Sex, Marriage, Kids

[HappyCamper]

Guys:

If you could only be with 3 celebrities, and out of these three, you could only marry one, which one would you marry, which one would you want to have your kids, and which one would you want to use just for sex?

[Vodstok]

Anjelina Jolie.

What? Thats my answer for all three.

[Hate_Breeder]

Marry:Christina Scabbia

Kids:Keira Knightley

Hot Sex:Jenn Rivell

[orangestar]

girls cant do this?

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by orangestar
girls cant do this?

I don't see why they couldn't.

[Egekrusher]

I'd be fighting Vod for Angelina.

[orangestar]

good.

marry: Joel Stein (of Time magazine, I go for the intellectuals)

kids: Jake Gyllenhaal

sex: hmm toss up between Brad Pitt and George Clooney

[Stingy Jack]

I was actually going to choose Angelina Jolie for all three myself ... but I opted not to respond to this thread until I checked some of the other responses. Damn me for missing it.

I also would choose Katie Holmes for sex. She's just so gosh-darned cute, and I bet she is an animal in the sack. ;) But, I know that I would probably get tired of her after a while.

Yeah, Angelina Jolie. She's sexy as hell, and quite brilliant. Although, she's a fuckin' weirdo.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Although, she's a fuckin' weirdo.

Who doesnt like a good weirdo every once and a while though?

[Vodstok]

I love weirdos :)

[Stingy Jack]

No, no, no. I'm not talking about "personality quirk" weird. I'm talking about taking your brother to the academy awards as a date and kiss him all night long like he was your goddam husband wierd. That's a little too weird for my tastes.

[HappyCamper]

Marry: Lucy Liu

Kids: Mariska Hargitay

SEX: Catherine Bell (some nice big tatas!)

[Hate_Breeder]

George Clooney is a bad ass mo fo! :cool:

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by MD2
Turned into a brilliant actor. Far cry from his days on The Facts of Life. Impresses me w/ each performance.


I loved him in O Brother Where Art Thou

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I love weirdos :)

Me too.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
No, no, no. I'm not talking about "personality quirk" weird. I'm talking about taking your brother to the academy awards as a date and kiss him all night long like he was your goddam husband wierd. That's a little too weird for my tastes.

At least shes open to new things :rolleyes: lol :D

[fluffho]

angelina jolie

.... not going to explain my answer there

anyways my male version of the answer.

Mine

honestly... i dont find too many celebrities attractive..

[mothermold]

...ahh i see this is like marry,f#@k,kill.same premise only well...these are your options instead.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Anjelina Jolie.

What? Thats my answer for all three.

me, similar answer



Kate Beckinsale for all three

[bloodrayne]

I can't get into celebrities...I'm not into looks, and they just don't seem to have anything else...Shallow, self-absorbed, materialistic, etcetera...

Besides...I already have what I want for all three;)

[meetthecreeper]

I am already married and have kids so I will just stick with the sex part.

1. Ingrid Bergman-anyone that can make Bogie fall in love has got my vote

2. Rita Hayworth- cant remember the film but I still cant get her beautiful face out of my head.

3. Jennifer Lopez-some guys are Boob men, me I am an assman, oh yea and any chick with hot legs.

Boy I sure miss the 80s minnie skirts and tight jeans.*heavy breathing, parts hair with tongue*

I dont find 2 many actresses these days very attractive, mostly because of the same reasons Bloodrayne gave.

Oh yea and any Rockabilly chicks

[meetthecreeper]

I almost forgot Sally HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Arioch]

Brad Pitt is THE most OVERRATED sex symbol in Hollywood. This is just my opinion, of course.

Thats funny, i was just thinking that SAME EXACT thing for Jolie.....goddamn how can anyone think those oversized lips are attractive....

"Its like a baboon's ass on a face!!" - Lois (family guy)

[Egekrusher]

I don't know what it is...

Yes I do.

1. She's intelligent.
2. She's full of life.
3. I like those lips.
4. She has an animal magnetism that makes me happy in the pants.

[Arioch]

2 words:

TOMB RAIDER


*vomits*

[Egekrusher]

3 words:

TOMB RAIDER=SEX

[Arioch]

3 words:

TOMB RAIDER=SEX

You men are all alike:rolleyes:

[Egekrusher]

Honestly, I'm one of the least horny guys you could ever meet. Let's just say I have some.. intimacy problems.

[Arioch]

Honestly, I'm one of the least horny guys you could ever meet. Let's just say I have some.. intimacy problems.

For real....i can definitly identify with you here.....

[Egekrusher]

I mostly just act like that for show. I don't want to look like an impotent bastard.

[Chainsaw Guy]

Pam anderson for all 3

[Plaguewind]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Marry:Christina Scabbia




After she takes some more singing lessons, I hope?

[Plaguewind]

Originally posted by Arioch
For real....i can definitly identify with you here.....


Thanks, man thought I was the only one!

[bwind22]

Marry - Cameron Diaz - She seems pretty down to Earth, plus she's hot as hell and pretty smart.

Fuck - Tiffani Amber Thiessen (Mmmm.... Kelly Kapowski....)

Kids - Not sure on this one, but I'd pick someone that's already been through menopause here because I don't want any kids. Madonna, maybe?

[Arioch]

Pam anderson for all 3

This girl who cut my hair recently looked JUST like Pam a. I can't stand that look personally....dark tanned skin with bleach blonde hair = *PUKE*

Marry - Cameron Diaz - She seems pretty down to Earth, plus she's hot as hell and pretty smart.

See above.....damn a whole lot of vomiting on this thread:p

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I almost forgot Sally HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT

Calabrese is going to play a song at the end of the movie :)

[Arioch]

What movie?

[Hate_Breeder]

Chainsaw Sally. www.calabreserock.com its on the front page.

Blood In My Eyes will roll when the credits come on

[Arioch]

yay for them i guess:rolleyes:

*makes no attempt to hide jealousy*

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Arioch
yay for them i guess:rolleyes:

*makes no attempt to hide jealousy*

Its alright Arioch. I can guarantee you'll make it, because i heard Never Again and i was blown away :eek:

[Arioch]

Hey thx HB, but as of yet im on no movies.....dispite writing a song specifically for that purpose and having the filmaker bail out after i was done......fucker:mad:

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Arioch
Hey thx HB, but as of yet im on no movies.....dispite writing a song specifically for that purpose and having the filmaker bail out after i was done......fucker:mad:

Thats brutal dude. Yeah but any other possible chances yet?

[Arioch]

nothing yet....but ive lost alot of faith in people who are saying they are making a movie....especially when they are below the age of 25....just fucking unprofessional...

And bunn100 never comes to the site anymore either....he better not...id tear his ass apart...

[Hate_Breeder]

Yeah ive never met him but so far hes a twat. :mad: I would flip out if that shit happened to me

[wufong]

would it matter what celeb you married, had kids with or had sex with? cause either way ya gonna get to fuck em all.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by wufong
would it matter what celeb you married, had kids with or had sex with? cause either way ya gonna get to fuck em all.

I was thinking the same thing. :)

[fluffho]

Originally posted by Arioch
Hey thx HB, but as of yet im on no movies.....dispite writing a song specifically for that purpose and having the filmaker bail out after i was done......fucker:mad:

hehehe.. thats kinda funny. but that sucks ballz

[LilMissScareAll]

Marry: Tom Green

Sex: Jared Leto

Kids: I don't want any but if I had to pick, one of the guys I mentioned above...doesn't matter which. If they were Jared's kids they'd be pretty(unless they took all their looks after me)...and if they were Tom's, they'd probably be crazy kids. :D

[Arioch]

hehehe.. thats kinda funny. but that sucks ballz

Ya, it turns out he was just a kid with big aspirations....he had no financial or professional way to put a movie together....the problem lies in the fact that i was mislead to believe he WAS....he couldv'e been fucking honest about it....

He didn't have the balls to step up and tell me the situation as it was...he had me write this song...then never talked to me (or got on this board) again....fucking SHADY shit....and completely unprofessional....

[orangestar]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll


Sex: Jared Leto




ooh forgot about him. One of the best looking men in Hollywood. definetly the best looking guy who is content with keeping smaller roles. He should be a leading man....god he's gorgeous.

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by orangestar
ooh forgot about him. One of the best looking men in Hollywood. definetly the best looking guy who is content with keeping smaller roles. He should be a leading man....god he's gorgeous.

He's definitely the best looking man I've EVER seen. :D

[VisionOfBlood]

hmmm....well id have to say my baby anthony for all 3 (lucid dreams) he's so sexi!

and if i had to do this then

marry: vile valo (lead singer from him)

kids: michael hutchence (if he was still alive-they make those aussies hot!)

sex: and sex its a toss up between vile and angelina jolie (what can i say im bi :D ). hell maybe both!

[Haunted]

I sooo hate celebrities. I might have to REALLY think about this and get back to you.