Am I the only person in the world...

[Egekrusher]

Hairy enough to get huge balls of lint in my butt crack?

[Hate_Breeder]

Yes

[zwoti]

people are trying to eat here

[fluffho]

i sometiems get hair in m crack

no im not hairy but my hair is long and gets caught everywhere. plus, thats what happens when u have a booty

so im assuming ege has a booty too great we can have a club.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by fluffho
i sometiems get hair in m crack

no im not hairy but my hair is long and gets caught everywhere. plus, thats what happens when u have a booty

so im assuming ege has a booty too great we can have a club.

I believe you misunderstood. I get belly button lint.. in my ass crack. Because my ass is so hairy.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hairy enough to get huge balls of lint in my butt crack?


you get clangers when you take a shit then?

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by ShankS
you get clangers when you take a shit then?

I get Klingons like crazy man. I make Worf jealous.

[Egekrusher]

That was great man. Truly great.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
I get Klingons like crazy man. I make Worf jealous.


do they go all crusty if you leave em dangling?? cos when you pull them off I bet it hurts like hell, when the hairs get pulled out aswell.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by ShankS
do they go all crusty if you leave em dangling?? cos when you pull them off I bet it hurts like hell, when the hairs get pulled out aswell.

Do you really want me to tell you this?

Ah, oh well.

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.

[Stingy Jack]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!

Personally, I shave my ass crack. I have to for when I do a modelling gig. Nobody wants to see me bent over and not be able to get a good view of my hole through the brush.

[Hate_Breeder]

gag

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!

Personally, I shave my ass crack. I have to for when I do a modelling gig. Nobody wants to see me bent over and not be able to get a good view of my hole through the brush.

You too?!?! God, that is always a problem for me. Look slike the black forest growing around a brown crater down there.....


Just kidding, I have a suprisingly smooth and hariless ass. :) It is like porcelain.

[Stingy Jack]

Are you telling me that you avoided the great pimple migration during your 20's?

[Egekrusher]

I never even had them when I was a teenager. I had a few on my face for a year or so, and of course the ones on my back, but other than that, I rarely get zits, if ever.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Do you really want me to tell you this?

Ah, oh well.

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.



hahahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Do you really want me to tell you this?

Ah, oh well.

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.


A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!



Here is a related joke...

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?













































A: They are both searching for Klingon's around Uranus.

:p

[fluffho]

klingons huh

and im not even sure what belly button lint is. is it like little pieces of fabric?

so ur saying u get a buncha toilet paper stuck in ur hairy ass? along with the lil turds i mean

are there girls with hairy asses too?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bwind22
A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!


and I bet the cloth really needs burning afterwards, like chemical waste disposal.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by bwind22
A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!



Here is a related joke...

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


A: They are both searching for Klingon's around Uranus.

:p

No, it goes in the dirty laundry immediately afterwards.

Love the joke. You a trekkie too?

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by fluffho
klingons huh

and im not even sure what belly button lint is. is it like little pieces of fabric?

so ur saying u get a buncha toilet paper stuck in ur hairy ass? along with the lil turds i mean

are there girls with hairy asses too?

You've never had belly button lint? Basically, it's a combination of dirt, very small body hair and lint from your clothes that magically ends up in a ball in your belly button. Think of lint in a laundry dryer.

I get that shit in my butt crack.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hairy enough to get huge balls of lint in my butt crack? Yes, you are. And if you do then don't let a scientist see you. He'll think you're the missing link, you hairy fuck.

News Reported: "This just in! Theres a aura of debree around Uranus. Oh, wait, we now have report that a huge metor has crashed into Uranus causing a long crack down the middle. And I am now just getting news that it appears that giant Hersey bars are flying from the crack of Uranus."

[bloodrayne]

EWWWWW!!!


And...Maybe you should try shaving

Helpful Info: Nair burns down there:eek: :)

[massacre man]

whats happening to this forum :(

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by massacre man
whats happening to this forum :( We are drowning in the abyss of irrelevance...Someone watch a horror movie and tell us about it, already...Oh Yeah...I watched "Attic Expeditions" with Seth Greene, last night...Alice Cooper was in it, too...It was pretty cool:)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by MD2
I have to agree. I dont mean to sound anal or anything, but this thread stinks. Hahahahahaha!


it dont stink as much as Egekrusher butt crack after attempting to wash it.













:D

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
I believe you misunderstood. I get belly button lint.. in my ass crack. Because my ass is so hairy.

I bet you get dingle berries the size of a Cadillac :eek:

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by kpropain
I bet you get dingle berries the size of a Cadillac :eek:


*shudder*

[ShankS]

Originally posted by kpropain
I bet you get dingle berries the size of a Cadillac :eek:

imagine the weight of em, his pants must be well saggy at the back by now


:D

[Egekrusher]

Ok, people, shaving is NOT an option, nor is Nair.

Let me put it this way: I'm 20 years old, and I have BACKHAIR! I've had a full beard since I was 16 years old. I've had chest hair since I was 14. Get the picture?

[Preacher]

Got a lot of arse hair too.

Bin tryin to convince me lady to plat it for me but she dow wanna do it.

Dow worry bout clingons. Jus keep a nit comb close to the bog and give your arse hair a few strokes every time you drop the kids off at the pool.

Preacher x

[ShankS]

what if someone went in the bathroom, say a guest at your house and decided they wanted to comb their hair, would you tell them not to use klingon comb or grim and let them get on with it.

[Preacher]

Depends whether i liked the person or not. Would be fuckin hilarious if the mother in law came down from the bog with little poo people in her hair.

Great comedy moment.

[ShankS]

rofl...shitty hair.