View Full Version : The best game ever.........
Chainsaw Guy
07-30-2004, 10:10 AM
Postal 2 is the best game ever i mean how many games can you shoot somebodys head off then poar gasoline on them throw a match on then pee on them
Lucid Dreams
07-31-2004, 01:09 AM
i think i just drooled on my keyboard.....:p
Hate_Breeder
07-31-2004, 03:32 AM
Where can you get it?
Chainsaw Guy
07-31-2004, 08:20 AM
www.gopostal.com
thats the official site
KRUGERKID13
08-01-2004, 04:40 PM
Mario 64
Goldne Sun
Link to the past
Pokemon (whole serious is amazing)
Chainsaw Guy
08-02-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
Mario 64
Goldne Sun
Link to the past
Pokemon (whole serious is amazing)
what are you talkin bout
cheebacheeba
08-02-2004, 09:53 PM
He thinks you were asking him bout HIS "best games ever"...
Yeah man, I got a copy of P2 even though my WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY banned it...
My favourite is to walk around with my dick swingin', piss up in a bitches face and when they throwing up from it, douse 'em and set them alight, just to watch them running around on fire, still barfing like a dirty burning-ass motherfucker...
Vodstok
08-03-2004, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
He thinks you were asking him bout HIS "best games ever"...
Yeah man, I got a copy of P2 even though my WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY banned it...
My favourite is to walk around with my dick swingin', piss up in a bitches face and when they throwing up from it, douse 'em and set them alight, just to watch them running around on fire, still barfing like a dirty burning-ass motherfucker...
Holy shit dude.....lol.....
I may have toget this... My fiance will give that "grow up" look, but i dont care. that is fucking funny....:)
Chainsaw Guy
08-04-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
He thinks you were asking him bout HIS "best games ever"...
Yeah man, I got a copy of P2 even though my WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY banned it...
My favourite is to walk around with my dick swingin', piss up in a bitches face and when they throwing up from it, douse 'em and set them alight, just to watch them running around on fire, still barfing like a dirty burning-ass motherfucker...
i like to do this to its really funny
cheebacheeba
08-04-2004, 08:56 PM
Seeing them piss themselves when you stungun 'em is pretty funny too...
I also like just kicking decapitated heads around and getting the variety reactions from various "people"...some of 'em hurl, some of them laugh, some run screaming.
The level design really sucks and is actually quite boring, but as an outlet, it's excellent.
I wonder if in postal 3 you'll get to knee guys in the balls, or sever limbs to use as weapons? And nothing would beat a good old fashioned baseball bat.
^ATTENTION running scissors development team^
dantehorrorfan
08-05-2004, 08:49 AM
mine is devil may cry resident evil halo and star wars knights of the old republic
Chainsaw Guy
08-05-2004, 04:39 PM
Listen i dont give a shit what your favorite games are im advertising this game
cheebacheeba
08-06-2004, 04:34 AM
That's two of the same fuckups....what a coincidence.
Lucid Dreams
08-11-2004, 05:28 PM
i just d/led the demo of P2...and holy shit that game kicks ass..and only 4 $20 bux...thats friggen awesome!
dantehorrorfan
08-13-2004, 07:47 AM
dude i dont care i like devil may cry better but p2 is good too
cheebacheeba
08-17-2004, 06:35 PM
YOU DICK!
Shut the fuck up with the devil may cry shit already, ok?
If you READ the rest of the fucking thread, you'd maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE understand that THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE GAMES, we are talking about Postal 2, and only postal 2, if you got something else to say, say it somePLACE else, alright, fool?
dantehorrorfan
08-19-2004, 03:38 AM
dude fuck u
cheebacheeba
08-19-2004, 04:11 AM
fuck YOURSELF clown...maybe when you stop coming across as completely fucking dyslexic, I'll give you a better reply.
dantehorrorfan
08-19-2004, 06:24 AM
HAHAHAHA your funny:D
hey, whoa, WHOA, hold the fucking phone here, there is a game out where you can piss on a chick then light her on fire?? is it true? have my real life events been transformed into a video game format? fuck this im buying it
hey, please tell me there is a secret code i can enter that lets me throat fuck chicks in this game, if so im leaving right now to go buy it
Lucid Dreams
08-20-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Oats
hey, please tell me there is a secret code i can enter that lets me throat fuck chicks in this game, if so im leaving right now to go buy it
ugh...not that i know of...umm...right...:eek:
cheebacheeba
08-20-2004, 07:04 PM
No, as close as it gets to sex crimes would be pissing on people...
As for purely MENTAL violence, it's got it in spades.
You most likely wont find it on the shelves, as
1: It's banned in quite a few places
2: It's not very new anymore.
Go to www.gopostal.com to buy it from them directly. The game we're referring to is postal 2. Postal 1 comes free with it I think, but is an almost totally different game.
Mr. Nash
09-16-2004, 05:21 PM
Ew. Swinging peters, burning people to a crisp, and pissing in faces? !I GOT TO OWN THIS GAME!
cheebacheeba
09-16-2004, 05:45 PM
Aw, man!!!...I just saw a trailer for the expansion pack - Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend....you guys GOTTA check that out...
Mr. Nash
09-16-2004, 06:06 PM
Link please?
Man... that game's so horribly sick its just great....
the scene with the church is so sick.... awesome
cheebacheeba
09-17-2004, 05:58 PM
Nash, gopostal.com is the site you're after, there should be the trailer for Apocalypse Weekend there.
If not google "postal 2 apocalypse weekend trailer" or something of the like.
Stingy Jack
09-18-2004, 03:23 AM
I like Twister.
Chainsaw Guy
10-04-2004, 05:48 PM
wow i sold alot of copies the best part is when you decapitate the red necks with a shovel and piss on them after they put you in a gimp suit