Ode to Poop Part Deux

[Egekrusher]

Poop makes us all feel happy,
Even when we feel sad;
Unless it's green or red -
You don't want that, that's bad.
Poop relieves our intestines,
And helps us stay healthy;
If poop was money,
I'd be really wealthy.
If poop were my god,
I'd kiss your ass;
If there was one thing I wouldn't poop,
It would be glass.
I like to poop everywhere,
Even outside;
But I prefer to sit on a toilet,
And enjoy the ride.

[allmykids]

OK!!! :eek:

[newb]

I've been waiting for days for another poop thread. Because.........
.....I GOT THE SCOOP ON POOP.

What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.
What other colors of poop are possible?
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by newb
I've been waiting for days for another poop thread. Because.........
.....I GOT THE SCOOP ON POOP.

What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.
What other colors of poop are possible?
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.

What i want to know is how the hell do you find that stuff lol??? :confused:

[newb]

Some people are into political debates or debates questioning the existence of God. Me..............I'm into crap.



















or I did a google search for poop.:)

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by newb
I EAT FECES!!!!!

I guess that works too lol ;)

[newb]

Lets not start another food topic here. Got everybody hungry last night.;)

[Hate_Breeder]

HAHAHHAHAH :D

[nv.]

Wow newb...I can honestly say i'm a poop expert now..Thanks!

[newb]

My goal is to inform the uninformed. Most people take poop for granted.:D

[nv.]

My bf shows me his poop on occasion...like he's proud of it or something...weird.
Well anyways now I can tell him about his poop.

'no, no, no, that's corn dumbass' and
'you gotta take the wrapper off first.....jeez'



:D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by nv.
My bf shows me his poop on occasion...like he's proud of it or something...weird.
Well anyways now I can tell him about his poop.

'no, no, no, that's corn dumbass' and
'you gotta take the wrapper off first.....jeez'



:D

[newb]

Originally posted by nv.
My bf shows me his poop on occasion...like he's proud of it or something...weird.


hmmmmm......I think it may be time to re-evaluate your current relationship. Although they do say love is blind......I'm not too sure on the other senses.

[nv.]

HAHAHA...that's great. Zwoti..I've been waiting for that pic...yay!

Thanks for the tip Newb...Although he is a bit weird sometimes...I love him anyways. I know, I know...I'm a sucker.

[kpropain]

LMFAO @ Zwoti


Ege do you get interested by poop and piss porn? LOL you sure do have a fascination with it....:p

[Freddy Krueger.]

God, another reason this site sucks like a loose whore.

[newb]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
God, another reason this site sucks like a loose whore.

And yet....your here everyday. Adding to the site with your words of wisdom.

[nv.]

hehehe....he got you there...

[Freddy Krueger.]

But of course I am here. Why wouldn't I be? This is the site for which I came. I always come back to see how it going. To see if idiots are still plaguing this site with these stupid Threads. I had hoped that it wouldn't last long. Like a fad, if you will. But sadly, the stupidity continues.

[Egekrusher]

And just what the fuck else is there to talk about, huh?

Where are your GENIUS thread ideas? Until you start making threads that are worthwhile, I expect you to keep your goddamn mouth shut.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Spoken like a true idiot.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Spoken like a true idiot.

Please, then, enlighten me. Point me to the last good thread that you made. Not that you participated in, but one that you made all on your own.

[Freddy Krueger.]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake (theater version) (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8346) Happy?

[Egekrusher]

That's better. I don't want to argue, so I won't point out the fact that the thread was made AFTER I said that...

oops.

[Egekrusher]

No harsh feelings or anything, but please, don't crap on my threads.