Your Most Satisfying Practical Joke

[Stingy Jack]

Actually, my most satisfying one was with the towed semi, and the friend who peed. But here's another that I love to tell (and it involves ANOTHER sleeping friend ... hehehe ... Don't fall asleep around me!)

My friend (not the same one from the semi joke) was reclined and asleep in an armchair at my house. I was awake, and wanted him to be awake too because I was bored. So ... I sauntered over to the fridge, got out a cold hot dog, and walked back over to my friend's unconscious body.

I held the hot dog much as I would hold my peenie when taking a leak, and began to roll it over his lips. After a couple of minutes, his eyes blinked open and saw me standing there with this fleshy tube in my hands.

Suffice it to say, he literally freaked out. He shouted "Christ!" then took a swing at the hot dog, slapping it out of my hand and sending it hurtling back into the kitchen. I'm glad it wasn't really my peenie! Then he proceeded to grumble a couple of names at me as my laughter kept him from falling back asleep.

[hellfire1]

LMFAO !!!!

bad, bad man !!

[Vodstok]

You are Evil stingy.... and very very funny...

Here is one of mine. I am pretty clever with batch files, and we used to have a file-sharing server at work, so here ishow it goes. I work this guy named Jim. Jim is not the brightest bulb on the tree. To torture him one time, i put a batch filein his startup folder, so it would launch as soon as he logged on to his pc.

The batch was set to do this, copy a particular file from the server onto his desktop, then launch it, then start a shutdown sequence.

The file was Samantha from Big Naturals.com (this woman:
http://www.alex-tits.com/big_naturals_tits_pics/thumbs/big_naturals_samantha_0003.jpg ) Having sex with a guy, very loudly.

When the computer rebooted, the file would delete itself and the clip.

So jim comes in to work, and fires up his pc, and starts telling a story about his weekend. (a note, jim likes to listen to really shitty music, loud...:))

About half a minute into the story, we start hearing "Oh yeah, right there..." in a woman's voice coming from his cubical. He stops dead, and stares over at his computer.

The funniest part was when he went to see what it was, he let out a freudian slip. He went "Wow, what was that again?" and tried to get it to replay. No one believed him that it wasnt his (which led them to believe that all of the other porn on the server was his.... Some of it with horses....)

i eventually spilled my guts because i couldnt stop laughing. I did this to him with a different video or picture every day for a week. :)

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are Evil stingy.... and very very funny...

Here is one of mine. I am pretty clever with batch files, and we used to have a file-sharing server at work, so here ishow it goes. I work this guy named Jim. Jim is not the brightest bulb on the tree. To torture him one time, i put a batch filein his startup folder, so it would launch as soon as he logged on to his pc.

The batch was set to do this, copy a particular file from the server onto his desktop, then launch it, then start a shutdown sequence.

The file was Samantha from Big Naturals.com (this woman:
http://www.alex-tits.com/big_naturals_tits_pics/thumbs/big_naturals_samantha_0003.jpg ) Having sex with a guy, very loudly.

When the computer rebooted, the file would delete itself and the clip.

So jim comes in to work, and fires up his pc, and starts telling a story about his weekend. (a note, jim likes to listen to really shitty music, loud...:))

About half a minute into the story, we start hearing "Oh yeah, right there..." in a woman's voice coming from his cubical. He stops dead, and stares over at his computer.

The funniest part was when he went to see what it was, he let out a freudian slip. He went "Wow, what was that again?" and tried to get it to replay. No one believed him that it wasnt his (which led them to believe that all of the other porn on the server was his.... Some of it with horses....)

i eventually spilled my guts because i couldnt stop laughing. I did this to him with a different video or picture every day for a week. :)

Man ... that is hilarious! I love it! <sigh> I am not skilled enough to pull pranks like that. I have to resort to hot dogs.

[Vodstok]

The hot dog is elegant in it's simplicity. i wish I had thought of it :)

he is lucky i left the horse visdeos alone... he could have been fired...

Now that makes me think... why didnt i use those? I hate him....

[Egekrusher]

Shit Vod... I wish I had that kind of power around here. I'd be fired in a flash for something like that.

[Vodstok]

Yeah, being IT for the company, they have no choice but to give me administrator rights on all domain machines...:D Life is grand sometimes. :)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Again my Freddy Krueger costume comes to work. I bot dressed in it, and like I've said before, the mask is very realisk. It isn't mere rubber that flops around like a mask when you wear it. It sicks down to your skin to give it that realisk look. Of course I'm wearing the glove aswell, like always. I go over to David's (one of my old pals from the gun club. To bad I was kicked out. Anyway...) house and snuck up behind him while he was in the bed room. And get this, his girl friend was there too. The two where cuddling under the covers and then I stood at there bedsteed with a grin. I deepened my voice (didn't have to deepen it much) to make it sound like Freddy's and then a laughed a wicked laugh. They stopping moving around under the covers and looked out to see what made that noise. Dona (his girlfriend, who never forgived me for this) screamed out bloody murder. I expected David to be the hero and try to protect her, but he jumped out of bed and ran toward the door. Dona was already at the door running and David grabbed her and knocked her down on the floor and said "get out of my!" and ran. I got her cornered and she was sniffling and crying. I bursted out laughing. And then told her it was me just pulling a joke. She got up and slapped me, then left. I don't think she ever went back with David becaus ehe knocked her down out of the way.

[orangestar]

Mine is pretty basic. It was April Fools day and I was talking to this really good (and really cute) guy friend of mine. I have a "friend" that has a really huge crush on him, and we both hate her. So he kept asking her out and she was on the phone with me freaking out and saying how happy she was. He told her it was a joke, and she still has no idea I was in on it.

now I feel bad about it....:(


naah, shes a bitch:D

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Actually, my most satisfying one was with the towed semi, and the friend who peed. But here's another that I love to tell (and it involves ANOTHER sleeping friend ... hehehe ... Don't fall asleep around me!)

My friend (not the same one from the semi joke) was reclined and asleep in an armchair at my house. I was awake, and wanted him to be awake too because I was bored. So ... I sauntered over to the fridge, got out a cold hot dog, and walked back over to my friend's unconscious body.

I held the hot dog much as I would hold my peenie when taking a leak, and began to roll it over his lips. After a couple of minutes, his eyes blinked open and saw me standing there with this fleshy tube in my hands.

Suffice it to say, he literally freaked out. He shouted "Christ!" then took a swing at the hot dog, slapping it out of my hand and sending it hurtling back into the kitchen. I'm glad it wasn't really my peenie! Then he proceeded to grumble a couple of names at me as my laughter kept him from falling back asleep. Lol. Amature joke, but still a classic. I myself could never do that. Well, I could to a male, seeing how no male but myself knows the size of my penis. But I couldn't do it to a female. Well, a female I know well. 'Cause they've already seen it before. A normal hot dog would be to small to be mine.

[Stingy Jack]

That pic hurts me. :eek:

[Vodstok]

That pic hurts us all.....


And makes Baby Jesus cry....

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Again my Freddy Krueger costume comes to work. I bot dressed in it, and like I've said before, the mask is very realisk. It isn't mere rubber that flops around like a mask when you wear it. It sicks down to your skin to give it that realisk look. Of course I'm wearing the glove aswell, like always. I go over to David's (one of my old pals from the gun club. To bad I was kicked out. Anyway...) house and snuck up behind him while he was in the bed room. And get this, his girl friend was there too. The two where cuddling under the covers and then I stood at there bedsteed with a grin. I deepened my voice (didn't have to deepen it much) to make it sound like Freddy's and then a laughed a wicked laugh. They stopping moving around under the covers and looked out to see what made that noise. Dona (his girlfriend, who never forgived me for this) screamed out bloody murder. I expected David to be the hero and try to protect her, but he jumped out of bed and ran toward the door. Dona was already at the door running and David grabbed her and knocked her down on the floor and said "get out of my!" and ran. I got her cornered and she was sniffling and crying. I bursted out laughing. And then told her it was me just pulling a joke. She got up and slapped me, then left. I don't think she ever went back with David becaus ehe knocked her down out of the way.

I'm noticing a trend here.

Let me just go on record saying that if I ever woke up to some fucktard standing in my room pretending to be Freddy Krueger, I would pull out my gun (which I keep under my bed in case an intruder ever breaks in.) and shoot your fuckin' ass in the chest. Then, I would promptly get on the phone and call the police to have said fucktard arrested. I don't care if it was my best friend, I would still press charges.

That's just not a funny joke at all. I'm surprsied you haven't been killed or arrested for it yet.

(Actually I find the fact that you keep posting about breaking into your friends' houses dressed like Freddy Krueger like you don't see anything wrong with it, a hell of a lot funnier than your actual prank.)

[Egekrusher]

That's why I sleep with a katana under my bed. No joke. It's very sharp, and I'm very good with it.

You would've been dead in 2 seconds man.

[bwind22]

Stingy you should do your hot dog/weiner prank on your students if you ever catch them sleeping in class.


lmao

That would be awesome and hilarious, while, at the same time, teaching them a valuable lesson about the consequences of sleeping during Mr. Stingy's course.

[Egekrusher]

While also serving the purpose of him getting fired.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are Evil stingy.... and very very funny...

Here is one of mine. I am pretty clever with batch files, and we used to have a file-sharing server at work, so here ishow it goes. I work this guy named Jim. Jim is not the brightest bulb on the tree. To torture him one time, i put a batch filein his startup folder, so it would launch as soon as he logged on to his pc.

The batch was set to do this, copy a particular file from the server onto his desktop, then launch it, then start a shutdown sequence.

The file was Samantha from Big Naturals.com (this woman:
http://www.alex-tits.com/big_naturals_tits_pics/thumbs/big_naturals_samantha_0003.jpg ) Having sex with a guy, very loudly.

When the computer rebooted, the file would delete itself and the clip.

So jim comes in to work, and fires up his pc, and starts telling a story about his weekend. (a note, jim likes to listen to really shitty music, loud...:))

About half a minute into the story, we start hearing "Oh yeah, right there..." in a woman's voice coming from his cubical. He stops dead, and stares over at his computer.

The funniest part was when he went to see what it was, he let out a freudian slip. He went "Wow, what was that again?" and tried to get it to replay. No one believed him that it wasnt his (which led them to believe that all of the other porn on the server was his.... Some of it with horses....)

i eventually spilled my guts because i couldnt stop laughing. I did this to him with a different video or picture every day for a week. :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!11