Toilet Paper: Fold or Jumble?

[Egekrusher]

When you wipe your butt, do you fold the TP or do you just jumble it up? Or do you use your hand? Ewww...

[movieman64]

We just keep an old Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. While your waiting you crumple it up a couple of times to make it softer...

[meetthecreeper]

Keep an old corn cob in the outhouse, it can be a little rough at times though

[Stingy Jack]

Actually, I wrap the paper around my hand a few times before I commence wiping. This way, I avoid any fecal residue getting on my fingers.

[ShankS]

dont bother with paper, I just ring up some brass, and she comes round and licks it off.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by movieman64
We just keep an old Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. While your waiting you crumple it up a couple of times to make it softer...

I*'m familiar with that method, I lived in Indiana as a kid :D

[ShankS]

when we went camping as kids we used newspaper sometimes.....read it first while dumping, the wipe crap on the shit thats printed in it.

when camping as well, a mate once took a dump in the middle of a cow field, the cows just stood there looking, mooing and eating grass, we was in stitches for ages afterwards, I think I pissed myselff aswell laughing.

[Vodstok]

This reminds me...:)

when my fiance's family was here a couple of months ago for her college greduation, a bunch of us went to the beach one day. it was foggy as a motherfucker, you could barely see 20 feet. i had to piss somethin' fierce, so i wandered about 200 feet or so from everyone and stood there in the middle of the day, on a beach, pissing my little heart out. toi anyone who could make out my silhouette, it just looked like i was standing there :D

[Stingy Jack]

When I was a kid, we started up a nature club. This was supposed to be a very Thoreauvian club, with a complete fall back to nature. We chose to abandon all modern conveniences, including toilets and toilet paper.

So, one afternoon I took a shit in the bushes and decided to wipe my butt with some leaves. Suffice it to say, the leaves were dry and crumbled inside of my crack, sticking there. It was quite uncomfortable.

This was when I decided that such a club was bullshit.

[Vodstok]

Did oyu ever get the crumbles out of you butt? C'mon man! Dont leave us hanging......


Get it? "Leave us hang... Never mind. I'll go sit in the corner. Im a bad monkey....

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Did oyu ever get the crumbles out of you butt? C'mon man! Dont leave us hanging......


Get it? "Leave us hang... Never mind. I'll go sit in the corner. Im a bad monkey....

what picking leaves out ya crack.... no way, I never used leaves.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Actually, I wrap the paper around my hand a few times before I commence wiping. This way, I avoid any fecal residue getting on my fingers.

Ditto.


Hey Stingy, it looks like we both wipe our ass the same way, you wanna start a club?

;)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bwind22
Ditto.


Hey Stingy, it looks like we both wipe our ass the same way, you wanna start a club?

;)


you two could do syncronised butt wiping at the club.

:D

[Stingy Jack]

Wow. Actually, I'm surprised not more people wipe this way. It is the most effective method I've found.

[bwind22]

I guess it's true what they say...

Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by bwind22
I guess it's true what they say...

Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands.

Bwahahahaha! I may need to start saying that.

[Egekrusher]

I just added it to my sig.

[Freddy Krueger.]

I wrap the paper around my hand. Sure it takes up more paper, but this way you'll never get shit on your fingers or hand. A clean sweep.