Cleaning Tips

[bloodrayne]

How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he/her will dry themselves off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog


So...You guys got any cleaning tips?:D

[Hate_Breeder]

Thats kinda messed up Rayne....................funny but messed up lol :D

I have a question. How the hell do you get hair off of the counter. IT NEVER LEAVES!

[jay o2 waster]

hire someone to do it for u

[ShankS]

I dont hav to clean my crapper, I go round my neighbours houses and crap in theirs.




ok you get a sensible one :D

dont use washing up liquid thats used for cleaning dishes, to wash the car, even though it sounds like a good idea, it's got salt agents in it that is bad for the paint..... I know so many people that do this.

[zwoti]

not gonna like that

[bwind22]

Here's another couple of helpful bathroom hints...


-For cleaning mirrors, try using Windex or some other glass cleaning product.

-Not a cleaing hint, but still good advice. Girls should get accustomed to putting the toilet seat down for themselves. We need it up, you need it down. We put it up, you put it down. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp, yet every guy out there has been bitched at by a woman who thinks he should have put the seat down.

-If you take a stinky shit, spray some damn air freshner. No one wants to walk into a toxic cloud of your stinky shit fumes.

-If you are ever at Egekrusher's house, don't use his washcloth or you might find some dingleberries in your beard.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by bwind22
Here's another couple of helpful bathroom hints...


-For cleaning mirrors, try using Windex or some other glass cleaning product.

-Not a cleaing hint, but still good advice. Girls should get accustomed to putting the toilet seat down for themselves. We need it up, you need it down. We put it up, you put it down. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp, yet every guy out there has been bitched at by a woman who thinks he should have put the seat down.

-If you take a stinky shit, spray some damn air freshner. No one wants to walk into a toxic cloud of your stinky shit fumes.

-If you are ever at Egekrusher's house, don't use his washcloth or you might find some dingleberries in your beard. LMAO...That was too damned funny...

Actually...For windows, mirrors and other glass...Use alcohol and coffee filters...They are both very cheap...They don't leave any streaks or lint (like paper towels do)

[Freddy Krueger.]

I don't know why bitches go crazy with the whole toilet seat thing. But whats so hard about putting the seat down? Not much work. Thats why I always put it down. To make those bitches shut the fuck up.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
I don't know why bitches go crazy with the whole toilet seat thing. But whats so hard about putting the seat down? Not much work. Thats why I always put it down. To make those bitches shut the fuck up. something i dont get

they ask us to put the seat down for them but they dont put the seat up for us

[massacre man]

Originally posted by zwoti
not gonna like that dont taste that


YAY 1900TH POST!

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by zwoti
not gonna like that

Did you used to post on Genmay???

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Did you used to post on Genmay???

don't think so.....would have called zwoti if i did.

[Vodstok]

I always put the seat AND the lid down. My girl leaves the li9d up, which to me, is just asking for something to fall into the toilet. All who leave the seat up, feel free to fish various articles and items out of shit-tainted water....

[Gothic-chick]

Baby wipes! I swear they will get anything off of anything. Even blood off carpet.

Also stain stick rocks!

[movieman64]

Originally posted by Gothic-chick
Baby wipes! I swear they will get anything off of anything. Even blood off carpet.

Also stain stick rocks!


OMG...My wife believes baby wipes will do anything, we have a box on the kitchen counter, under each bathroom sink, in both vehicles, (the little travel size). I will admit they do come in handy in the vehicle, I bet she thinks they could take care of some traumatic brain trauma too.

She is also a laundry freak, (I love her so much) every little dot or stain, or somthing she thinks might be, gets sprayed with Shout. The funny thing is we use the spray liquid but she calls it stain stick...

[Haunted]

I Clorox everything. Funny about germs.

"Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby, in a
world where midgets run for mayor?" -The Dead Milkmen

[annabel lee]

Oxyclean. It really does clean red wine off of white carpet.

[Egekrusher]

I smother everything in feces so I can inhale the fumes all day long. It's fun. It makes me feel like a monkey.

http://technologicalwasteland.com/images/funny/milton_looks2.jpg

[ShankS]

rofl.

[cheebacheeba]

Soda water, good for both stainless steel (with paper towel) cleaning, and also lifts grease off a hot bbq plate quiet well.

If you spill alcohol on the floor that's gonna stink (assuming you don't dig the week old unclean bar floor smell), smother it in salt immediately, which'll absorb a lot, sweep/vacuum it up, then pour some aftershave over the affected area.

Most of the cleanin products that use orange as an ingredient seem to work pretty well also, do you guys have the orange products over there?