The worst and best way to die?

[Egekrusher]

What would be the worst and best way to die for you personally?

Worst- Suffocation. I used to have asthma, and now I am SO afraid of suffocating to death it's absurd.

Best- Shotgun to the head. Quick. Painless. Though I feel sorry for the person who finds me and the person that has to clean me up.

[bwind22]

Best - Peacefully, in my sleep following sex with Swedish triplets.

Worst - I've always had a fear of being a car that went over a bridge into a river and then being unable to get out. So I guess that would suck pretty bad to be stuck in your seatbelt as the car slowly fills up with water as it sinks to the bottom of the river and you just know you're fucked the whole time.

[Vodstok]

Best: Shot in my sleep. Never see it coming. Okay, so i hate to think of this ever happenein, and i would rather nopt die altogether but, its an answer.

Worst: Covered in honey and stuck ina room full of thousands of wasps, bees, ants and spiders, with aggression pheremones being blown in every so often....

i think i once suggested this as fitting punishment for pedophiles :)

[orangestar]

Best- Slipping away in your sleep. Hopefully dreaming of something nice.

Worst- Slowly suffocaring while periodically being burned with a blowtorch.

[Vodstok]

You know what? I think John Wayne Gacy's victims got it the worst... He bumfucked them while strangling them. He would get them to just almost dead, then revive them and start all over.

and he claimed he didnt know where the bodies came from.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Best: during sex those two hot girls across the street.

Worst: forced to watch Education Televison for children till dead. Or for me, being hanged. I was hung once. I do it a lot to scare people. But it doesn't snap my neck. Strong neck muscels perhaps? I have to hang like forever till finally my oxygen supply is gone I don't want to die bored from waiting to die. Unless there are bricks tied to my feet and I am dropped from high above, my neck wont snap. Great for if I join a Mafia and the enemy hangs me. Act dead. Then when they are gone, BOO!

[Vodstok]

I think these days they just shoot you and your freinds and family. Nothing too creative any more.

[jay o2 waster]

all of the above:rolleyes:

[massacre man]

worst-being devoured by zombies


best-thrown onto a tree and then turned into paper and have an episode of simpsons ritten on me

[Stingy Jack]

Worst: Being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an anaconda. I mean, it swallows your ass whole, then you have sit in its digestive juices until you die. That's gotta suck.

Best: I agree with Orangestar. Slipping off in your sleep after living to a rip old age.

[Hate_Breeder]

Best: Having sex with the love of my life. Then after we're done, crying we both kiss each other for the last time as she blows my brains out.


Worst: Drowning, being betrayed, Aids, Stabbed repeatedly and so much more

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Worst: Being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an anaconda. I mean, it swallows your ass whole, then you have sit in its digestive juices until you die. That's gotta suck.

Best: I agree with Orangestar. Slipping off in your sleep after living to a rip old age. the simpsons one is better

or i would like to die watching simpsons

[cheebacheeba]

Worst :
Suffering from any hugely debilitating disease, such as A.I.D.S among many others. Basically, anything that makes life SUCK over your last few years, especially at a young-ish age.

Best :
To have a drip attatched to your arm (after an excellent meal of course, and saying all you had to say to those who mattered),
be put to sleep via anaesthesia, be enjoying a dream while euthanasia was delivered via the pre-attatched drip, so you wouldn't even feel the needle. I figure even if you knew you were gonna die, if you were dreaming at the time, your mind would at least have the chance to be wondering elsewhere for a while.

[fluffho]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Worst: Being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an anaconda. I mean, it swallows your ass whole, then you have sit in its digestive juices until you die.

they choke u first. if ur thrashing around itll damage their insides

[Stingy Jack]

Oh. In that case being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an army of ants.

[fluffho]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Oh. In that case being slowly eaten alive from toe to head by an army of ants.

make that bullet ants ;)

kina fits in with the whole gun issue making it that much cooler

[Stingy Jack]

Bullet ants it be (whatever the FUCK those are) ;)

[fluffho]

Paraponera clavata is best known for its giant size and unusually severe sting. Workers are 18-25 mm. (up to 1 in.) long and look like stout, reddish-black, wingless wasps. Their stings are the most painful and debilitating known for any insect (Schmidt 1986, 1990).

The venom is neurotoxic (Schmidt 1986), blocks insect central nervous system transmission, and is agonistic to mammalian smooth muscle (Piek et al. 1991). Paraponera is not aggressive except when defending self or territory. When their nest is disturbed, defenders swarm out, release a heavy musky odor, stridulate an audible warning (Janzen & Carroll 1983), then grab and impale intruders.

Intense pain typically lasts 3-5 hours then lessens over the next day. Severe pain may be accompanied by trembling, perspiration, nausea, and inability to use an injured arm or leg.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Best: Having sex with the love of my life. Then after we're done, crying we both kiss each other for the last time as she blows my brains out.

Still the best way to go.






























And yes i did quote myself :)

[HappyCamper]

Hey bwind22

a woman here in Jacksonville, FL died in that exact way just recently.

She was on a bridge, and lost control of her car, unfortunately she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, she got thrown from the car, went off the bridge and fell to the water below and the drop is like a 100 ft or so. They spent hours looking for her body, I don't think they have found her body.

What sucks is I have to drive over that bridge TWO times a day when I go to work. Now I drive in the center lane of the bridge, wear my seatbelt, and go the speedlimit, they bridge scares the hell out me!

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by fluffho
Paraponera clavata is best known for its giant size and unusually severe sting. Workers are 18-25 mm. (up to 1 in.) long and look like stout, reddish-black, wingless wasps. Their stings are the most painful and debilitating known for any insect (Schmidt 1986, 1990).

The venom is neurotoxic (Schmidt 1986), blocks insect central nervous system transmission, and is agonistic to mammalian smooth muscle (Piek et al. 1991). Paraponera is not aggressive except when defending self or territory. When their nest is disturbed, defenders swarm out, release a heavy musky odor, stridulate an audible warning (Janzen & Carroll 1983), then grab and impale intruders.

Intense pain typically lasts 3-5 hours then lessens over the next day. Severe pain may be accompanied by trembling, perspiration, nausea, and inability to use an injured arm or leg.

Christ on a stick! Those things have no right existing.

[HappyCamper]

Originally posted by fluffho
Paraponera clavata is best known for its giant size and unusually severe sting. Workers are 18-25 mm. (up to 1 in.) long and look like stout, reddish-black, wingless wasps. Their stings are the most painful and debilitating known for any insect (Schmidt 1986, 1990).

The venom is neurotoxic (Schmidt 1986), blocks insect central nervous system transmission, and is agonistic to mammalian smooth muscle (Piek et al. 1991). Paraponera is not aggressive except when defending self or territory. When their nest is disturbed, defenders swarm out, release a heavy musky odor, stridulate an audible warning (Janzen & Carroll 1983), then grab and impale intruders.

Intense pain typically lasts 3-5 hours then lessens over the next day. Severe pain may be accompanied by trembling, perspiration, nausea, and inability to use an injured arm or leg.

That's my best way to die. I hate to think what my worst way is.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Still the best way to go.

And yes i did quote myself :)

Actually, I take mine back. THAT is the best way to go.

You're quite the romantic man.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Actually, I take mine back. THAT is the best way to go.

You're quite the romantic man.

I know. I cant help it. It just comes naturally. If i could stop it i would. Wait......no i wouldnt lol :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Sorry im bumping this thread cause its awesome and i would like to hear some more opinions

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Sorry im bumping this thread cause its awesome and i would like to hear some more opinions i thought of another being cornered by freddy jason leatherface and michael myers would be cool

[bwind22]

Originally posted by massacre man
best-thrown onto a tree and then turned into paper and have an episode of simpsons ritten on me


Hahahaha! lmao.

That is far and away the best one anyone has posted!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
Hahahaha! lmao.

That is far and away the best one anyone has posted! yay people like my death

[cheebacheeba]

I heard this a while ago...apparently drowning aint all that bad a way to go, I mean, it'd be fucked up no doubt, but (again) apparently it's been theorised that after the panic reaction and inhaling a shitload of water, you kinda get into this weird state of serenity before you slip out of conciousness, and die.

Anyone else heard this one?

[evil never dies]

best: bullet to the head no pain and quick
(not my idea but I agree with this)

worst: eaten by a cannibal with boiling water and vegtebels

[massacre man]

Originally posted by evil never dies
best: bullet to the head no pain and quick

worst: eaten by a cannibel with boiling water and vegtebels freddykrueger. is gonna be mad at you

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by massacre man
freddykrueger. is gonna be mad at you

why?

[evil never dies]

I see I'll fix it

[mothermold]

it's better to burn out than to fade away.

[evil never dies]

Originally posted by mothermold
it's better to burn out than to fade away.

if you burn you feel pain and you not in a scond die its a slow proccess

[sugar shane]

worst- getting stuffed into a wooden barrel, having large spikes nailed into it and being kicked down a hill, crash into a tree, be thrown 20 feet, land in a clearing where Michael Flatley is rehearsing "Lord of the Dance", and having him trample me with his feet while he dances his unholy jig.



best- in a fight to the death with Micheal Flatley, having just struck the death blow and watched him expire, then pass out from exaustion and die in my sleep

what do you think?

[Hate_Breeder]

mine wins! :D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
why? they spelled cannibal wrong

[ShankS]

worst way fro me must be falling from a great height, like from a high building.... being able to see the ground getting closer with the inevitability of knowing whats gona happen when you hit the ground.


and the best, when and If I reach 80 years old whilst being a sugar daddy and having a horny 25 year old blond shag me to death......ooooww what a way to go.

[natas]

The best- In my sleep...that way its painless and I won't know ahead of time that I'm dying. Don't want to think about it.



Worst- Being killed by someone you love. It will not only be physically painful but also mentally.

[Amalthea]

Best:Sleeping too

Worst:Fire, stabbed, killed by a loved one or heatstroke.

[fluffho]

best: either sleeping, or in the line of duty

worst: drowning and left at sea for a while

mainly because my body would bloat up and probably get eaten a bit and then i couldnt have a nice funeral cuz it would hafto be closed casket and stuff

meaning int he best death, i dont want to be shot in the face.