Taking a Dump: Squat or Sit?

[ShankS]

how'd you like to unload?

[Vodstok]

Sit and pinch. Get some damn good readin g done this way...

[Stingy Jack]

Since I don't like to rush it (run into the bathroom, squat, push it all out as quickly and violently as you can, wipe and wash, then flush), and let it slowly fall at its own pace, then taking a dump is one of those moments I use for meditation and reflection. The toilet is my sanctuary, in a house where peace is a rare luxury. I have reading materials on a wide range of subjects stacked next to the bowl, long with a paddle-ball, magic 8 ball, etch-a-sketch, play-doh, and rubik's cube. One of these days, I will also purchase a GameBoy Advance (or some similar such gadget).

[newb]

Gotta read while releasing. My anus must be connected to my ocular cavity or something like that. I've been so desperate while sitting that I've read kleenex boxes.






Lots of scientific polls today. :)

[Vodstok]

I cant wait to set up a wireless network. Then i can take a cyberdump :)

It will run on windows tp.








sweet jesus, i am a nerd.......

[Egekrusher]

Yes you are Vodstok. But so am I. I'm probably one of the few people here that will understand just how funny, and entirely retarded, that joke really was.

I have to take my time and relax.

[Vodstok]

You are like a brother, man. A brother that really likes his sandwiches....:D

[Stingy Jack]

All right, who's the neanderthal that voted to dump in the bucket?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
All right, who's the neanderthal that voted to dump in the bucket?


yours truly :D






















well someone had to be first lol

[bwind22]

I sit... like any normal human.

UNLESS I am in a public place, in which case I will usually try to hold it til I get home, but we all know it doesn't always work out that way. If I am forced to shit in a public place (sporting event, concert, etc...) then I make a conscious effort not to let my sweet cheeks touch the nasty porcelain.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bwind22
I sit... like any normal human.

UNLESS I am in a public place, in which case I will usually try to hold it til I get home, but we all know it doesn't always work out that way. If I am forced to shit in a public place (sporting event, concert, etc...) then I make a conscious effort not to let my sweet cheeks touch the nasty porcelain.


yeah, sitting is a no go in public Karzies... too manky, I'll wiat till I get home somedays.

[Freddy Krueger.]

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[ShankS]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
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we know, but how do you produce yours??