If Your Life Were A Movie...

[bloodrayne]

What would it be called?

I think mine would probably be something like..."Scorpio's Lair"...Just because I'm a Scorpio and I almost never leave my house...I know, boooring...But, I think for the most part, it would be a Comedy:D

What about you guys?

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Shadows Bend

[Egekrusher]

Boring Depressed Nerd

I don't think it would do so hot.

[Vodstok]

Hmmmmm.... "Computer Nerd gets a House"

Kind of a mix of office space and hackers, only not nearly as funny or cool.

[Mental Sidecase]

"Bloody Grave Stone"
or
"Bleeding Grave Stone"
or my favorite,
"Tormented Mind"

[Egekrusher]

Ideally, it would be called "Stoner Kid Goes Fucking Nuts".

[newb]

"The Passion of the Newb"

[carnage]

carnage goes to White Castle (mmmmm white castle)

[movieman64]

If it involved my ex-wife it would have to be...Creature from the Black Lagoon.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

"Necrophilia 2: Sometimes you just feel like cracking open a cold one..........again"

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
"Necrophilia 2: Sometimes you just feel like cracking open a cold one..........again"


LOL *gag* *cough* *hack* ROTFL


Oh shit that was funny. Disgusting, but funny.


You arent really bangin corpses are you? I know tech support can be trying, but really....

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL *gag* *cough* *hack* ROTFL


Oh shit that was funny. Disgusting, but funny.


You arent really bangin corpses are you? I know tech support can be trying, but really....


lol I'd probably rather do that, than to EVER go back to tech support...lol paycut would be an understatement.

NOTE: Just because they are breathing does NOT mean they are alive. *grinz*

[Egekrusher]

So what do you do now Je Suis?

[Je Suis Phnomne]

*star wars spoof* Episode IXXMICIII "Darth Vibrator" with the "climactic" (no pun intended*grinz*) scene....

"Luke *heavy breathing, followed by humming buzz sounds* .....I am your father"

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
So what do you do now Je Suis?

Project Controls for a company that repairs Nuclear and Coal Fired power plants across the US. I travel from state to state setting up contracts for jobs, review the specs. create a schedule, hire the staff needed and manpower. *loaf and get paid until the work is done* Invoice the client and collect payment.

certainly much more involved but Ive got a bit of Fluffitis and feeling too lazy to type it all up.

[Egekrusher]

Jesus man. You must be pretty well set financially.

[Stingy Jack]

Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Jesus man. You must be pretty well set financially.

Im comfortable, though there is always room for improvement lol

[newb]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.

You can always rent the movie.:D

http://www.lovetripper.com/issues/issue-41/wuthering-heights.jpg

[fluffho]

be called 'weirdo' or something weird like that

and it would be.... probably a comedy. but with some yelling and kicking thrown in. u know, angry type stuff

and of COURSE, it would be sexy

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.

Kate Bush has a rather nice song by that name.

[Hate_Breeder]

My life would be either "Being John Malcovich" or "About Schmiddt"

I dont know why About Schmiddt, my life is nothing like that lol. :confused:

[meetthecreeper]

"Meet the Creeper" of course or " Where am I going and why am I in this Handbasket?"..........It would be a lot of anger, a little tragedy, a lot of adventure, a lot of comedy, and a little love story thrown in.


Often wonder how some of us (myself included) make it thru all this and still survive.

[Vodstok]

2 answers

Happy: Will to live

realist: None of us will kill ourselves, mostly because we dont think THAT would be any better.

[deadandgone]

mine would be callled plee for death

[ShankS]

In my wayward days, it'd have to be called....

Beer Fest Massacre


not sure about these days though.

[Dark_Deacon]

"I hardly knew myself" thats what mine would be

[Ritualistic]

psycho (because i have a bitch mother) LOL

[Arioch]

The Cell, but only the scenes in the schizophrenics mind....that describes the way im feeling alot of the time...

Maybe cross that with the movie Powder....that would be about it...

[Gravegirl666]

mine would be a nightmare before gravegirl or...gravegirl and the argonauts...with a dash of vampire princess gravegirl monty python and the holy gravegirl= lady death comic with benny hill music

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gravegirl666
mine would be a nightmare before gravegirl or...gravegirl and the argonauts...with a dash of vampire princess gravegirl monty python and the holy gravegirl= lady death comic with benny hill music

I would be Sparticus?

[Gravegirl666]

yes., ..and i suspect your after my golden fleece

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gravegirl666
yes., ..and i suspect your after my golden fleece

Oh but of course! ;)

[Gravegirl666]

:D many men have died trying to get it

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gravegirl666
:D many men have died trying to get it

But i will not! :cool:

[Gravegirl666]

let me guess....because you wear your sunglasses at night?

[Hate_Breeder]

So i can, so i can hide :cool:

[Gravegirl666]

but i can still see you. :rolleyes:

[Hate_Breeder]

No..............................IM TRANSPARENT! I swear

[Gravegirl666]

then whats that?? *points*

[Hate_Breeder]

Im going to pull a Ege right now







"Hey whats that on your shoe? *runs away*"

[mothermold]

american movie.in which case i'd take it back,tell the clerk it was f#&&&&&&&&ked up and exchange it fer something funny:eek: :D

[nine9]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
What would it be called?

I think mine would probably be something like..."Scorpio's Lair"...Just because I'm a Scorpio and I almost never leave my house...I know, boooring...But, I think for the most part, it would be a Comedy:D

What about you guys?

This is my life!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

I am becoming more and more a hermit!

The day nine turned inside out...............hows that! LOL! Bound to happen soon!:( :D