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fluffho
07-17-2004, 09:31 PM
im pretty sure this has been done before, but theres a buncha new people so i figured why not do it again?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

i got Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

i think i had another level last time i did it. its in my journal somewhere but im too lazy to look

KRUGERKID13
07-17-2004, 09:31 PM
level 7

orangestar
07-17-2004, 09:41 PM
Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


it says Im Lustful...;)

nine9
07-17-2004, 09:42 PM
Level 5......Wrathful and Gloomy! LOL! Hey I got you guys beat and I am a heathen! HA HA!:D :p

KRUGERKID13
07-17-2004, 09:45 PM
level 7

says im extremely vilont and i have a bad temper

bwind22
07-17-2004, 09:45 PM
I only got level 2, but darn it! I was shooting for Purgatory.

kpropain
07-17-2004, 10:14 PM
If I beleived in this horse shit, this would be my hell....


Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

wufong
07-17-2004, 10:25 PM
OOOOOO purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

i always knew i was rightous.

Steelsymth
07-17-2004, 10:32 PM
I guess I'm going to have to start sinning more level 3.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Egekrusher
07-17-2004, 10:51 PM
7

ShankS
07-17-2004, 11:03 PM
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

thecritic
07-17-2004, 11:16 PM
It turns out that I can't be in any of the levels of hell. I was actually there once, but the devil kicked me out for being so messed up.
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Freddy Krueger.
07-17-2004, 11:17 PM
It took me a while because of my split personailty disorder but...

Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


OH SHIT. I better be good. But being good is no fun. But i don't want to be ice. Goddammit! Oops. Well, deep down inside I like to think that I will be the one taking over, destroying even my own slaves and demons, just to watch them perish in pain. And break down the golden gates of heaven and take over.

Arioch
07-18-2004, 12:34 AM
Last time i did this i got level 8 banishment...

Stingy Jack
07-18-2004, 06:16 AM
I got Level 6 for being a damned Atheist. :D But hey! At least I get to hang out in a city filled with tombs (ultra-cool), and get to at least see the naked Furies.


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.