cheebacheeba
07-24-2004, 07:08 PM
Well, I said it all in the thread title, so don't play it like I didn't warn you.
It's contemplation time...
GUYS: What would be worse?
A: Having the skin on your penis sliced off, then rubbing salt onto yo' raw dog?
B: Having a testicle placed on a bench and smashed with a hammer?
C: Having a nailgun fired throught the head of your penis, pulling the nail out, and dressing the wound with a caustic soda/vinegar solution?
GIRLS: What would be worse?
A: Having your breasts sliced right down the middle from top to bottom with an electric carving knife coated in sand?
B: Having your clit (and surrounding area) removed with a sharpened, jagged melon-baller?
C: Inserting a peice of shovel-handle wrapped in coarse sandpaper into your pussy, then ripping it out as fast as you can?
EVERYONE: Again, what would be worse?
A: Being tied down facing upright, and having both your upper and lower eyelids sliced off, and finely ground cayenne pepper poured into your wide open eyeballs in piles, then slapped down?
B: Having a sharp kitchen knife slowly pushed up into the area between your chin and throat, through into your mouth, through your tongue, and out through your upper lip?
C: having a power drill go through the middle of the front of your arm, all the way out through your elbow, set on slow speed?
Thankyou for your time.
It's contemplation time...
GUYS: What would be worse?
A: Having the skin on your penis sliced off, then rubbing salt onto yo' raw dog?
B: Having a testicle placed on a bench and smashed with a hammer?
C: Having a nailgun fired throught the head of your penis, pulling the nail out, and dressing the wound with a caustic soda/vinegar solution?
GIRLS: What would be worse?
A: Having your breasts sliced right down the middle from top to bottom with an electric carving knife coated in sand?
B: Having your clit (and surrounding area) removed with a sharpened, jagged melon-baller?
C: Inserting a peice of shovel-handle wrapped in coarse sandpaper into your pussy, then ripping it out as fast as you can?
EVERYONE: Again, what would be worse?
A: Being tied down facing upright, and having both your upper and lower eyelids sliced off, and finely ground cayenne pepper poured into your wide open eyeballs in piles, then slapped down?
B: Having a sharp kitchen knife slowly pushed up into the area between your chin and throat, through into your mouth, through your tongue, and out through your upper lip?
C: having a power drill go through the middle of the front of your arm, all the way out through your elbow, set on slow speed?
Thankyou for your time.