Poop in a shoe

[Egekrusher]

Would you eat poop in a shoe
If it was shat by a Jew?
Would you lick poop on a stick
If it was sat on by a hick?
Would you eat poop on a spoon
If it came from the moon?
Would you eat poop in my butt
Put there by a slut?

This is my ode to poop.

[Egekrusher]

And please, don't ban me allmykids. This is just a joke. Not trying to troll, just trying to be funny.

[Egekrusher]

Maybe I should stick to philosophy....

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
And please, don't ban me allmykids. This is just a joke. Not trying to troll, just trying to be funny. WHY ME!!! I like you Why would you think I would ban you over that ????

[newb]

http://www.chibigojitoys.com/cutestuff/squeezy/bigpoo.jpg

[allmykids]

I wouldn't ban you for that even if I didn't like you!!!

[Vodstok]

Is that really an ode? Sounds more like "Green eggs and ham" for a shit-fetishist.

"i will play with that log,
i will hump it like a dog.
Rub shit in my ham,
Sam I am.


You slut."

[Egekrusher]

Sorry, at the forums I used to hang out at, I would've gotten banned instantly for something like this.

[nv.]

Good thing you don't hang out there any more Ege...but anyways nice ode...to poop. your's too Vod....you guys always make me laugh out loud while I'm at work...and then everyone looks at me funny...but who the hell cares, I hate this job anyways...

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by nv.
Good thing you don't hang out there any more Ege...but anyways nice ode...to poop. your's too Vod....you guys always make me laugh out loud while I'm at work...and then everyone looks at me funny...but who the hell cares, I hate this job anyways...

Hey, I hate mine too! I may be quitting in another month... One good person here gave his 2 weeks notice today... And so did a shitty one. The bad thing is, the shitty one help take up a lot of the workload from me..... August is gonna suck donkey balls...

[Hate_Breeder]

wow

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
WHY ME!!! I like you Why would you think I would ban you over that ???? Because you're an ass.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Because you're an ass. If I was an ass I would have banned you along time ago!!! I will tell you i think your a shithead I don't like you!! I have not banned you but god I have wanted to!!! So shut the fu*k up!!!

[fluffho]

hahaha... ur last two messages contradict each other.. wel kinda

[allmykids]

Originally posted by fluffho
hahaha... ur last two messages contradict each other.. wel kinda No I said I would NOT ban someone just because I don't like them, He's NOT banned!!! Do I want to slap the taste out his mouth??? Hell yes!! Will I ?? Hell NO!! We are Talking about Freddy Krueger. Yes I had a bad day and for the most part I say nothing when people slam me BUT , I am not in the mood for any crap!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
If I was an ass I would have banned you along time ago! I will tell you I think you're a shithead and I don't like you! I have not banned you but God have I wanted to! So shut the fuck up! In the eyes of the beholder, it can seem different. Even though you may think you are not an ass, to someone else you may be. Like to me, you are an ass. A dirty little bitch that if I ever met in person I would tutor you on the meaning of pain and suffering. You may ask yourself "why do I hate you so?" Good question, and it's worthy of an answer. Although I don't know you well, the reason I hate you is all related to what happen to Freddy Fan. For that, I see you as a tattle tale bitch. A worthless tattle tale. I once felt safe telling my secret and such over the net, I mean really, what are gonna do? Besides, they'll just assume I'm lying anyway. But then Freddy Fan got in trouble because a certain bitch ratted him out. That why I never like to tell my secrets to anysite anymore. Can't trust anyone. If this offends you, well I'm sorry. I just tend to speak my mind.

Edit: And it seems that maybe Egekrusher see's you the way I do aswell. Seeing how you arn't the only Mod, but yet you are the only one he thought would ban him.

[allmykids]

And I am Sorry That I Had The Balls To help save lives!!!! NOT!! I don't care what you think, I did the right thing!!! And Freddyfan Is doing Really good now Me and his family are friends now. they where thankful, it could have been alot worse.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
And I am Sorry That I Had The Balls To help save lives! As you should be. Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. Each one of them should beg for mercy and suffer unbelievable pain. For each day, for each month, and for each year of both mental and physical abuse they should be punished. If he had killed someone, which I bet he would, they deserved it. Everyone should be treated equal. A killing would be a lesson for them to learn. They all deserve to die. They all deserve to be punished.

[nine9]

Originally posted by allmykids
And I am Sorry That I Had The Balls To help save lives!!!! NOT!! I don't care what you think, I did the right thing!!! And Freddyfan Is doing Really good now Me and his family are friends now. they where thankful, it could have been alot worse.

Funny how the thread started about poop and turned into SHIT!...........LOL!

Well I like Freddy, and understand his talk.........like you too AMK, wish you two would forget the past. All is well now as you say. :D

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
As you should be. Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. Each one of them should beg for mercy and suffer unbelievable pain. For each day, for each month, and for each year of both mental and physical abuse they should be punished. If he had killed someone, which I bet he would, they deserved it. Everyone should be treated equal. A killing would be a lesson for them to learn. They all deserve to die. They all deserve to be punished.
SEE YOUR A MORON!!! ^^^^ If you really think like this you have big problems!!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. . Everyone should be treated equal. Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished. Shut the fuck up.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished. I'd Love to see you try!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
SEE YOU'RE A MORON! ^^^^ If you really think like that then you have big problems! So by implication you think others should tease and even abuse others just because they are different. It seems that it is not I who has problems. Even though I am mental according to the doctors. At this certain subject, the way I see it is that you have the problems.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
As you should be. Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. Each one of them should beg for mercy and suffer unbelievable pain. For each day, for each month, and for each year of both mental and physical abuse they should be punished. If he had killed someone, which I bet he would, they deserved it. Everyone should be treated equal. A killing would be a lesson for them to learn. They all deserve to die. They all deserve to be punished.

Please tell me this is just Freddy speak here........which I can get right into! That is a strong statement!

I went to school with those types as everyone did and hated them yes...........but I have met some since and they do change eventually. Shame to be punished for shit you did as a dumb ass kid. It is just a matter of realizing where it is all coming from........insecurity and lack of intelligence! They get their karma when they grow up and find out that there are always going to be people who feel the same way about THEM.......called LIFE!

I think we all have to admit here that REAL violent revenge shit is only material for horrors, and solves Zip!

:)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
I'd Love to see you try!!! Are you a complete and total retard? I said "Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished. " to myself, to my POST. READ. Dumbass.

Freddy Krueger. Quote:
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. . Everyone should be treated equal.
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Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.

Quote:
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.
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Shut the fuck up.

[nine9]

Sigh.............I tried.........invisible here I guess :(

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by nine9
I think we all have to admit here that REAL violent revenge shit is only material for horrors, and solves Zip!

:) So. Its still fun to watch then plee for mercy. To watch them cry and bleed. Suffer pain that they never even thought was possible, even in the worst of nightmares.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by nine9
Sigh.............I tried.........invisible here I guess. :( No. It shows you as "online". I'm invisible, see. It says I'm "offline".

[nine9]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
So. Its still fun to watch then plee for mercy. To watch them cry and bleed. Suffer pain that they never even thought was possible, even in the worst of nightmares.


I don't think you REALLY believe that Freddy.............. we all like to see a little suffering when it comes to assholes...........for me it would be Scott Peterson! But I'll let it be handled in the right manner.

In rage........who knows what we are capable of, but Columbine did not serve to fix the bullying problems at any school.........just a sad waste. Better to try to promote a little peace and tolerance instead.

[allmykids]

I do Think bullys should be punished, Not KILLED!! I had my share of bullys too, It's a living hell That's why I have learned to stand up for myself and others. Case in point- a women being slapped around and everyone acting like they don't see it, I will step in !!! but I bet you wouldn't!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by nine9
I don't think you REALLY believe that Freddy. Oh contraire, Nine9. I was serious. I would love to view that sight.

[nine9]

Originally posted by allmykids
I do Think bullys should be punished, Not KILLED!! I had my share of bullys too, It's a living hell That's why I have learned to stand up for myself and others. Case in point- a women being slapped around and everyone acting like they don't see it, I will step in !!! but I bet you wouldn't!!!

Well you are touching on real life experience for me. I have been through it all and I still am not bitter or vengeful................don't want to lower myself to their level. I WOULD help out because I was NOT helped out when I was in need!

I don't know what you guys have been through, but some people on here could tell you that it would probably be nothing compared........seriously...... without going into detail.

You two can be as bitter as you want...........only will make you unhappy in the end..bottom line. Go on arguing.....I'm beyond all of that now.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by allmykids
I do think bullys should be punished but not KILLED! Death is the only true punishment. First you tie them up to a chair. Then to beat them with a wooden baseball bat till most of their bones are broken, but be sure not to kill him/her just yet. Then you take a scaple and cut out their toungue. Then cut their body over and put salt on their wounds. Then take a barbwired wipe and start slashing them with it, cutting them all over and tearing their flesh to sherds. And now put salt on those new wounds as well. Take a blow torch and torch their arms and legs. Scaple their eyes out. Now they should be extremely close to death, if not dead already. Finish them off by first slitting their throat. Quickly before he/she dies from the throat cut, shot a bow through his ear so it'll come out his other ear. Thus killing him.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by nine9
I don't know what you guys have been through,
Nor do you want want to know (about me). Nor do you want to.

But they all payed. Each and everyone one of them payed for what they've done. And I loved every passing second of their screaming of pain.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Nor do you want want to know (about me). Nor do you want to.

But they all payed. Each and everyone one of them payed for what they've done. And I loved every passing second of their screaming of pain.

I really would like to understand you Freddy........listed you even as one of my faves. I wish you would just let down your guard for five seconds!

I give up here...getting nowhere fast.........I just have some sense that you are really a good guy Freddy. I just wish you would let other people see it too........look, you got me to like you even when you said you wanted to eat my eyeballs.........good intuition here.........ask BR!:(

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by nine9
I really would like to understand you Freddy........listed you even as one of my faves. I wish you would just let down your guard for five seconds!

I give up here...getting nowhere fast.........I just have some sense that you are really a good guy Freddy. I just wish you would let other people see it too........look, you got me to like you even when you said you wanted to eat my eyeballs.........good intuition here.........ask BR!:( Shut the fuck up you dirty whore. You know nothing about me, bitch.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Shut the fuck up you dirty whore. You know nothing about me, bitch.

:(

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Death is the only true punishment. First you tie them up to a chair. Then to beat them with a wooden baseball bat till most of their bones are broken, but be sure not to kill him/her just yet. Then you take a scaple and cut out their toungue. Then cut their body over and put salt on their wounds. Then take a barbwired wipe and start slashing them with it, cutting them all over and tearing their flesh to sherds. And now put salt on those new wounds as well. Take a blow torch and torch their arms and legs. Scaple their eyes out. Now they should be extremely close to death, if not dead already. Finish them off by first slitting their throat. Quickly before he/she dies from the throat cut, shot a bow through his ear so it'll come out his other ear. Thus killing him.

That is the most ridiculous pile of horse shit I have seen on this board in a long time....

I like you Freddy, always have, but I think you are a little out of sorts here dude..

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by kpropain
That is the most ridiculous pile of horse shit I have seen on this board in a long time....

I like you Freddy, always have, but I think you are a little out of sorts here dude.. Shut the fuck up you worthles spiece of trash. Leave me alone. Leave me the fuck alone!

[Stingy Jack]

I agree. I was picked on myself when I was a kid, and there have been times when I really wanted to exact some revenge. But, we as a society can't allow that. Imagine the chaos we would be in if we said: "Okay ... it is now perfectly all right for those who are picked on in school to shoot or stab their tormentors." Kids would be killing each other left and right! Thankfully, when I matured, I rose above the torment and realized that those people who treated me the way they did did so out of ignorance, pride, insecurity, and a thrist for power. As a teacher, I know that you can't take the ridicule dished out by a teenager seriously or personally. I still hear that shit ... every day. But they are just immature children (despite what they may think of themselves.) Rarely do you see mature adults treating each other that way ... and when you do, those people are quickly ostracised by the community. I truly wish that children wouldn't treat each other like they do, and there is no excuse for it. But it certainly is NOT OK to say that "they got what they deserved" if they meet a violent death by someone they picked on. Give me a break!! If I went to work, and was picked on by a fellow employee over and over again, day after day, and decided to settle it by shooting his ass ... then it would be completely justified for me to be put away for a LONG time.

[nine9]

Well......you and I are in essentially the same type of profession Stingy, maybe that is why we see it the same way.

You really hurt my feelings Freddy though doesn't seem like you really care about that now. :(

[Stingy Jack]

Actually, I don't think being a teacher has that much of an effect on how I view the situation. It's just plain common sense. You can't allow anyone to kill anybody else just because they say hurtful things or play nasty pranks. Sure, those kinds of actions are wrong, and it would be great if we could feasibly come up with some way to prosecute for emotional damage. But I don't think "name calling" and "malicious pranking" warrant the death penalty. What sort of country would this be, then? Personally, I applaud amk for alerting the police in that situation. That boy would have fucked up his life for good, and ended the life of another ... all for revenge.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Shut the fuck up you worthles spiece of trash. Leave me alone. Leave me the fuck alone!

Motherfucker you are stepping way out of line here now...
You obviously are a misled kid who has a very warped sense of reality...all this fucking macho bullshit talk you keep spouting out of your shit trap is nothing but a load of garbage....
and to be pissed at AMK just because she did the right thing in turning Freddy Fan in is fucking moronic...talking about death being a lesson...shit death is exactly what it is DEATH there ain't no lesson in that kid...One of these days you will grow up and learn that...I have seen it first hand, I witnessed an ass load of violence when I was in high school...Three of my friends are in jail for life because they murdered four other teenagers in a drug deal gone bad when they were 17....There was no lesson there for the other kids that got killed, they just ended up six feet under in a coffin...And the guys that are in prison now wished they would have never done what they did...

Keep that kind of shit talk and attitude up and you are headed down a road straight to prison...

[Hate_Breeder]

Riddle me this....Where did this thread go wrong?

[Stingy Jack]

I think it meant to take a left at Alberquerque.

[Arioch]

I agree with freddy that one should never take down ones gaurd...not even for a second. Its not worth the chance of getting hurt. You get hurt often enough, you stop taking chances...

But the idea that AMK was in the wrong with FreddyFan is fucking stupid....

[Stingy Jack]

Well, I'm not so sure I agree with Arioch here on the "never let down your guard" thing. I went through a really bad relationship and refused to open up to anyone new I met as a result. I shut out a lot of loving people from my life ... and that hurts pretty bad.

[fluffho]

Originally posted by allmykids
No I said I would NOT ban someone just because I don't like them, He's NOT banned!!! Do I want to slap the taste out his mouth??? Hell yes!! Will I ?? Hell NO!! We are Talking about Freddy Krueger. Yes I had a bad day and for the most part I say nothing when people slam me BUT , I am not in the mood for any crap!!

oh ok i gotcha. just that i read 'i like you' and then 'i think ur a shithead' but turns out u were talking to 2 different people

i tend to neglect the important details ;)

although i am still wondering about randall...

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Arioch
I agree with freddy that one should never take down ones gaurd...not even for a second. Its not worth the chance of getting hurt. You get hurt often enough, you stop taking chances...

But the idea that AMK was in the wrong with FreddyFan is fucking stupid....

Arioch I totally agree about keeping your gaurd up...
But there is a difference in keeping your gaurd up and hurting people for the simple pleasure of watching people suffer like Freddy is talking about....Personally I think it's a cry for help when people talk the way Freddy is talking...

[fluffho]

Originally posted by kpropain
Arioch I totally agree about keeping your gaurd up...
But there is a difference in keeping your gaurd up and hurting people for the simple pleasure of watching people suffer like Freddy is talking about....Personally I think it's a cry for help when people talk the way Freddy is talking...

freddy definitely sounds like a bitter, sad person. a waste of time if u ask me. its one thing to want to try and be a good person and its one to just be angry.

if he wants to die angry, then good for him.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Arioch
I agree with freddy that one should never take down ones gaurd...not even for a second. Its not worth the chance of getting hurt. You get hurt often enough, you stop taking chances...
Well...I took another chance...and I'm glad I did...Sometimes you HAVE to let your guard down...Sometimes it turns out to be for the best ;)

You can't just stop living

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by newb
http://www.chibigojitoys.com/cutestuff/squeezy/bigpoo.jpg OMG MR HANKY THE DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Arioch]

Arioch I totally agree about keeping your gaurd up...
But there is a difference in keeping your gaurd up and hurting people for the simple pleasure of watching people suffer like Freddy is talking about....Personally I think it's a cry for help when people talk the way Freddy is talking...

Agreed... personally i think someone needs to give freddy alot more attention than hes getting because he really tries to get it here...but im not one to judge people or anything like that...so his problem is his business....

[Freddy Krueger.]

Why is everyone talking about me? Shut up. Don't talk about me. I do not like to be talked about. So do me a favor and leave me the fuck alone. Serious, don't be talkin' 'bout me.

[Hate_Breeder]

So to get back on subject.

Soap on a Rope?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
So to get back on subject.

Soap on a Rope?

LMFAO

[Hate_Breeder]

HAHHAAHAH i forgot there wasnt a point to this thread but somehow it got more than 3 pages. Oh well i tried :)

[Egekrusher]

No, no, no. The reason I thought allmykids might ban me was because she was the only mod browsing the forum at the time.

[Egekrusher]

And you stepped way out of line, Freddy.

I was picked on worse in school than most people could ever even dream of. I had things done to me that still give me nightmares.

Yet I realize now why they did those things. They were young, foolish and full of pain. They felt the need to take that pain out on someone, and I was the reject, the kid with no friends, no one to back him up. I had dicks shoved in my face, I got beat by groups of kids, I had my face shoved in peoples asses. I still hate that experience, but I DON'T hate them.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
No, no, no. The reason I thought allmykids might ban me was because she was the only mod browsing the forum at the time. Sorry To mess up your thread. I don't get in a bunch very often but I was having a bad day. being mod I feel I have to let most digs aimed at me go on with out any responce. but the bigmouth in me just had to let it fly!!

[Egekrusher]

You've always been just and fair, I just thought I may have crossed that fine line.