Everyone must be at church!

[Stingy Jack]

I'm the only one here on a Sunday morning, and nearly filled the first page of the general forum with my replies! I stopped at the Kevin Bacon game because I have to poop and surf for porn.

[Egekrusher]

Hehehe...

Damn churchgoers.

[jay o2 waster]

I'm Wiccan, so everyday is church for me, and it is such a beautiful day!

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
I'm Wiccan, so everyday is church for me, and it is such a beautiful day!

I'm agnostic, so every day is a waste to me.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
I'm agnostic, so every day is a waste to me.

lol, at least your name is a fear factory song

[zwoti]

middle of the afternoon over here

[jay o2 waster]

10:47 A.M. here, got to be at work at noon

[massacre man]

i dont go to church i sleep til almost 11 cuz im late watching tv tomorrow night at 2 on cinemax im gonna watch Friday The 13th part VI for the millionth time and im a slow poster

[Arioch]

Im just killing time before taking the car out for a drive and looking for a place that ACTUALLY carries a FUCKING SELF cd....DAMNIT!!!

I'm agnostic, so every day is a waste to me

LOL...nice!!!

[moonsorrow]

hmm...so what about us atheists?
everyday is science for me?
naw...

[Arioch]

Hey moon...been a long time...

[moonsorrow]

hehe...thats right Arioch...how have you been?

[nine9]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm the only one here on a Sunday morning, and nearly filled the first page of the general forum with my replies! I stopped at the Kevin Bacon game because I have to poop and surf for porn.

A little too much info there Stingy! LOL!:eek:

I have been on here at night until 3am lately..........damn it.......let me sleep!:(

[massacre man]

turn the computer off an you will

[nine9]

Originally posted by massacre man
turn the computer off an you will

I can't...........it is possessed:eek:

Besides that is when all the action is........mornings suck!

[massacre man]

turn it around

[nine9]

Originally posted by massacre man
turn it around

LMFAO.............now why didn't I think of that!

The moniter spins around all on it's own and spits pea soup too :eek:

[massacre man]

put a cover over the top join my message board niner9 please!
http://s3.invisionfree.com/MMs_Horror_Board/index.php?act=idx

[nine9]

Originally posted by massacre man
put a cover over the top join my message board niner9 please!
http://s3.invisionfree.com/MMs_Horror_Board/index.php?act=idx

You have a board too? I must have missed something! Congrats!

Okay!

[movieman64]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm the only one here on a Sunday morning, and nearly filled the first page of the general forum with my replies! I stopped at the Kevin Bacon game because I have to poop and surf for porn.



Slept in today, have to get up at 5:30 am for work mon-fri, and we always do stuff with the kids on Saturdays or have friends over, my wedding anniversy is this week, (8yrs) and we are having a party Saturday night, your all invited, BYOB. Raining here today too, so I'm going to watch a couple of movies.

[Stingy Jack]

Well, the porn surfing didn't go as planned. I discovered that they won't let you pay for any memberships with phone minutes. That really sucks. The poop came out alright, though. :D

What is every day for us atheists?? Good question.

Every day is another attempt to catch a door-to-door Jesus spokesman in my homemade snare.

Every day is the celebration of the freedom of independent thought.

Every day is a day free from worry of persecution (at least, in the afterlife) and false hopes for rewards.

Every day is a day I give credit to myself for my accomplishments (instead of God), and blame myself for the bad things I do (instead of Satan).

Every day is a new opportunity to wipe my butt with a page torn from the book of Ezekiel.

Every day is a time to lament how the religious right are holding us back from medical breakthroughs by refusing to allow stem-cell research which could help countless numbers of people.

I could think of more, but my tummy is growling.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by movieman64
Slept in today, have to get up at 5:30 am for work mon-fri, and we always do stuff with the kids on Saturdays or have friends over, my wedding anniversy is this week, (8yrs) and we are having a party Saturday night, your all invited, BYOB. Raining here today too, so I'm going to watch a couple of movies.

I love rainy, movie-watching Sundays. You're so lucky. I can hardly ever watch a horror movie during the day because my child is home.

[Arioch]

Every day is the celebration of the freedom of independent thought.

Every day is a day I give credit to myself for my accomplishments (instead of God), and blame myself for the bad things I do (instead of Satan).

Fuckin' A!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

I don't go to Church. I go to bed. If I want to sit and be bored for two hours by meaningless blabber, I'll go to an old folks home. Besides, my ears always tend to burn when I go there. They must put something in the air.