeok
01-22-2005, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by graveshow
I really need to think to complete the list of Five...but I know that both Cabin Fever and House of The Dead will be on it somewhere.... theres more suckage in those two movies than all the whorehouses in Nevada combined....but at least in Cabin Fever, you knew going in that no one in it could act..... House of The Dead was so unbelievably horrible on the acting front that Jurgen Prochnow came across as Oscar winning.
yeah...I'm pissed at those movies......
i think Prochnow owed somebody a favor to be a part of that mess
1. Fear Dot Com (easy winner)
2. House of the Dead
3. Dreamcatcher
4. Jeeper Creepers 2
5. The Last House on the Left .... I know im gonna get some flack for this but sheesh, what do you like about this crap?? The Plot was horrible (parents get revenge?! what the), the cops were stupid, the acting was pathetic and the rape scenes were kinda lame and grotesque. The convicts had no personality as well.
*** In defense to all who hated ghost ship and 13 ghosts, I liked em both. Plots were good and special effects were great.
Michaels Shape
01-22-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by BH14
1. Fear Dot Com (easy winner)
2. House of the Dead
3. Dreamcatcher
4. Jeeper Creepers 2
Please, Fear Dot Com is by far the best Horror movie, you have to have a classic in there, those are all after 2000. You cant tell me your a horror fan.
i have over 80 good horror movies by the way..... those are the movies that i recently seen within the past few years and fresh in my head.... Fear Dot Com is the worst movie ever. You must be the director. Why should I remember classic "horrible" horror movies from 20 years ago? That doesnt make sense. I want to remember the good ones. I want to forget crap like Fear Dot Com and House of the Dead. No offense to your favorite "horror movies" like Escape from NY and Fear Dot Com.
Are you sure that The Last House on the Left was made after 2000??
Nemesis412
01-22-2005, 03:25 PM
Mike dude what happened. I mean your still cool, and if you like FDC thats cool but......I sense some sarcasm in there.....phew thanks to my knowledge that you think Halloween is the best ever.....whiah good thing i caught myself.
There is NO way anybody could like that movie besides....as BH said.....the director. sucked MAJOR MUNKEY NUTZ
slasherman
01-24-2005, 07:20 AM
Add "The Village" to the list...its pure shit...some good acting but thats about it....
Gojira
01-24-2005, 08:08 AM
LOL LOL hey Classic where did you hear that a couple of people comitted suicide after seen Manos of Fate? LOL LOL that sounds 100% bogus. Hey maybe it was the director after making such a bad movie he couldnt handle it lol.
ClassicHorror
01-24-2005, 01:43 PM
Why do you think its bogus, the did, just go see their tombstones if you don't believe me, its a TRUE FACT.
ClassicHorror
01-24-2005, 01:44 PM
Those 3 people were part of the cast and crew.
TheOmen
01-24-2005, 01:47 PM
5. The Last House on the Left .... I know im gonna get some flack for this but sheesh, what do you like about this crap?? The Plot was horrible (parents get revenge?! what the), the cops were stupid, the acting was pathetic and the rape scenes were kinda lame and grotesque. The convicts had no personality as well.
Saying you thought 13 ghosts was good automatically renders the above opinion worthless.
urgeok
01-24-2005, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by TheOmen
Saying you thought 13 ghosts was good automatically renders the above opinion worthless.
it wasnt a great movie but there were some great visuals ..
thats the thing about that particular film team ...
Great visuals but too many dumb elements to let you enjoy the whole film
Im just saying 13 ghosts had some nice special effects and kept me more interested than The Last Houst on the Left. And everyone killed 13 ghosts. It wouldnt rank in my top 200 movies but I found it better than TLHOTL. I have these movies on DVD because there was hype on TLHOTL but I was disappointed with TLHOTL. You may like TLHOTL plot, the police officers may have been funny to you, and you may have though the convicts had character (which they didnt). And you may have loved the raped scenes. Why does everyone feel like they have to like certain movies bc it is a "classic" or whatever?!
EXTR3MIST
01-24-2005, 02:29 PM
Why does everyone feel like they have to like certain movies bc it is a "classic" or whatever?!
You don't have to follow popular opinion (or in the case of this movie, minority opinion), but if you feel genuine distaste for the rape scenes and cold ugliness of the characters and take the daft comedy cops too seriously, then it's unlikely you'll find anything else important about The Last House on the Left.
Like many dubious pleasures, the movie is not so much entertaining as it is morbidly curious - this quality is more than enough for many horror fans (the more jaded the better), but is bound to leave others none-the-wiser about a sadistic double murder and its retribution.
TheOmen
01-24-2005, 06:19 PM
TLHOTL is absolutely a revolting film...I can think of no reason to watch it more than twice. Yet that's why I think it succeeds. Look at the subject matter-rape, power,class struggle/structure, and the parents pushed too far until they finally break. It was meant to be gritty, disgusting and exploititive, and it achieves these goals with flying colors. For that alone, I give it high marks, whereas eye candy like 13 Ghosts(which I didn't think were mind blowing anyway) just makes me bored to tears.
Gojira
01-24-2005, 06:47 PM
Hey Classic those movie crew people really died I thought you had read some bogus story and here I was making a joke about how bad Manos was and the director offing himself. WOW I dont understand how anyone would kill themselves because of a movie thats pretty dumb. As far as there being 5 worst horror movies hmm let me think ok I am going to get alot of flack on this but I really really thought TCM in 1974 was bad. It really baffles me why some fans enjoy it though. Sometimes I just want to pull my hair when fans say they like it. Jesse James vs. Dracula is pretty bad. Manos of fate and I am going to say Godzilla vs. Megalon and lets not forget BlairWitch Project. One could just list all the Chucky movies but those arnt horror those are comedys right?
The STE
01-24-2005, 07:47 PM
Might not have been the best acting, but Krug was a great villain. Movies should have taken more advantage of carving ones name into their victem's chest while they could still get away with it
TheOmen
01-25-2005, 03:49 AM
As far as there being 5 worst horror movies hmm let me think ok I am going to get alot of flack on this but I really really thought TCM in 1974 was bad. It really baffles me why some fans enjoy it though. Sometimes I just want to pull my hair when fans say they like it.
This quote really baffles me. What's not to like? TCM is just fucking intense for the last 30 minutes.....no other film comes close to capturing the anxiety I get from watching Leatherface chasing the last girl through the woods and through the house.
ClassicHorror
01-25-2005, 02:17 PM
Blair Witch Project is not a bad movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a very original and great atmospheric piece of independent filmmaking. And Gojira I stated the reasons why I like TCM did you not see them?
You wanna hear the reasons why I like Blair Witch Project?
Blair Witch Project was made to keep you thinking that what you see before yourself is actually the final days of 2 guys and one girls life. THIS.....killed off the teeny bopper crap that was swallowing the 90's by whole. This was giving the movie industry a new look on realistic movies. Its made on almost NO budget, its all about blood, sweat, and tears in this film. Its craftsmanship is amazing, it carries itself off so normally you'd think you weren't watching a horror film, but slowly scene by scene it starts to get tense...you see the madness sorounding these individuals...you see their nerves slowly rising as one by one they start to argue with each other.
I have to admit that this is one of the only films that sent shivers down my spine. That confession scene..you see this individual throwing herself out in front of the camera, you see the terror in her eyes as she looks back and forth, you start to hear her breathing getting higher and higher...you start to realize that she is out of her mind in shock. That final scene is what makes this film a highlight, you hear her screams as she runs around the house, those ear piercing screams that are but ending slowly.....as you see the guy in the corner...just like in the stories....there's a huge moral to this story.......you start taking advantage of the unknown...and YOU become the unknown....
Gojira
01-25-2005, 02:29 PM
LOL Hi Omen try and understand when I saw TCM the movie just did not seem intense to me it was just a boring movie I went to see TCM in hopes of watching some guy just hack up alot of people and thats not what happens in the movie. I can tell you this much about TCM back in 1974 the people who saw it had 2 opinions about the movie on one hand some say it was great very scary etc. On the other hand you had those who saw it and felt they had been jipped. I was one of the guys who felt jipped let down.
Gojira
01-25-2005, 02:33 PM
Hi Classic I as you well know was not impressed with Blair Watch Project movie but the Scifi channel was showing a back ground story and history about the Blair Watch and I was very impressed with the Scifi channeles Blair Witch history program imo that ruled but not the BW movie.
EXTR3MIST
01-25-2005, 02:34 PM
I went to see TCM in hopes of watching some guy just hack up alot of people and thats not what happens in the movie
Christ, you've got a worryingly common attitude - you mean a horror film didn't exactly, literally conform to its title or reputation?
Heaven forbid you might discover a new horror experience in a film whose power comes from what is suggested rather than what is viscerally shown.
I bet you HATED Blair Witch, right?
AUSTIN316426808
01-25-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by BH14
Why does everyone feel like they have to like certain movies bc it is a "classic" or whatever?!
people don't feel as though they have to like them they just hear that it's a classic,go and check it out and they realized why it's called a classic and begin to like it themselves.
on the other hand there's people like you who don't like them after they've seen them.
Gojira
01-25-2005, 02:49 PM
Hi Extr3mist I liked the Abominable Dr. Phibes in 1971 a hell of alot more than TCM in 1974. IMO Phibes was very creative when he was kiiling people and that I liked a great deal I found that movie very entertaining. Now TCM Leatherface only seems to make motions with his chainsaw like he is cutting anyone can see he is not. I felt jipped. The dinner scene is about Sally being scared to death. Hooper goes out of his way to make this scene look like what would happen if a girl were placed in this situation. I like what he did but again I didnt see the girl get slashed or her body parts chopped off which I would have enjoyed watching. I saw Sally make her get away then Leatherface chace after her. If you see the title TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE then see the movie by the movies end you feel jipped because as a viewer there was no massacre. The Massacre that there was you never see you just see people lying on a table and hung on a hook but no blood & guts. The Death Scenes in the 2 Phibes movie Hell yeah creative inventive fun to watch people die. If you ask me there was more of a massacre in the Omen than in TCM and the death scenes in the Omen are great!!!
ClassicHorror
01-25-2005, 03:00 PM
Blood and Guts isn't everything.
AUSTIN316426808
01-25-2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Gojira
Hi Extr3mist I liked the Abominable Dr. Phibes in 1971 a hell of alot more than TCM in 1974. IMO Phibes was very creative when he was kiiling people and that I liked a great deal I found that movie very entertaining. Now TCM Leatherface only seems to make motions with his chainsaw like he is cutting anyone can see he is not. I felt jipped. The dinner scene is about Sally being scared to death. Hooper goes out of his way to make this scene look like what would happen if a girl were placed in this situation. I like what he did but again I didnt see the girl get slashed or her body parts chopped off which I would have enjoyed watching. I saw Sally make her get away then Leatherface chace after her. If you see the title TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE then see the movie by the movies end you feel jipped because as a viewer there was no massacre. The Massacre that there was you never see you just see people lying on a table and hung on a hook but no blood & guts. The Death Scenes in the 2 Phibes movie Hell yeah creative inventive fun to watch people die. If you ask me there was more of a massacre in the Omen than in TCM and the death scenes in the Omen are great!!!
so you would've liked the texas chainsaw massacre if it had peopel getting chopped up and you would've got to see the girl get all hacked up. and you actually used the words ''i didn't see the girl get slashed or her body parts chopped off which i would have enjoyed watching'' there's nothing at all wrong with the way that sounds to you?
Gojira
01-25-2005, 03:22 PM
Well Austin look at the title of the movie TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. Now if I read that title and I pay to go see this movie I am hoping I will see what the title implys and I didnt see any massacre. And the movie was kind of dull. Now when I saw the Omen in 1976 I knew it was about the AntiChrist also I saw plenty of good death scenes something you didnt see in TCM.
Now imagine a new Frankenstien movie is made and you go to see it and in the movie Victor digs up a few bodys put the parts togeher and pulls the switch hoping his creation will come to life cause this is what you go see a Frankenstien movie for right. Anyway lets say the body just stays still on the table and the cops start to investigate who has been digging up graves. At the movies end the Frankenstien monster never gets up and gets lose and attacks people. Well thats how I felt about TCM back in 1974 because I didnt see any massacre. I felt jipped
The_Return
01-25-2005, 03:33 PM
I also MUCH prefer Dr. Phibes over TCM, but TCM was still an amazing movie. I had a party a few months ago, we watch a few horror movies, climaxing with TCM. My 2 friends both felt the same way as you Gojira, jipped and disapointed. I however, love every second, especially the dinner...creepy as hell.
AUSTIN316426808
01-25-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Gojira
Well Austin look at the title of the movie TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. Now if I read that title and I pay to go see this movie I am hoping I will see what the title implys and I didnt see any massacre. And the movie was kind of dull. Now when I saw the Omen in 1976 I knew it was about the AntiChrist also I saw plenty of good death scenes something you didnt see in TCM.
Now imagine a new Frankenstien movie is made and you go to see it and in the movie Victor digs up a few bodys put the parts togeher and pulls the switch hoping his creation will come to life cause this is what you go see a Frankenstien movie for right. Anyway lets say the body just stays still on the table and the cops start to investigate who has been digging up graves. At the movies end the Frankenstien monster never gets up and gets lose and attacks people. Well thats how I felt about TCM back in 1974 because I didnt see any massacre. I felt jipped
now i've got to use your own stuff against you. the title Frankenstien implys a movie about frankenstien who is the creator of the monster not the monster so that would actually be sticking to the title. it's not called frankenstien's creature gets up and terrorizes town it's just called frankenstien so it would actually be doing what you don't like and that's sticking strictly to the title if the monster never got up and did anything.
Gojira
01-25-2005, 04:02 PM
LOL Austin everyone know the movie Frankenstien is about a Dr. who brings a dead body back to life. Then something goes wrong because Fritz drops the brain and the body that comes to life has a subnormal brain. We all know what to expect when we see a new Frankenstien movie. I was making the point if the person Dr. Frankenstien made never were to get up at all then as a viwer I am sure you might feel jipped never getting to see the body come to life. Well thats how I felt about TCM back in 74 I never saw Leatherface take a chainsaw and chop up everyone. I think a more propper title for TCM back in 1974 would have been Texas Wackos because thats what you do see in the movie just a wacked out family that scares people.
TheOmen
01-25-2005, 11:55 PM
Well thats how I felt about TCM back in 74 I never saw Leatherface take a chainsaw and chop up everyone. I think a more propper title for TCM back in 1974 would have been Texas Wackos because thats what you do see in the movie just a wacked out family that scares people.
That's the genius of TCM though. Your imagination (remember those?) is far worse than what would have been shown in the movie. Just knowing she is hanging by a meathook as Leatherface goes to town with a chainsaw on her boyfriend is chilling enough. What you don't see in the movie helps it ten fold. I mean, that chase at the end is terrifying. Seeing the gore would have cheapened the actual horror of the movie.
As it stands now, TCM is one of the scariest movies out there. Had it been shown in all its glory, it would have been a gore hounds dream, but not frightening at all.
VooDoo
01-26-2005, 02:04 AM
1.Phanthom of the opera (god knows how much i hate this movie,i actually fell asleep the middleofthe day)
2.haloween 3
3.the others
4.darkness
5.seeds of chucky
Gojira
01-26-2005, 06:15 AM
Hi Omen I am just one of the people who saw TCM and did not find one bit of it to be scary. I sat watching it hoping the good part would come along for me it never did. Lets take the movie the Omen which I like a great deal imagine if the big spearlike pole that kills the priest didnt show the pole go into him lets say the scene was you see the pole fall to the priest you dont see it touch him but you see him leaning next to the pole dead. If that would have been scene I am sure you would have felt jipped because you would not have seen the pole penitrate his body. So when I see Leatherface not hacking off body parts in TCm and just making motions I feel jipped to me that is not horror. Hey I could put on a mask get a chainsaw make motions as though i am hacking up a body without touching it and that would not be scary at all. I say make movies like Dr. Phibes where you see people get killed and it looks real or the Omen or movies along those lines.
The_Return
01-26-2005, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by Gojira
Hi Omen I am just one of the people who saw TCM and did not find one bit of it to be scary. I sat watching it hoping the good part would come along for me it never did. Lets take the movie the Omen which I like a great deal imagine if the big spearlike pole that kills the priest didnt show the pole go into him lets say the scene was you see the pole fall to the priest you dont see it touch him but you see him leaning next to the pole dead. If that would have been scene I am sure you would have felt jipped because you would not have seen the pole penitrate his body. So when I see Leatherface not hacking off body parts in TCm and just making motions I feel jipped to me that is not horror. Hey I could put on a mask get a chainsaw make motions as though i am hacking up a body without touching it and that would not be scary at all. I say make movies like Dr. Phibes where you see people get killed and it looks real or the Omen or movies along those lines.
It was originally titled Headcheese. Would you prefer that?
Gojira
01-26-2005, 10:02 AM
LOL are you talking about TCM headcheese LOL well at least had they gone with that title you would have expected some comedy.
hoRRoRfanatiC
01-26-2005, 02:44 PM
no order:
~seed of chucky
~scream 2
~TCSM(remake)
~darkness
~butterfly effect
(WHO THE HELL KNEW IT WAS UNDER "scifi/horror"?!?!)
Michaels Shape
01-26-2005, 03:37 PM
Again...None of the classics, you cant call yourself a horror fan.
hoRRoRfanatiC
01-26-2005, 04:00 PM
im just listing the ones that come to mind the quickest, classic horror movies have a tendency to suck less. @ least the originals.
Gojira
01-26-2005, 05:07 PM
Well if you mean classics that were made in the 50s & 60s then I agree those movies still rock and suck less.
filmmaker2
01-26-2005, 09:37 PM
Okay, ass-sucking horror flicks? I know a few. Hell, I was watching "The Creeping Terror" back in 1979. So (ahem), yeah, I do know this territory a little bit. Okay, here's my stupid list.
1. DUMB HELSING
2. CREEPING TERROR
3. MANOS: HANDS OF FATE
4. THE SEA SERPENT
5. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN
However, I enjoy watching all these movies, except for DUMB HELSING.
EXTR3MIST
01-28-2005, 12:22 PM
Hi Gojira - you're starting to make sense now.
I too have been jipped many, many times; when I hired The Shining expecting two and a half hours of Jack Nicholson cleaning his bathroom surfaces, I got some cack about extra-sensory perception and lots of snow.
So I tried again with Pitch Black - expecting to witness a night-time soccer game during floodlight failure - and got some yarn about alien creatures fighting some bloke called Riddick.
Finally, after wasting another £4 on renting The Blair Witch Project only to see no witches OR British Prime Ministers in it, I gave up.
Now I only watch films that do exactly what it says on the tin, like the brilliant Let's Hack Joey's Arms & Legs Off Part 6: The Decapitation Diaries - I tell you, you gotta see them slicing that guy's limbs off man... awesome!
AUSTIN316426808
01-28-2005, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Hi Gojira - you're starting to make sense now.
I too have been jipped many, many times; when I hired The Shining expecting two and a half hours of Jack Nicholson cleaning his bathroom surfaces, I got some cack about extra-sensory perception and lots of snow.
So I tried again with Pitch Black - expecting to witness a night-time soccer game during floodlight failure - and got some yarn about alien creatures fighting some bloke called Riddick.
Finally, after wasting another £4 on renting The Blair Witch Project only to see no witches OR British Prime Ministers in it, I gave up.
Now I only watch films that do exactly what it says on the tin, like the brilliant Let's Hack Joey's Arms & Legs Off Part 6: The Decapitation Diaries - I tell you, you gotta see them slicing that guy's limbs off man... awesome!
same thing i've been trying to get across to him but i think it's hopeless.
ClassicHorror
01-28-2005, 06:46 PM
I can't believe someone would hate a film just because of its title. Who cares if its called Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Its what inside the film that counts, you think its dull because you don't watch it with an open mind, I thought the beggining was perfect. Showing parts of a body while it shows a shot of the red sun with the title flashing on. ITS A HORROR FILM THAT GETS YOU MENTALLY, NOT SEEING THE MASSACRE MAKES YOU MAKE UP WHAT HAPPEND, THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING LOTS OF DIRECTORS DO. A cliche in horror films is exposing everything in front of you off the bat.
Tecas Chainsaw Massacre is supposed to have a realistic feeling to it, Tobe Hooper is a realistic style director. If you saw a girl getting hacked up it wouldn't be that realistic, it was different and it was gold, it changed the landmark of horror, and I LOVE IT TILL THE DAY I DIE. Thats the end of it.
Gojira
01-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Classic the people who post on this horror movie site post how they feel about movies. Some movies they like some they dont. You shouldnt take these posts personal I dont. I like to read how other fans feel about movies and why. I like to read about fans who know alot about horror movies.
Elliot_Voorhees
01-31-2005, 09:05 PM
Bah, whoever didnt like Friday the 13th 5 is weird as. Me and my friend saw it 2 nights ago and we thought it was brilliant! I don't see how you could dislike it, and I mean how cool is it when that guy at the start hacks into the fat kids back with an axe just for being cool as! haha. great film but...here's my worst 5 -
1. House of the dead...Oh god that was pathetically pathetic!
2.Summer of fear...Never seen it listed yet, still wondering why. it was gay as, i feel bad for wes craven for making it. he must of got a lot of knee deep shit.
3. Faust...Fuck, this movie shouldn't be R, it loses it's plot after a half hour, and I fell asleep. Shit man, that sucked Ass!
4. Friday the 13th V. It wasn't good...at all, as was number 2.
5. TCM (2003) that was pretty pathetic, I could definately find worse, but i cant be fuckered. The only good bit that me and my friend decided other than the great chainsaw chases was when it rained and you could see Jessica Biels Tits. *sigh* good times. Catch, Ell voorhees.
Gojira
01-31-2005, 10:42 PM
I agree any horror movie that has eye candy cant be that bad.
Nemesis412
02-01-2005, 04:19 PM
I am a Halloween Fan forever but I love the jason movie. I hated part 7 though. Thats it i loved all the others
Elliot_Voorhees
02-01-2005, 08:23 PM
"Bah, whoever didnt like Friday the 13th 5 is weird as. Me and my friend saw it 2 nights ago and we thought it was brilliant! I don't see how you could dislike it, and I mean how cool is it when that guy at the start hacks into the fat kids back with an axe just for being cool as! haha. great film but...here's my worst 5 -
1. House of the dead...Oh god that was pathetically pathetic!
2.Summer of fear...Never seen it listed yet, still wondering why. it was gay as, i feel bad for wes craven for making it. he must of got a lot of knee deep shit.
3. Faust...Fuck, this movie shouldn't be R, it loses it's plot after a half hour, and I fell asleep. Shit man, that sucked Ass!
4. Friday the 13th V. It wasn't good...at all, as was number 2.
5. TCM (2003) that was pretty pathetic, I could definately find worse, but i cant be fuckered. The only good bit that me and my friend decided other than the great chainsaw chases was when it rained and you could see Jessica Biels Tits. *sigh* good times. Catch, Ell voorhees."...
When I said that made a mistake. I said friday the 13th V was shit, I meant Nightmare on elm St. 5, yeh, sorry.
slasherman
02-02-2005, 12:31 AM
"May" a wannabe with terrible acting....and its trying to be funny but its not...:(
psychokiller
04-15-2005, 03:36 PM
my bottom 5 is as follows
5: friday the 13th 8: what is thier to say! it sucked balls!
4: nightmare on elm street 2: i am a huge fan of the nightmare series so thats why i ran back to the video store demanding a refund after watching this lump of shit! it's amazing that they made sequals after this!
3: fear.com, need there be a comment!
2: jason X, jason+space+bad script+ bad acting= #2 on my worst movies list!
1: jack frost, sot realy even a horror movie (the PG childrens version was much scarier!)
Elvis_Christ
04-15-2005, 09:40 PM
I liked Nightmare on Elm St 2 its a lot better than parts 4,5 and 6. Freddy still had a nasty edge and wasn't as cheesey as he became later on in the series. Wes Craven's New Nightmare and Freddy vs Jason have brought the series back on track in my opinon.
slasherman
04-15-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Elliot_Voorhees
Bah, whoever didnt like Friday the 13th 5 is weird as. Me and my friend saw it 2 nights ago and we thought it was brilliant!
..here's my worst 5 -
1.
2.. .
3.
4. Friday the 13th V. It wasn't good...at all, as was number 2.
5.
what the fuck should this mean ?
...anyway number 5 isnt very good..to me only number 8 and 3 are worse
...:p
dev!ls advocate
04-16-2005, 02:37 PM
man i know im gunna catch flak on this but still;
The Worst 5 Horror Movies ( In My Opinion )
1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake - OVERRATED!! ( bitch all you want, the movie wasnt good, it just wasnt scary.)
2) Secret Window - HORRIBLE movie, Johnny Depp should stick to being a pirate
3) The Village - He just should have stopped at Signs ( M. Night Shamalan... or something...)
4) Jason X - Aside from freezing the girls head in frozen Co2, they killed the series
5) Bride of Chucky - Single handedly DESTROYED Chucky's scare level
The BEST 5 Horror Movies ( Again, In MY Opinion )
1) Saw - GREATEST MOVIE EVER, the ending was the best of any horror movie I have ever seen, and trust me, I've seen a lot
2) Seven - Freeeeeeaky movie
3) Exorcist - Original - When the religious right say "The Devil Himself Was On This Film" it's gotta be good
4) The Ring - Mad props, one of the best in years
5) Ringu - The original "The Ring" Japenese horror movies are really really scary
And there you have it folks, the 5 worst, and greatest horror movies i have ever seen... take it from me, the top 5 worst, are really really bad
crippler666
04-16-2005, 08:53 PM
The Shit Films
1) The Edge Of Hell
2) 666 Demon Child
3) The Village
4) The Blair Witch
5) Catacombs
The Reasons
1) The Edge Of Hell - Green rubber starfish and a pop-up head on Satan
2) 666 Demon Child - This is just crap... of the highest calibre
3) The Village - How can a film starting off so promising, finish so crap
4) The Blair Witch - The Film Is Real (lies), The Actors Are Missing (more lies), It Was Based On Real Events (stop it now)
5) Catacombs - I can forgive crap visuals if the story was good, but no matter how psychic you are, you cannot scratch a wall, and the wound appear on someones face
dev!ls advocate
04-17-2005, 12:34 PM
i totally forgot about the blair witch project, that movie blew too
crazy raplh
04-18-2005, 03:58 AM
1 shallow graves
2. Evil sister 2
3. sandstalker
4. Mutant man
5. house of the dead.
crazy raplh
04-18-2005, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by dev!ls advocate
man i know im gunna catch flak on this but still;
The Worst 5 Horror Movies ( In My Opinion )
1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake - OVERRATED!! ( bitch all you want, the movie wasnt good, it just wasnt scary.)
4) Jason X - Aside from freezing the girls head in frozen Co2, they killed the series
The BEST 5 Horror Movies ( Again, In MY Opinion )
1) Saw - GREATEST MOVIE EVER, the ending was the best of any horror movie I have ever seen, and trust me, I've seen a lot
4) The Ring - Mad props, one of the best in years
And there you have it folks, the 5 worst, and greatest horror movies i have ever seen... take it from me, the top 5 worst, are really really bad
you are on crack.
The Mothman
04-18-2005, 08:19 AM
IDMb suggests that Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever made.
urgeok
04-18-2005, 01:14 PM
i have never seen the worst horror movies ever made - well, maybe a few .. but they are back yard amateur junk that are beneath bashing.
here's my personal list of 5 movies i thought sucked shit - on my all time hate list because they were made in a time where film makers are supposed to know better.
1) The Village the all time worst. It was an insult.
2) Resident Evil 2. Made for 14 year old boys.
3) House of the Dead. fucking stupid.
4) Secret Window. Set a new standard for predictability.
5) Jason X. unenjoyable .. even as corn.
RE2 is the only movie i dont own.
I think i'll get it and place all 5 - along with a copy of Dirty Dancing - on a special shelf of their own. Sort of a 'what not to do if you want to make a movie' manual.
slasherman
04-18-2005, 01:18 PM
hmm when people says Jason X. is one of the worst movies...they pretty much say its the worst in the series...but its not...
3, 5 and 8 are worse :(
urgeok
04-18-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
hmm when people says Jason X. is one of the worst movies...they pretty much say its the worst in the series...but its not...
3, 5 and 8 are worse :(
the older ones werent exactly shooting for the stars (pardon the pun)
they were just kids in the woods getting killed.
I expected Jason X to somehow be smarter.
there was no point in putting that film in the future .. everyone was just as stupid as ever ..
bwind22
04-18-2005, 04:23 PM
1-House of the Dead ~ Ugh.
2-The Ring ~ The makers are of The RIng are the only people who should be happy House of the Dead exists! I despised this movie!
3-Club Dread ~ They killed off the funniest character 10 minutes in and the movie proceeded to suck from there.
4-Phantasm ~ Fuck Reg.
5-Scream 2 ~ I really liked this franchise until I saw Scream 2! (Same with the Matrix series.)
ItsAlive75
04-18-2005, 06:49 PM
5. The Howling 3- Too silly.
4. Fear Dot Com- No scares, bad acting, ridiculous ending
3. Darkness Falls- I saw little girls laughing in the theatre
2. Unbreakable- If I wanted to see Samuel L Jackson fall down a flight of stairs, I'd push him
1. House of the Dead- Yeah. Yeah, just bad.
ChEEbA
04-18-2005, 08:02 PM
5. The Howling 3- Too silly.
- was that "The FAAAAARKIN' marsupials", maaaate?
Can't say I much liked ANY of those ones, 'cept for the first one.
2. Unbreakable
- Can't agree with this being defined as any kind of horror m'self, I enjoyed it, in that I personally found the thought of what "mr glass" had done in order to acheive results really fucking twisted, the handshake (and the fall haha) made the film IMO.
COMPLETELY agree on feardotcomm, the other two don't look interesting enough to even bother with.
chrissy01
04-19-2005, 12:30 AM
Worst horrors i've seen and my cousin agrees.
1. Exorcist the beginning-crap from from beginning to end.
2. Horror in the attic
3. Undead-so ver very awful
4. Cubbyhouse-crappy aussie horror
5. CUT- SHIT SHIT SHIT
Cya
urgeok
04-19-2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
5. The Howling 3- Too silly.
- was that "The FAAAAARKIN' marsupials", maaaate?
Can't say I much liked ANY of those ones, 'cept for the first one.
2. Unbreakable
- Can't agree with this being defined as any kind of horror m'self, I enjoyed it, in that I personally found the thought of what "mr glass" had done in order to acheive results really fucking twisted, the handshake (and the fall haha) made the film IMO.
COMPLETELY agree on feardotcomm, the other two don't look interesting enough to even bother with.
i thought unbreakable was brilliant .. and origional.
enjoy it more every time i see it.
crazy raplh
04-19-2005, 11:25 AM
I like it to
dev!ls advocate
04-19-2005, 04:22 PM
i totally agree, bruce willis is a god
dev!ls advocate
04-19-2005, 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dev!ls advocate
man i know im gunna catch flak on this but still;
The Worst 5 Horror Movies ( In My Opinion )
1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake - OVERRATED!! ( bitch all you want, the movie wasnt good, it just wasnt scary.)
4) Jason X - Aside from freezing the girls head in frozen Co2, they killed the series
The BEST 5 Horror Movies ( Again, In MY Opinion )
1) Saw - GREATEST MOVIE EVER, the ending was the best of any horror movie I have ever seen, and trust me, I've seen a lot
4) The Ring - Mad props, one of the best in years
And there you have it folks, the 5 worst, and greatest horror movies i have ever seen... take it from me, the top 5 worst, are really really bad
you are on crack.
i take it you disagree, well tell me why before you assume im on drugs
urgeok
04-19-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by dev!ls advocate
The Worst 5 Horror Movies ( In My Opinion )
1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Remake - OVERRATED!! ( bitch all you want, the movie wasnt good, it just wasnt scary.)
how do you figure this was overrated ?
i'm one of the only people i know that liked it ... almost everyone else trashed the hell out of it ..
alkytrio666
04-20-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by horror_spooky
Jason X was a great movie! Even though it should be listed under action since that was what the movie pretty much was. It was enjoyable and fun to finally see Jason get his ass kicked! I've been waiting for that my whole life!
First of all, Horror Spooky...are you gay? What kind of a true horror fan wants to see Jason gets his ass kicked? Do you not enjoy watching him massacre the hell out of people? That is what horror movies are about, and it usually pisses me off when the humans actually manage to beat the horror villians. *COUGH, COUGH,ALIENVSPREDATOR,COUGH*
Also, I forget who said they didn't, but I actually enjoyed Freddy Vs. Jason. I mean, it wasn't exactly like old times, but wasn't it kind of fun watching our old favorites whoop the shit out of eachother? The only part I hated was, again, how the fucking humans had to try to be the heroes. Just run away screaming like any normal person would do, let 'em duke it out themselves.
ANYWAY, enough of my bitching...
5 Worst: (Not necessarily in order)
1. Saw (I'm sorry, but is this not the most overrated movie? What I heard was it was one of the goriest, most disgusting, scariest movies ever made. It wasn't. It was actaully un-scary, though I will give the ending props, it made the movie just enough to not make me depressed over the rental price)
2. Darkness Falls
3. Boogeyman
4. Gothika
5. Predator (Dunno if that one counts, but man, I hated this movie)
<--- Also...how do you get a picture under your name?
zwoti
04-20-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by alkytrio666
<--- Also...how do you get a picture under your name?
avatar....see profile settings
urgeok
04-20-2005, 02:47 PM
dont we have a rule, that if you type fake coughing around something you type as if you are hiding the word you're typing ..... then you arent allwed to have an avatar ?
zwoti
04-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
dont we have a rule, that if you type fake coughing around something you type as if you are hiding the word you're typing ..... then you arent allwed to have an avatar ?
good idea........shall we have a poll about it :p
alkytrio666
04-20-2005, 02:59 PM
Thanks. You didn't have to be a smartass about it. But seriously, thanks.
dev!ls advocate
04-20-2005, 05:20 PM
i looked around the forums, everyone seemed to like it, if im wrong its an oops but i dont think i am... i just didnt like it... the original was better, 'cept for that sledgehammer hit it wasnt good enough for me... but hey what do i know
and alkytrio666, saw was the greatest movie i have ever seen... it was friggin awsome, the ending was the best i've ever seen in ANY movie, not just horror. And you know when he sawed off his foot, and when the detective got his head blown off, and even the blood on the floor, so how was it not gory? And you have to admit being trapped in a room, or having some crazy contraption on your head, having to find a key in a LIVING person's gut is scary... it was an awsome movie
dev!ls advocate
04-20-2005, 05:22 PM
wow urgeok that is A LOT of movies... i mean A LOT... mad props dude, i have like 20 lol... and might i say, you have some excellent taste
zwoti
04-21-2005, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by dev!ls advocate
wow urgeok that is A LOT of movies... i mean A LOT... mad props dude, i have like 20 lol... and might i say, you have some excellent taste
how did i know he'd have his one
Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2
urgeok
04-21-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
how did i know he'd have his one
Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2
i got it for $2.99 - didnt know what to expect ..
i have to admit .. there was $2.99 worth of tits in there :)
urgeok
04-21-2005, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by dev!ls advocate
wow urgeok that is A LOT of movies... i mean A LOT... mad props dude, i have like 20 lol... and might i say, you have some excellent taste
thanks, i should keep it up to date .. i have about 25 more horror movies to add at least
zwoti
04-21-2005, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
thanks, i should keep it up to date .. i have about 25 more horror movies to add at least
you might want to start catogorising them as you can only show 500 titles on screen at a time
(p.s. reason why i gave up)
urgeok
04-21-2005, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
you might want to start catogorising them as you can only show 500 titles on screen at a time
(p.s. reason why i gave up)
i doubt i'll ever hit 500 horror movies ...
i have about 1500 DVDs all together but i only bothered with horror .
maybe i'll do a seperate sci-fi ...
crazy raplh
04-21-2005, 11:34 AM
www.guzzelfish.com is a good place to store your movies.